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@hokemosley.bsky.social
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I usually don't post a photo of myself because I am hideous. My likes are eating and smoking with the blind hermit, and breaking the necks of villagers. My dislikes are mirrors and fire. Fire bad!

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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like I said to my MAGA plumber last week, when he complained about the price of supplies and gas, " Fool you once, shame on Trump, fool you twice, shame on you."
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
quasi- | ˈkwāˌzī, ˈkwäzē | combining form seemingly; apparently but not really: quasi-American | quasi-scientific. • being partly or almost: quasicrystalline.
The infamous Captain America illustration by Rob LiefeldA photo of the Elephant Man. Oops! It's a photo of Elon Musk looking Captain Americanistic.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump on Iran: “That war is going to end very soon. You watch. Trump was right about everything. They want to make a deal so badly. They called. We could have a deal anytime we want.”
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trumps makeover of Washington, D.C.: How it's going
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Inside the brain cavity of this pumpkinhead, filled with the choppy waters of "Lake Ptomaine", there are 120 words, half digested, broken on the shores, and falling out the mouth of this idiot, leaving us all to scry and divine their meaning.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Let Trump rename anything he wants, just remember there isn't a Hitler Hotel, a Mussolini golf course, or Sadam Hussein steaks for a reason.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I see Trump's butt hump, and all I can think of is the chest burster from "Alien".
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Donald Trump (Canklysaurus Rex) denied rumors of sex with Natalie Harp, "Sure she looks like Ivanka, but Natalie is too old for me," he said, then immediately fell asleep and began dreaming about 13 year old Natalie.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Where's Melania, and what's up with that mound of dirt near the second tee of Trump's Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey?
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Why is it that when you need a Phillips head screwdriver all you find in the junk drawer is eight flathead screw drivers, and when you need a flathead screwdriver all you find is eight Philips head screwdrivers?
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They smuggled Trump out of Turkey squatting in a food cart. Later, between the Trump vodka and the Trump steaks, they found a Trump dookie.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Elon Musk isn't "based, he's just base.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
gofund.me/8687b2389
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Is McConnell dead or alive? Well, since Schrödinger lives in Kentucky, and Mitch is "Schrödinger's Senator", then McConnell is dead and alive.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Spoke with Mitch McConnell today, for about twenty minutes.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Republicans not sure if these are nazis, since they're wearing masks.
400 patriot front nazis marching through Washington, DC on July 4th. They wouldn't be allowed to do this in Germany.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm going to the Great American State Fair tomorrow, because I have an intense fear of crowds, and it's the only place I'll feel safe.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“The buying of more books than one could read is nothing less than the soul reaching toward infinity…” - A. Edward Newton
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@mariopro.bsky.social June, 14, President Barrack Obama Appreciation Day.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@mariopro.bsky.social As an adult, I put away childish things... to play with as soon as I got home from work.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Authoritarianism exploits politesse - Jonathan V. Last
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My only question on Trump being on a $250 bill: Will his eyes be open or closed?
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Breaking: Max Rebo will not be performing at Freedom 250 as advertised, instead he will be giving a special show in a galaxy far, far away.
A picture of Max Rebo, a far out  jazz artist from the Star Wars movies.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
@mariopro.bsky.social From the pictures I've seen it appears Trump is either building a Star Gate on the White House Lawn, or a J6 Bouncy House.
Construction on the White House lawn for a UFC fight on June 14 to celebrate Trump's birthday. It consists of 2 arches over a boxing ring. It's going to be amazing, if you're 12 years old!
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm sure Katie Miller straps Stephen on, whenever Elon begs to be pegged.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
RNC Chair Joe Gruters: "Tala-freako is a creep. He's a vegan. He thinks God is nonbinary. He wants to mutilate children." I think Talarico should do a thirty second commercial where he doesn't say anything, just sits at a picnic table eating a couple ribs, beans, and cornbread.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The fact trump mentions the cognitive test so often means he can't remember how many times he took it, and that is cognitive decline.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
@mariopro.bsky.social “Other presidents have looked at [Cuba] for 50, 60 years, doing something.” is a quote from Trump. I think he went to war with Iran with the same mindset, that other Presidents wanted to, but only he was audacious and powerful enough to do it.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@mariopro.bsky.social The bunker under the ballroom...that's called the taint.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The only quote the Democratic Party needs to win every coming election. This should be reposted everywhere.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A scene from the 1979 film Woyzeck. in this scene Klaus Kinski in a WWI German soldier's uniform is holding a rifle horizontally, while a sadistic officer puts him through a humiliating punishment.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@mariopro.bsky.social I can't wait to see Trump's face on the new $3 bill.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@mariopro.bsky.social I don't think they should use taxpayer money for the new Ballroom, I think they should use "Thoughts and Prayers".
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
@mariopro.bsky.social Trump keeps saying he ended nine wars, I think he's confusing that with his six bankruptcies.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@mariopro.bsky.social The Republicans have "Democracy Derangement Syndrome."
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I understand taking the escalator to go up, but wouldn't you take the de-escalator to go down?
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
@mariopro.bsky.social The Nobel Peace Prize Committee has examined Trump's record of ending wars, and signaled that they are open to giving Trump the Peace Prize, if he ends his war on the U.S.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@mariopro.bsky.social What a bunch of deplorable! I hope they all go to Hell in a basket!
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Unless you're a Native American, your ancestor was an immigrant, and you have birthright citizenship because you were born here. We either all have birthright citizenship, or none of us has birthright citizenship.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Trump sounds more and more like he's doing an impression of someone who does an impression of him.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
ICE unmasked at airports:
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I've seen some of these ICE agents unmasked at the airports, and thought, geez, put your mask back on.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I'm thinking that the next time Trump and Jack Smith meet in court it will be the Hague, where Jack Smith will have the home court advantage.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Isn't it time to change the name of the United States to the States of Trump? I mean Trump is sure running this country into the ground, like his many other businesses.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can you imagine what a roundtable with Tom Kenny, Mel Blanc, and Matt Berry would sound like?
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Can't we fast forward this film to where Trump has a heart attack while picking tomatoes in his garden while the grandkids play nearby?
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"We're changing the regime in Iran, so all of you better get on board, or you're not a true patriot."
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I think Trump is like a razor blade in a bag of chips.
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