hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Workshopping a take that Mike McDaniel is a very specific type of energy vampire. 070
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Can’t convince me he was actually trying to get that to London, but it was a perfect dime to Hamilton! 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sombr has a song with more than 2 billion streams that I had never heard. I feel like my dad saying he couldn’t pick Taylor Swift out of a lineup. 010
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026No officer, I didn’t beat Henry Kissinger to death. That was just my chatbot. Darn thing must be malfunctioning again. 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I love to pressure my friends into pretending to do my hobby so I can interact with the robot they tasked to placate me. This is a good society and I am very happy with the world. 2572
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Excitable Boy is such peak Warren Zevon. Lawyers, Guns, and Money should be as famous as Werewolves of London. 050
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 04/10/20264 is TJ Mconnell. Undersized backup pg with a sick midrange game. 5 is the obvious starter. 030
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If only you’d capitalized on your SNL run.static.klipy.comDennis Miller: My Opinion, I Could Be WrongAlt: Dennis Miller being a doofus… And looking suspiciously like Denny Carter. 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Al Michaels just said, “If it didn’t work out it would be the worst trade in NFL history.” Is that really still in doubt? Al, where have you been the last four years. 040
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t root for injuries, but if TJ Watt wanted to rip his arm off and beat him senseless with it I wouldn’t personally throw a flag. 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I still remember watching the press conference where they announced no criminal charges for his first alleged sexual assault. Prosecutors, police, and reporters all giddy and laughing. A completely celebratory atmosphere. Genuinely sickening. 020
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That guy has been holding down the end of the bar at the local pub for decades as man and boy. 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This man has a Scottish brogue so thick you need an interpreter to understand him. 1241
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The old adage, “Never ask an athlete who they voted for” goes triple for golf. lol 030
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And then Snedeker gave all the credit to fucking Trump. Jesus, man. 190
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That car got hit by no less than 800 bullets and took a 90 degree turn at 80 mph. But my favorite part was the shot that made it look like the women were jumping from about 200 feet up. Two minutes later they show the bridge from a different angle and it’s obviously less than 30 feet. lol 110
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The back and forth in the final climactic fight where the baddie (double entendre intended) yells, “I don’t know what I like more, fucking you or killing you!” Made me laugh harder than anything else I’ve watched this year. 121
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That’s clearly the star of the next Hallmark movie “All Saints Day.” The backup qb retires to his family pumpkin patch when cut in mid October. Only the love of an organic dog treat baker gives him the confidence to step up when the team comes calling with one more chance to lead them marching in. 1150
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If Jared Goff somehow murders him as the Lions knock the Rams out in the NFC Championship this will easily be a top 3 arc. 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Josh Allen passing Barry Sanders for all time Rushing touchdowns is going to be crazy. 050
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dogs that can talk and time travel have to be an exception. 020
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Shaq’s lifelong love of cops leading to him being forced to put out a “I did not have sexual relations with that animal” statement. Just as we all predicted. 0133
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Going to make your money the old-fashioned way (starving to death). 020
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You miss every putt that doesn’t get to the hole. 010
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Chiefs haven’t had a yard of separation since *redacted* left for Miami. 010
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Is he going by Nate now to distance himself from the Nathan everybody remembers watching implode on a football field? 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The best takedown of country chic since Bo Burnham’s “Pandering.” open.spotify.com/track/6NSbui...open.spotify.comMe More Cowboy Than You (Demo)The Brudi Brothers · Me More Cowboy Than You (Demo) · Song · 2025 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Grandad after three old fashioneds, “LBJ was incontinent too and nobody made a big fuss.” 160
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My (Fox News watching) dad claimed that Clinton did the same thing so it’s not a bid deal. He did say it happened “around 2010” though so not sure he’s the most reliable narrator here. 2150
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I half expected the site to boot me when I switched my state to Missouri before paying. Can’t wait to dive in! 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Hey @coachfinstock.bsky.social have you seen that ESPN promo for the new Jason Statham movie? I can stop thinking about Dan Orlovsky’s hair in it. Like the worst rug you’ve ever seen shrunk in the dryer! 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Anthropeum.com · Aug 2 2026 🟨🟨🟥🟩🟦🟦🟨🟥🟨🟨 54,917 · top 62% of players today! Yes. Apparently animal-skin drums are much, much newer than I realized! 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I think the problem isn’t so much the clothes as that his gait looks like Eli Manning in that Sportscenter commercial where Peyton gave him a wet willy. 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My dad is in the process of restoring a TR6. There’s barely room for a laundry basket even without another passenger! 😂 150
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I thought it said Tasmania and got about as far away as you can get. 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Joe Sliders throws sidearm junk to the tune of a 4.00 era for 25 straight years. 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Joe Sliders in another victory for nominative determinism. 020
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Not the point, but can someone explain how that wasn’t a balk? 270
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026When you’re right you’re right. AFC was dominant with those patriots, and broncos, and chiefs? And Ravens? No, wait, the Steelers? 😬 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Thank God this commercial finally got the @drewmagary.bsky.social treatment. It has been infuriating me for weeks. 020
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Dodge marketing exec: “Now we all know our target demographic: That psycho in your gym that screams with every rep and never wipes down his machine. How do we tell him how badass he’ll look in our truck?” 010
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Add in the completely obnoxious Dana White Dodge ad and is this the worst run of commercials at a big sporting event ever? 100
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’m so disappointed that Zlatan didn’t drop the hammer. But maybe it’s more embarrassing that he clearly never thought they had a chance. 000
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Portugal’s keeper was distractingly handsome in the early game. Call me old fashioned, but the hotties are supposed to be in the stands! 010
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Mel Brooks invented the St. Louis cut bagel. Who’s laughing at us now! 030
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026For sure. Like, buddy, I don’t think you want us talking about her the way we do the rest of the guillotine class. 020
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026My favorite part is him lumping Swift in with the most vile tech overlords imaginable and being like, “I don’t see Satan giving money to charity!” 150
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026My dad had a Kansas greatest hits cassette so one of my only memories from third grade (1999) is presenting on why Carry On My Wayward Son was my favorite song in music class. 010
hogandavis.bsky.social @hogandavis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I have gotten the Culver’s shrimp during lent and come out unscathed. Am I invincible? Do I have the mandate of God? Who’s to say. 040
