Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 20hStarting to regret picking Lord Pannick in my FPL team this season 140
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Lad who has never once broken a story of any consequence suddenly has the skinny on one of the biggest sports stories of all time, all while face down outside his local. 130
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yes, but not alongside Heaven. They both need to be partnered with more experienced players. 010
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comJaws Shark Funny MomentALT: Jaws Shark Funny Moment 010
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He seems to be aiming at some sort of social commentary wrapped in absurdist humour and it’s almost as unfunny as it is unreadable. 030
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Free Mlily mattress toppers for the agents’ families 110
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wonder if selling the club isn’t the plea deal - don’t admit any wrongdoing but walk the fuck away and keep claiming it was rigged and in return they never release the full details. 010
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Aye, and that’s why they’ll have left a paper trail a mile wide. Suddenly I’m *happy* it took so long to get to this result but they’ll have incriminated themselves a thousand times over and now won’t ever even think to pull up the nose of the plane because they’ve never crashed before. 010
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Came here to say this - absolutely right. And this is why they’re truly fucked. 110
Reposted by Jonathan HendersonPrateek Buch @prateekbuch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sham-pagne supernova 1117
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wilcox heard about doping in sport and immediately got our lads onto the medical cannabis before kickoff 100
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Aye, the first time I saw the ‘looting’ referenced they followed it with a list starting with Gael Clichy. 000
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Surprised nobody in the both called out the very obvious flop though 110
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do we think Marty bought himself something nice with that cheque or banked it for a rainy day? 020
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Journalist is doing a lot of work in that sentence 010
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I think we should move between a 4-2-3-1 and 5-3-2 once per season minimum anyway 110
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Cunha is a good player but also the perfect example perfect example of the organisation rot imo - we ship out the left wingers to play a left-sided 10 then change the manager and now need him to be a left winger or a 9, of which he is neither. 030
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They’d be replaying the foul like it’s the Zapruder footage until Christmas 011
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ole in with Carrick and McKenna as assistants. We’d win the World Cup. 110
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Matthews, Keegan (twice) and Owen are the other English winners. 010
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Aye, but who else is going to accurately diagnose our problems if not that kid off the Overlap 110
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comJames Bond's Jaws: Iconic Metal Teeth SmileALT: James Bond's Jaws: Iconic Metal Teeth Smile 000
Reposted by Jonathan HendersonNick @manunitedyouth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I totally get frustration and indeed resignation at the state of the club in general but the need to blame them or fault them for absolutely everything is such a bleak mindset to be in. Don’t really see what football and supporting a club can be adding to your life when you’re at that stage 272
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Absolutely right, just not for the reasons you’re suggesting. 100
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s understandable only in the sense that we can understand where this is coming from, not understandable that the club could have avoided it in any way. 100
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you listen carefully you can actually hear the Late Night scripts being rewritten 020
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Dad has been given a fat wedge by one of the usual suspects and is trying to manufacture some reason to pretend to be unhappy. He can fuck off. 010
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yea, no great surprise what’s happened here. He can get fucked. 000
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The only thing more embarrassing than this childish nonsense is the people in the replies who believe it. 010
Jonathan Henderson @hoender.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comJurgen Klopp's Intense ReactionALT: Jurgen Klopp's Intense Reaction 130
