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Hobart -> MFF

@hobart.bsky.social
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all content on this page is suggestive, no minors my special skill is convincing people that i am competent enough at brass instruments to be in their band :3 24, she/her, deer, pan, furry trash, electrical engineer, pfp by @zoobis.bsky.social

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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 22h
all i have to do now is hem these and fix all of the seams that tore when i put them on!!!!! you get $10 of my company town style worthless currency if you guess what cosplay this is for
a pair of cerulean pants that look pretty large and fit loosehobart sewing a pair of pants on her floor
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 23h
the lines on the pokemon base field were not chalked correctly
a screenshot from the pokemon anime showcasing a poorly drawn set of lines on a baseball field
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
if anyone wants a cushy job in the utilities industry, wants to move to minnesota, and has an electrical engineering degree, please contact me
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*guy milton fregley
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i didn’t cry during the episode where stoutland dies
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
if ash wants to beat up god (tapu coco) and the father, son, and holy ghost are one and the same, does ash want to kill jesus, and does that make him pontius pilate?
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
gonna make a swampert oc named guy milton firefly who is a licensed professional engineer in the regions of hoenn and kanto (he moved to vermillion city for a better life some time ago)
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my estranged uncle giving me $40 to help him sell something on craigslist (my other uncle was in from florida that week and he didn’t see him)
gumshoos, a large, hairy badger pokemon, giving ash ketchum a stone
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it should be incredibly easy to lose your drivers license in this country
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hala lifting a bunch of heavy logs reminds me of my grandpa who insisted on trimming his tree branches on a ladder even though he’s 85 and has mild heart problems he also got stung by a bunch of yellowjackets when doing this twice
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it’s interesting they are bringing up a shopping mall when they would have lost most of their cultural relevance by the time the episode aired due to the rise of online shopping wondering if it’s a japanese culture thing still
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lana has a ride lapras and there’s a scene where she spins around on the chair mounted on the lapras and it looks so fucking metal
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i would argue no, because U.S. Acres, as a comic strip, was syndicated separately from Garfield
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
if we’re splitting hairs here, this is actually U.S. Acres (which aired in the same block and has the same cast in different roles) regardless i do like her and its a good show
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i am going to arrange a mashup of the king of the hill theme and the pokemon sun and moon anime theme
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the rotom dex keeps cutting people off and mansplaining, i would be so fucking pissed off at him all the time
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this fucking pokemon school has nicer facilities than my alma mater (the milwaukee school of engineering)
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
making this an awful thread now ash katchum has the mandate of heaven
tapu lele, a god pokemon in alola, giving ash a Z ring, that allows him to use Z moves
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
watching the pokemon sun and moon anime while working on my lana cosplay hits kinda different
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yes please i would like that
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i need a cigar, kupo
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Erakir 🔜 ANE @erakir.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here we go! Oct. TF Raffle! Oh…what is that??? ANOTHER me? And why are his ears so much bigger than mine… Get a character mid-TF/post-TF into an Ivalice moogle OR a lagora, courtesy yours truly, kupo~ Rules/FAQ below! Done by @trevorfox.bsky.social Ends Oct 11, 12:00AM CST (1/2) #TFTuesday
Picture depicting Raffle rules for getting your character TF'd into an Ivalice Moogle or a Lagora from Ever Oasis by Erakir, either as a moogle or lagora himself. Done by Trevor-fox. Detailed rules are in the post below!
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
leafeon
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i love latinas,,,
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i see a cute goat and i hit follow
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it is interesting to see the cultural parallels between kitakami (actual japanese region) and kitakami (setting of pokemon scarlet and violet DLC) thank you, japanese national television
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
takes a very long time because there’s a lot of demand with no supply, and there’s some back and forth involved
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
some days i feel like ordering a custom pool toy is like one of these bad boys (power circuit breaker)
a massive power circuit breaker in some kind of warehouse
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gotta substitute a 3 chapter long arc about filing income tax in paldea
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
monic
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i love alan jackson!
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the gender euphoria of presenting as a woman and the anxiety of changing my life to do so are in a stalemate and it gives me serious “war on terror” energy there is a tiny george bush (young one) inside of me making all of these decisions
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this would fix me
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
having your employer (quanta services) generate their entire ethics regulatory presentation with AI speaks volumes to how much they actually care (very little because they couldn’t be damned to make a proper training)
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only my 2010 ford focus ate a CD of Jimmy Buffet’s “Don’t Stop The Carnival”
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my doctor says i need to lose weight anyways
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
congrats! if there are ten of you, are you all collectively referred to as a dime?
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
step ladder, what are you doing????
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
always a good day when i get a package from @tailends.bsky.social i love these people and their clothing
hobart (human) on a stepladder, wearing a pair of thigh high socks patterned like their fursona
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gonna make a pokemon trainer OC who's a professional trainer who is sponsored by cigarette companies and he is pretty well loathed because he tries to get young trainers to smoke yummy cigarettes
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am fortunate that two of my neighbors are furry trash otherwise i'd be super fucked lol
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do you ever tie yourself to one of your pool toys, inflate it, and then realize that it is so inflated and you’re tied up that you may need to get the neighbors to help you out?
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
shake shack is what rich “PEOPLE” think the middle class eats when they go out for burgers
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thanks jamie you're the best
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
let’s see if mobile works
crude pencil sketch of a smug protogen having a cigarette
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i have tried to upload this image seven times and it has failed each and every one of them
crude pencil sketch of a protogen
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
looks like ol' Vega came out ahead in the Star Fluff Crusader's aftermath after all! (this is a hobart deep cut) even if it took seven years, five odd jobs, graduating high school, graduating college, moving between three cities, and transing my gender
pencil sketch of vega, a protogen, smugly having a cigarette and hanging out with his toaster son
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Hobart -> MFF @hobart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how many pounds per eye? looking for a ball so i could pick up the ten pin (i am a right handed bowler)
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