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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Being an angel investor in the Pleasure Island Donk Manure Co. really has paid off for me— though the donks involved might consider me to be the devil. Oh, and did you know I have all my P.I. pics in one handy place? www.robclarke.art/pleasure-island

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DonkAfterDark @donkafterdarkxl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What better way to start Donktober than with a ticket to the Island where all the Patrons have been enjoying themselves. Grab a ticket and Join the fun. t.me/+w7jg9F-3Iz0...

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FURRJOI @furrjoi.com · 29/09/2026

Did you just… accidentally let out a little bray? 👀🐴 Coming tomorrow! Designed by @spacepupsilver.com #furrjoi

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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 24/09/2026

I got new donkey ears. Now I’m even WIDER!

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The Coachman @hmh452002.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Get your how to be a donkeyboy guides now!!

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The Coachman @hmh452002.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

😂I love that episode but so true.

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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 05/09/2026

Im so happy with how this donkey tail came out 🥳🥳🥳 It’s so bouncy!

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The Coachman @hmh452002.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

On the island your friends will do it to you as much you’ll do it to them. It’ll be a tailsplosion party.

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The Coachman @hmh452002.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If that ain’t a nice pleasure island view. Nice job!

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The Coachman @hmh452002.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Hes worked really hard on this Make sure you grab a copy along with his how to guide in being a donkeyboy. Coming soon!

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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 27/08/2026

Sure being turned into a dog is hot. But being turned into a donkey, dragged by your ears into a dark cave and forced to pull carts of something or other for the rest of your days is also pretty hot. 👀💦 subscribestar.art/spacepupsilver

An illustration of a man turning into a donkey, he is bowing low to the ground, his ears touching the floor as he quietly sobs. The label reads "Donkey boy, regretting all his life choices that led to this moment".

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The Coachman @hmh452002.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Give this kid a cigar and you’d be ready to run a muck on theisland.

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AnotherMeekOne🔜MFF @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Disney's Pinnochio (1940) is a near-timeless animated masterwork that still holds up today because despite being almost 100 years old, the film lacks the problematic elements that other media from that era might have That is, except for one locale, one scene: Pleasure Island And I kind of love it

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The Coachman @hmh452002.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Still donkey month hope the weredonkey curse don’t kick in.

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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 28/05/2026

Aren't we blessed to know we live in a timeline where official scooby doo donkey tf happened? (ep: Scooby-nochio)

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The Coachman @hmh452002.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Some rare goodies came in to go in my Pleasure Island collection. Disney rarely acknowledges this scene now but when they have they done it well.

Display of small metal figures portraying various characters from the Pleasure Island sequence in Disneys Pinocchio.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

“Please, Señor, I don’t want to be a donkey!” How many times has Dr. Sanchez heard that from a Pleasure Island escapee? Begging for mercy while pleading poverty isn’t going to sway the vet—to him, they’re just a bunch of stinking animals.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Initially, WigWag and TicTac thought their penis cages were a hoot. But when they discovered the ingenious devices were tamper-proof, could fry their do-dads with a powerful electric charge, and be used to punish other bad behavior, they were truly “shocked”.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

After Mooner and Banjo got fully donked, they ended up spending the rest of their lives carrying fat American tourists up the mountain sides of some rocky Greek island. Ironically, their Pleasure Island getaway was the first time that either of them had set foot abroad.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Vanity, thy name is donk. Pleasure Island guests can’t stop checking themselves out after they’ve gotten their sassy new tails. Fortunately, the park is full of fun house mirrors and shiny surfaces for them to gaze into. And in a pinch, a puddle of tears does the trick.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Often when a Pleasure Island escapee arrives at a Tijuana clinic, he discovers that while tail docking is cheap, it’s the anesthesia that costs you. Any donk that has undergone the procedure will tell you that the concept of animals not feeling pain is a big fat lie.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Unlike Noah’s Ark, where the animals are paired off for the purpose of procreation, the Pleasure Island donks are partnered because it takes an even number to pull the Coachman’s wagon.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Young gringos know where to go south of the border to get their donkey shots. Mexican doctors are just as good as those in the US, except they don’t accept insurance. They also ask fewer questions and are less concerned about trivial side effects.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Pleasure Island uses “The buddy system” - a wickedly ingenious arrangement where two donks, the "buddies", are paired so they can monitor and inform on each other. It’s an effective way to ensure good behavior because if one ‘buddy’ is naughty, both get punished.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

“Double your pleasure, double your fun.” I always buy donks in pairs because it amuses me to have them compete to retain the last shreds of their humanity. Eventually, they always end up turning on one another— claiming their buddy deserves to be “hooved” instead of them.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

In the back areas of Pleasure Island that the public never sees, there is a mountain of smartphones belonging to the former ‘guests’. I’m surprised a wily entrepreneur like the Coachman isn’t selling them as a side hustle; he’d make a pretty penny.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

The first thing a bro does when he gets his tail is try to post a selfie on Instagram. Unfortunately, the Pleasure Island Wi-Fi is as spotty as a donkey’s dongle. Their girlfriends and buds back home will never see the carefree, early stages of their donkification.

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The Coachman @hmh452002.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Come pick up our special love themed candy being distributed all over the island today.And don’t forget they sponsor our annual Valentine date night gala later tonight. Who’s all coming with, or to find there one true Sweethawwt? #pleasureisland

Box of heart candy themed to saying related to donkeys. Big yellow heart on the box that says cute bray.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

A Pleasure Island Donkey Show is nothing like the infamous ones they have in Tijuana, although the grand finale does have an overly excited and freshly tf’d donkey boy spunking a giant load all over the audience. It’s kind of similar to attending a Gallagher performance.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

It’s true, Pleasure Island does have a fly problem. And not just the common housefly, but horseflies, the kind that have a penchant for biting donkeyboys in their sensitive parts. I suspect these ferocious insects are attracted to the scent of Axe Body Spray and panic.

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The Coachman @hmh452002.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I’m more jealous for the food

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

It’s always nice to spot a familiar face like @mrkristofer.bsky.social when I visit Pleasure Island. Here he is welcoming party boys with complimentary cigars. Although between you and me, I’m not sure whether he is management or livestock.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I find it curious that the preferred brand of stogie among Pleasure Island donks is Blammo Reliable Exploding Cigars. I mean, the name says it all, right? Besides, I think they smell like satan’s asshole. I’ll stick with my mood-elevating gummies and edibles, thank you.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

This old chestnut from the early 2000s is a memory of two brothers, Mike and Mark, I once worked with. They’re probably out there somewhere today, grey-haired, with college-age sons of their own. I prefer to think of them living “pants-free” and smoking stogies on Pleasure Island.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

On this year’s Pleasure Island getaway, I noticed a number of tech bros added to the usual mix of frat boys and bachelor party-goers. Rumor has it that one of the island’s old salt mines is being turned into a data center powered by donk shit, which PI has in vast amounts.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Logan had never left the States until that one wild vacation to Pleasure Island. How a gringo ended up being a cruel luchador’s pony slave south of the border is a mystery. Perhaps he escaped, perhaps he was sold. Sadly, he can’t tell his story because he’s just a dumb animal now.

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The Coachman @hmh452002.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

The other Darrin with donk ears in the leprechaun episode was even better.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

There’s nowhere for the freshly donked to escape to if they decide that a life in the Pleasure Island salt mines isn’t for them. After a night or two trying to eat thistles and hearing the local wolves get closer and closer, they’re ready to surrender to animal control.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

A few of Pleasure Island’s “guests” end up being park “employees” instead of being sent to the salt mines. They work the concessions and pick up all the endless piles of donk shit. The biggest ones, football player types, even help wrangle their freshly transformed brethren.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Whenever I visit Pleasure Island I always make sure I leave with a big jar full of donkey sauce—it makes an excellent face moisturizer, which is how I maintain my youthful good looks. Some of the vendors even let you milk it fresh from the animal.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I always make sure to take in a Donkey Show whenever I visit Pleasure Island. Last year I saw a drunk finance bro win the the title of Mr. Bouncy Balls. Gosh, he was proud of his swollen orbs, each the size of a cantaloupe. I wonder if he was allowed to keep them.

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The Coachman @hmh452002.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Foreboding reminder harvest time approaches for coachman as holidays arrive.

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