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Photos are real/my own (derogatory). JUST the birds: tinyurl.com/HLK-Bird-Feed Please use alt text so I can repost your beautiful work. Banner image: Still of poster on wall from Widow's Bay

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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 14h
Grebe in a reflected sky. #BirdOfTheDay #Dawn #Dusk 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a pied-billed grebe (Podilymbus podiceps) floating as a dark silhouette on rippled water. It's a duck-like bird with a short thick bill and compact body, outlined against horizontal bands of orange, peach, and violet-blue reflected from a sunset sky. Ripples stretch across the vertical frame, with darker streaks of reflection below the bird.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 17/10/2026
Well that was really somethin'.
A photo of the ornate facade of the Hollywood Theatre in Portland, Oregon with a blue sky behind it, including the marquee that reads "THE DEVILS IN 35MM" and "RACE WITH THE DEVIL."A photo of a hand-painted sign on a wooden door reading “The DEVILS” decorated with flames, bones, and two demonic nuns. Underneath is "NOW PLAYING."
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 16/10/2026
Handsome. #FlickerFriday 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a male intergrade northern flicker (Colaptes auratus) perched on top of wooden fence facing toward the right, head slightly turned and looking in the direction of the camera. It's a sleek taupe-colored woodpecker with a gray head and a long dark gray beak, dark eyes, bright red cheek patches, a red spot on the back of its head, black barring on its back and wings, a large black chevron on its chest, and black polka dots all over its belly.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 16/10/2026
Happy #FlickerFriday! I'm about to repost some flickers doing some silly shit. 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a male northern flicker (Colaptes auratus) staring up at the rain. It's a taupe-colored woodpecker with a gray head and a long dark gray beak, red cheek patches, a red spot on the back of its head, a large black chevron across its chest, and black polka dots all over its belly. Its damp head is tipped upward and mud and small flecks of suet are visible on its beak. The background is blurred dark greenery and a few raindrops are visible in the air around it.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 16/10/2026
Chestnut-backed chickadee foraging for seeds. #BirdOfTheDay #Paridae 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a chestnut-backed chickadee (Poecile rufescens) perched on a Douglas-fir branch, holding a small winged seed in its beak, facing to the left. It is a tiny songbird with a reddish-brown back, dark brown head with bright white cheeks, dark brownish-gray wings and tail, a small black beak, and blue-gray legs. It is surrounded by dense green conifer needles and two brown pine cones.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 15/10/2026
Something a bit different for #BirdOfTheDay #JKLM #Grey: An old photo of a king vulture at a bird show. 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a king vulture (Sarcoramphus papa) on a rustic wooden perch with its wings spread out, facing the camera with its head turned over its shoulder toward the right. It's a large New World vulture with mostly bright, creamy white plumage bordered by black flight feathers, and a dark gray ruff circling its neck. Its bald head is boldly colored, with orange, red, black, gray, and yellow skin around a bright red-orange bill and a pale, pearly eye. There are leather jesses on its legs suggesting it's a falconry or educational-program bird. Blurred in the background behind it are a stone wall with a wooden overhang and green foliage.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 14/10/2026
My first stilt! #BirdOfTheDay #ShoreBirds 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a black-winged stilt (Himantopus himantopus) wading through shallow blue water. The bird is shown in profile facing right, with a white head and body, a black back and wings, a long thin black bill, and a red eye. One of its long, thin pink legs stands in the water. The other is lifted and bent, with a drop of water falling from its toes. The calm blue water mirrors the bird, and a few green blades of grass rise from the surface.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 13/10/2026
We do love this time of year.
A photo of two light brown, prick-eared staffie-type dogs wearing orange Halloween sweaters on a dark-painted front porch in strong, low sunlight. In the foreground, one dog lies on a fuzzy cream-colored dog bed with its front legs stretched out, upright ears and head turned in profile to the left, eyes squinting in the sunlight. Its sweater is bright orange with black bat shapes. Behind it, a second dog lies facing away toward a pumpkin, wearing an orange-and-black patterned sweater. Slatted shadows stripe the porch floor. (It's dirty looking. I've tried to clean it, but I can't!! It needs to be repainted.) In the background, a plastic skeleton decoration sits in a wooden Adirondack chair, and a potted croton plant with red, orange, and green leaves stands at right.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 13/10/2026
A young jay trying to decide where to take its snack. #BirdOfTheDay #LookingUp 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a juvenile California scrub-jay (Aphelocoma californica) perched on the back of a weathered wooden outdoor chair, facing toward the left of frame, and holding a peanut under one foot. It has a blue head, wings, and a long blue tail, a grayish-brown back, and a whitish underside with a faint dark gray necklace band across the breast. Its head is tilted upward toward the sky, with a large, searching dark eye reflecting the scene around it. The background is blurred greenery and horizonal black rails, in diffuse lighting on an overcast day.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 13/10/2026
A photo of a dusk scene in which a giant plastic skeleton looms in the right foreground with glowing eyes and a menacing scowl. Teal and green light shines through its ribcage. Behind it stands a dark craftsman-style house with a covered front porch, decorated for Halloween. An orange and purple neon jack-o’-lantern glows in an upstairs window, large black spiders crawl across the siding, a neon purple bat shines in a porch window, and a wreath of red lights and snakes hangs on the front door. Warm string lights glow along the porch ceiling, and a dog stands near the doorway beside pumpkins. The sky overhead is deep blue, and evergreen trees fill the background on the right.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 13/10/2026
Gremlin, exhausted and pregnant the day we met her six years ago, and today, enduring a Halloween sweater. She is a perfect dog. #Pupdate
A photo of a light brown, visibly pregnant dog with a red collar lying on its back on a grassy lawn, eyes closed and jowls drooping in a blissful, sleepy expression, its large belly fully exposed. The dog’s head rests against the shoe of a person sitting cross-legged beside it, wearing cut-off denim shorts and a rainbow wristband. The person’s hands hold a smartphone at the top of the frame while the dog’s paws flop loosely.A photo of a light brown, short-coated staffie type dog with upright ears lying on a beige couch in a patch of strong sunlight, its amber eyes looking toward the camera. It wears a black and orange Halloween sweater patterned with ghosts, skulls, pumpkins and the word “EEK,” with an orange ribbed hem. Hard-edged shadows fall across the couch cushions and the dog’s outstretched front paws.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 12/10/2026
Killdeer killdeerin'. #BirdOfTheDay #Brown #eck 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a killdeer (Charadrius vociferus) crouched low on the edge of a gravel road next to green grass, facing toward the right of frame with its back and wings angled toward the camera. It's a plover, a type of wading bird, with a brown back and wings that are raised in display, and a fanned tail showing black, white, and rusty-orange coloring. A white collar and a thick black breast band wrap around its neck, along with a white forehead patch and a thin black stripe across the face. Its dark eye is ringed in a slender band of bright red, and its slim black bill is slightly open as it calls.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 11/10/2026
#BirdOfTheDay #eck A very interesting bird, really: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_dove 📷🌿🪶
A close-up photo of the head and neck of a rock dove (Columba livia) staring straight into the camera with its head tilted toward the left. It's the classic "city pigeon" with a slate-gray head and glossy dark neck show faint purple and teal iridescence. It has bright orange-red eyes with black pupils that are sharply in focus, staring at the viewer quizzically. A pale, bumpy white cere sits above the short dark gray bill. The background is blurred green grass.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 11/10/2026
Skonk! 🦨
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 11/10/2026
"Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me." meme.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 10/10/2026
Pretty good tarmac sunset in Seattle on the way home last night.
A photo of a dramatic sunset sky over Seattle-Tacoma International Airport, taken from the runway. Heavy gray-purple clouds fill most of the frame, with a few pale patches breaking through at the top left. Toward the horizon, cloud undersides glow fiery orange and red above a band of golden-yellow sky. A black silhouette of evergreen trees stretches along the horizon. In the foreground, small ground-service vehicles and cargo carts sit on the dark tarmac, and on the right a yellow CAT excavator stands beside large scaffold-like ramp structures.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 10/10/2026
Monk parakeet. #BirdOfTheDay #Green #eck 📷🌿🪶🦜
A photo of a monk parakeet (Myiopsitta monachus) in close-up profile, leaning forward toward the right of frame with its head turned to peer toward the camera. It's a small parrot with bright green plumage on its crown, wings, and back; a pale gray face and breast with fine scalloped barring; a dark eye; and a short, curved, pinkish-orange beak. Blurred tan and olive tones fill the background in soft, warm-hued lighting.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 09/10/2026
Great blue. #BirdOfTheDay #Waders #eck 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a great blue heron (Ardea herodias) perched on a moss-covered branch, its body angled away from the camera while its head turns to look right. Long, shaggy gray plumes drape down its back and chest, and warm golden light catches the cream-colored neck, white face, and dark gray stripe above the bright yellow eye. Its long, dagger-like orange bill points to the right. The background is a blur of green foliage and blue sky.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 08/10/2026
An interesting thing about the monk parakeets in Barcelona is that the city monitors their movements, but the birds kept removing any rings on put on their legs with their strong beaks, so now lots of them wear these huge tags on collars around their necks like dogs. 🪶
A photo of a monk parakeet (Myiopsitta monachus) perched on an outstretched open palm, eating sunflower seeds. It's a small parrots with a green back and wings, a pale gray face and breast, and a pinkish-orange bill. A relatively large round black tag stamped "W57" hangs from its neck. Empty seed shells and a few whole seeds lie across the hand. The wrist wears a green and cream marbled watch band. Behind them is a sandy park path edged with grass, a dark iron gate on the left, and a black lamp post on the right. It's a bright, sunny day.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 08/10/2026
Happy #Thursjay from this silly thing. 🪶
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 08/10/2026
What are they trying to pull here and why can't I find cola Cheetos anywhere now?
A photo of hand holding a bag of regular salted Lays potato chips, but the bag is gold and black and says "Gourmet" across the top of it in a classy typeface, and "CORTE FINO" at the bottom.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 08/10/2026
Bite me 🐟
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 08/10/2026
Saw a pack of tourists walking down the beach together yesterday, each wearing one of these shirts. Excellent bit.
A photo of a souvenir shop corner in Barcelona, with a stack of white novelty T-shirts hung on a pole outside the entrance. The shirts read, from top to bottom, "I ♥ Latin [something]", "I ♥ My Girlfriend", "I ♥ 67", "I ♥ Barcelona", "I ♥ Big Boobs", and "I ♥ Sushi" with a crude pictogram of two figures above the text. The bottom shirt shows a "Mission Impossible" cartoon of two naked, chubby figures.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 08/10/2026
Third paella meal/fifth paella dish of this trip.
A photo of a pan of arròs negre (Spanish black rice) in a wide, shallow paella pan on a wooden table. The rice is glossy and dark from squid ink, scraped into a clumped mound at the center with sticky patches stuck to the pan's surface. Pieces of white squid rings sit on the left, a grilled prawn with orange-pink shell lies at the upper right, and four round dollops of cream-colored wasabi aioli are spread around the edges of the pan. A metal spoon rests in the rice on the left.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 08/10/2026
I just saw these guys in the wild for the first time! Amazing birds.
A photo of a bearded vulture (Gypaetus barbatus), also called a lammergeier, soaring against a clear, pale blue sky and seen from below. Its broad dark brown-black wings are fully spread, with long, fingered primary feathers at the tips and a long, wedge-shaped tail. The head and underparts are a warm orange-buff against the dark wings. The head shows a black mask across the eye, a red-ringed eye, and the tuft of bristles under the bill that gives the species its name.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 08/10/2026
We had a full day of sunshine and went to the pool and rented bikes and I like Santa Susanna now.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 08/10/2026
Caw caw! #BirdOfTheDay #Crooners Also, #Thursjay 🐦‍⬛ 📷🌿🪶
A photo of an American crow (Corvus brachyrhynchos) perched on top of a cut log, head turned back over its shoulder to the right and beak open mid-call. It's a very large songbird with glossy black plumage that has a faint iridescent sheen, a black beak, black legs, and dark eyes. The background is a soft blur of deep green foliage with pale bokeh highlights. The lighting is dim and diffuse on a cloudy day.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 07/10/2026
Really wish that shitty photographer had advised me to move my hand to a more flattering position.
A photo of a man and a woman taking a mirror selfie in a tall arched mirror on a stone-walled street while sharing a colorful umbrella. The man, on the left, has a gray beard, dark-rimmed glasses, a black cap, and a gray T-shirt with a backpack strap over his shoulder. The woman, on the right, wears sunglasses and a black sleeveless top with a fishy graphic on it, and holds a phone in front of her. Handwritten lettering on the mirror reads "You're beautiful in every language we teach!" with "Spanish · Catalan · English" along the bottom. Wet pavement and a shop interior are reflected behind them.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 07/10/2026
We also loved La Mundana in Barcelona. Fantastic food and service there. Wish we'd had room for the sando. 🍜
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 07/10/2026
I do miss my perra buena, though. Guess I gotta go back.
A photo of a very cute light brown, prick-eared staffie type dog lying on a rug in a living room and looking up with big round puppydog eyes.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 07/10/2026
We had a really excellent meal at Magarit in Barcelona, a recommendation from one of @andycouch.com's Spanish co-workers. Food in Barcelona is so good, and so reasonably-priced. Help, don't make me go back to America.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 07/10/2026
A goldfinch contemplates the #BlueWater for #BirdOfTheDay. 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a male American goldfinch (Spinus tristis) in breeding plumage standing at the water's edge on a brown sandy shore and appearing to gaze into the distance, sorta, with bright yellow plumage, a black cap, and black wings with white wing bars. Dark blue water fills the left of the frame in front of the bird in moody lighting.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 06/10/2026
Universal issue.
A photo of a round black sticker on a dark, graffiti-covered metal box at night. A white silhouette of a dog trotting away from the viewer sits at the center. Text curves around the top reading "HE JUST WANTS TO SAY HI!" with "MINE DOESN'T" in large letters below. Smaller text beneath it reads "Ask first • Be responsible • Control your dog • Support your dog community" with a "UCC" logo at the bottom. To the left are a black-and-white "BDK" sticker and a bubble-letter graffiti sticker, and pink, purple and silver paint scrawls cover the right side.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 06/10/2026
Thank you! Storms won't quit, but we're fine as we have nowhere to be until Friday. It's kinda funny that the alerts are coming in red now.
A screenshot of a bright red emergency alert on a smartphone. The alert is from CECAT, Catalonia's civil protection authority, and is written in Catalan followed by English. It warns of torrential rainfall in Baix Llobregat, Barcelonès, Garraf, Gironès, Maresme and Selva until 2 a.m. It advises extreme caution when travelling, staying away from flood-prone areas, and dialling 112 in an emergency. An "OK (1/2)" button sits at the bottom of the alert.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 06/10/2026
Someone here has converted recycling bins into feral cat houses. Pretty cute! I started to walk toward these cats and the one in the foreground hissed at me while looking like it had three types of rabies so, no pets.
A photo of a community cat shelter made from a recycling bin painted as a city skyline with a tree, standing on tiled pavement in front of a fence. A red "Hotel Cat" sign sits above tall gray buildings with yellow and white windows, and cat faces are illustrated down the right side. A small doorway at lower left is lined with teal cloth. In the foreground, a black-and-white cat looks back at the camera while an orange tabby sits against the wall behind it.A photo of a community cat shelter made from a painted turquoise recycling bin, set against a concrete wall. Lettering reads "Refugi de Gats Comunitaris" and "Miau!" with "Santa Gats" painted in green. A printed photo of a green-eyed tabby peers out on the right, and a small arched doorway at lower left shows a blue blanket inside. Painted blue water and two blue budgerigars decorate the lower half. 

Also written across the front:

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@Santagatsassociació
TikTok: @Santagats
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 06/10/2026
So there are quite a few Germans vacationing here.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 06/10/2026
📷🌿🪶🦜
A photo of two Monk Parakeets (Myiopsitta monachus) sharing a partly eaten green apple. In the upper right, one bird perches on top of the fruit. It has a green back and blue-edged wing feathers, dark eyes, and a pale gray face and breast. In the lower left, a second parakeet leans in to take a bite, its pinkish-orange beak open wide and its stubby little tongue visible. The blurred green and blue feathers of more birds are visible in the lower foreground. The background is a soft, creamy tan.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 06/10/2026
Bird man. 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a man standing in dappled late afternoon sunlight while feeding a flock of monk parakeets (Myiopsitta monachus) by hand in a park. He has short dark hair and a graying beard and wears a gray jacket. Several bright green parakeets with pale gray faces and curved pinkish-orange bills perch on his shoulder, arm, and cupped hands. Two more hover mid-flight in front of him with wings spread, showing blue flight feathers. The background is a blur of sunlit green and yellow foliage and a pale lamppost.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 06/10/2026
Strike a pose. #BirdOfTheDay #BirdSupermodel 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a female belted kingfisher (Megaceryle alcyon) perched on top of a weathered wooden piling rising from pale blue-gray water. It has a slate-blue back and head with a shaggy crest that sweeps back from its face, looking effortlessly casual and cool, along with a bright white collar and a rusty-orange band across its belly.  Its heavy dark bill points slightly downward while its tail curves up and back in a delicate pose. Very elegant. The piling is encrusted with barnacles and patches of bright green algae, with strands of brown rockweed and long ribbons of seagrass hanging from its sides. The lighting is diffuse on a cloudy day.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 05/10/2026
Don't worry, we made it safely out of Barcelona and to the next round of snacks.
A photo of a plate of Spanish-style tapas held up in front of a blurred garden at dusk. On the plate are an empanada, a slice of tortilla española, thin slices of cured jamón ibérico, sardines, and a skewer of green olives and a pickled pepper threaded with anchovies. Two tins hold marinated shrimp and chicharrones, and a small glass is filled with gazpacho. Behind the food, palm trees, a turquoise swimming pool, and low buildings are out of focus under a pale pink sky.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 05/10/2026
Anyone need a Vanilla Coke Cheeto?
A photo of Spanish "Cola & Vainilla" and "Salted Toffee" flavored Cheetos on a shelf in a store.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 05/10/2026
We're supposed to check out of our Barcelona hotel and move to a smaller town on the coast about an hour away today. The trains there are no longer running and the audio of this weather alert also said to stay away from *streets* 🙃
A phone screenshot showing a red "National alert" emergency notification over a dark feather-patterned wallpaper. The pop-up message is a Civil Protection Alert from CECAT, written in Catalan and then English, warning of torrential rain until 2 p.m. today. It advises avoiding unnecessary travel, staying away from rivers, streams, and ravines, not going down to basements, moving to upper floors if water enters the building, and calling 112 in case of danger.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 05/10/2026
A Eurasian griffon vulture makes use of its 8+ foot wingspan over the Spanish Pyrenees. #BirdOfTheDay #BlueSkies 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a Eurasian griffon vulture (Gyps fulvus) soaring against a blue sky, seen from below and angled diagonally across the frame as it moves toward the right in golden-hued sunlight. It is a very large, brown old world vulture with a heavy, hooked, dark gray beak. Its broad wings are fully spread, with long, finger-like, dark flight feathers at the tips and tawny wing coverts. Its pale grayish-brown head and fluffy ruff are turned toward the camera, and its dark tail feathers are fanned out behind it.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 04/10/2026
Last time we visited Barcelona, we had no idea you could be up in the Pyrenees in about an hour from the city. They really have everything here: Beaches, mountains, parrots, and very excellent ham.
A panoramic photo of a turquoise reservoir winding between forested mountains at sunrise. Low clouds drift across the rocky peak in the center, and the sky glows orange and gold above. Utility power lines cut across the sky, and a cooling tower stands in the misty valley on the far left. Green and yellow-leaved trees fill the foreground slope in golden lighting.A panoramic photo of a high alpine meadow in the Pyrenees at dawn, looking down over a sea of white clouds filling the valley below. Layers of blue mountain ridges fade into the distance. A scattering of pale boulders and golden grasses covers the foreground, with a small cluster of yellow wildflowers and a few lone pine trees on the meadow beyond. A large boulder sits in the lower left.A panoramic photo of a rugged Pyrenean mountain landscape under a cloudy sky. Pale limestone cliffs and rocky ridges rise above a deep valley blanketed in dark green pine forest. A winding road is faintly visible far down the valley to the left, and rocky outcrops frame the lower corners of the shot.A photo of a pale hand holding a partly eaten sandwich of jamón serrano and crushed tomato spread on French bread, wrapped in crumpled aluminum foil and a white paper napkin. Behind it, a rugged, rocky mountain face rises above a dark conifer forest, soft and out of focus under a hazy sky.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 04/10/2026
Early morning Anna's hummingbird. #BirdOfTheDay #WingsOpenNotFlying 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a young male Anna's Hummingbird (Calypte anna) perched on a thin branch with its wings spread and its head tilted up. Its long black bill reaches toward a cluster of tiny pink flowers and green berries on a snowberry shrub (Symphoricarpos albus) as it feeds. It is a very small bird with a gray-green body and a speckled throat that shows a small patch of bright red gorget feathers just coming in. A few slender brown twigs frame the scene, and the background is a soft blur of tan and green.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 03/10/2026
What.
A photo of a paper menu featuring AI images of clog-shaped waffles, somehow. They look like uncanny golden-brown waffles shaped like Crocs, with holes and a heart-buttoned strap. One is topped with whipped cream, strawberries, and chocolate drizzle. The other is covered in green pistachio sauce and chopped pistachios. Two price blobs on the right read "Con relleno dulce, 4.5€ /unidad" (pink) and "Con relleno salado, 6.5€ /unidad" (green). These things look really weird.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 03/10/2026
'Round Barcelona.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 03/10/2026
I thought surely those hideous AI food menus that get reshared like crazy are extreme examples rarely seen in the wild, and then, yesterday, we came across this.
A photo of a printed restaurant menu poster headed "HUNGRY? TRY CROCANTE!" in chunky white and yellow lettering on black. An oversized AI-generated burger dominates the page, with a glossy patty, melted cheese, bacon, and lettuce that all blur into an oily, plasticky sheen. Below it, a row of tiny panels for bocadillos, tapas, salads and hamburgers show similarly lumpy, over-processed food. The salad cucumbers look like warped green dice.A photo of a menu poster that says "HOMEMADE FOOD, IN THE HEART OF BARCELONA" in orange and white type. The dishes shown are AI-generated and strangely textured. The empanadas look like shiny inflated leather pouches, the milanesa is a giant slab with a fuzzy, shag-carpet crust, and the paella looks like a pile of beads and plastic prawns. A glass of vermouth and a bowl of olives sit to one side. I guess they're okay-ish.A photo of a breakfast menu poster reading "GOOD MORNING, BARCELONA!" It features a giant slab of seeded toast heaped with a gritty red mound that looks more like oily gravel than tomato, or whatever it's supposed to be. A latte and orange juice sit nearby, and three nearly identical AI-rendered toasts are below. The avocado looks like mossy green pebbles, the salmon like orange fabric, and the tomato like a glistening pile of raw ground meat.
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HLK 🧛 @hlkfotos.com · 03/10/2026
My spotty boy. #BirdOfTheDay #eck 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a male northern flicker (Colaptes auratus), a sleek taupe-colored woodpecker with a gray head and a long dark gray beak, red cheek patches, a red spot on the back of its head, a large black bar across its chest, black and red tail feathers, and black polka dots all over its belly. It is perched on a thin bare tree branch with its head turned over its shoulder to the left of frame, its belly toward the camera, and pale blue sky behind it.
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