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why is it called "greek life"? have you ever as much as heard stories of frat bros wrestling naked, lathered in olive oil? yeah, me neither

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Who needs community? Not me and you or you and me Swimming pools all in our suite Beats the view on College Street Who needs these shops and schools? Not you and me or me and you Baby girl, you know it's true We're moving to a high rise youtu.be/txjj_qO4mbU

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The effort is the point. The ritual of brushing off the dust before putting the needle to the groove, the tactile experience of turning the record over, having all sorts of interesting designs in the gatefold. CDs comparatively are much closer to just playing a flac in foobar2k

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The interesting part of TAS runs is when someone makes a 2 hour long video dissecting every trick performed

HJVT @hjvt.dev · 29/09/2026

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Things absolutely nobody except @anyaustin.bsky.social will notice

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HJVT @hjvt.dev · 5h

I've never even played a CoD game and I'm aware that there was a bomb defusal gamemode called search & destroy in Modern Warfare

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americans stop fetishizing brands challenge impossible

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I feel like bsky itself is gaslighting me, I keep periodically seeing posts from people I am absolutely sure I've blocked before.

umm actually the current on-the-verge-of-collapse economy isn't as bad as it was during the last actual certified recession isn't the argument you think it is

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Some techbros would rather work on an ai solution to guess what a baby's cries mean than to put effort into helping the baby develop language skills

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Undebugable runtime errors at the speed of light are still undebugable runtime errors But also, Ruby has a pretty all right JIT now

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I don't think that's in any way specific to mastodon. After all, I've just refuted a claim today that the person I was replying to didn't make.

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But it literally doesn't have a hard magic system. It has constant asspulls framed in a veneer of science. Witch Hat Atelier has an amazing hard magic system, on the other hand.

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I mean, it's not much of a pivot from "but killing those civilians turned out fairly all right in the grand scheme of things" which is what you were doing.

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Honestly there's some argument that if Japan and the US nuked eachother the world could actually turn out even better

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whaaaa? next thing you'll tell me you've never heard of fingerboxes

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HJVT @hjvt.dev · 27/09/2026

foreshadowing is a literary device in which...

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we've already got our own fascists =/

HJVT @hjvt.dev · 27/09/2026

Josh "Jones" Sawyer

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HJVT @hjvt.dev · 27/09/2026

coming into a gangbang interview with a coffee

jevohahs witnesses

inferior programming language was used =b

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There was a moment in time where I've only ever *heard* his name and thought it was spelled Enron Hubbard

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Photo of Thomas J. Watson with Adolf Hitler dot jpeg

mhgm yet another of them quizzes where the actual leftist position would reject half the questions entirely

I think you are missing the point, which is that TUI is neither text, nor GUI with accessibility features, the worst of both worlds.

weak BETA prostate needs SOY supplements unlike SUPERIOR sigma prostate which YEARNS for PEGGING

virtually none of the people responding have the "bsky elder" label

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i want to kill myself

Screenshot of a part of youtube frontpage showing a section titled

YouTube Playables
Instant games, no downloads

it is a row of clearly ai generated flash-type games

of course, why wouldn't a movie studio be alowwed to buy out a movie review platform?

kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 25/09/2026

two labradors having sex two labradors having sex my muscles, my muscles involuntarily flex

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off-topic but I greatly prefer the original art for the Silent "Abrasive" card in STS2

Abrasive (old version) — a power costing 3 energy. Sly. Gain 1 dexterity. Gain 4 thorns.

The art is basically a Scrub Daddy (or Mommy) with devil horns

Abrasive (new version) — a power costing 3 energy. Sly. Gain 1 dexterity. Gain 4 thorns.

The art is the Silent wrapping a thorny vine around her forearm like a bracer

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gas price balatro

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Coffee to go ✋ Coffee to job 👍

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Shows that have proven they could not do so are as high as #6 sooooo

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hey grok generate me a viral game idea

Mount Eerie in the left ear, the bee movie but it gets faster every time they say bee in the right

railing that gets you to come quicker this post is about trains

Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 25/09/2026

The Onion ahh headline

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I honestly have never considered switching from Google Pixel phones until they sent me a "wanna celebrate destroying the lives of trans people" as a system update.

Android Pixel system update screen, showing Harry Potter customizations as a bullet point.

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HJVT @hjvt.dev · 24/09/2026

ooh i hope the presentation is based and "actually python 3 is an example of success"-pilled :D

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HJVT @hjvt.dev · 24/09/2026

who up lobstering they mollusk

HJVT @hjvt.dev · 24/09/2026

Well thanks for confirming that i was correct in not watching it

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The docs have uhhhh a really off taste to them > The colour of the role as an RGB integer, which every operation on this resource writes in the range 0 through 16777215 would a human ever write a sentence like this? I do not believe so.

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I am kinda facepalming a little at how the client design is ripping Discord 1-to-1, given all the problems I have with it's UI. Also I am expecting that the desktop client is also a ram guzzling electron monstrosity?

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Aldo I think it's weird that it is called jev and people are like "it will run the world"