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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 29m
not the preview being stuck on this
Joe holding up his selfie he took when he was out of his mind on delta 8
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I cannot believe September is over already?? But I’m so excited for the best month of the year 😌😌 here’s my monthly outfits cause I love sharing them with you
Screenshot of the indyx app with my outfits on each day of the month of September!
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want to make 12 different versions of my mermaid but I settled on this tragic green lovely one
Crying green mermaid with flowing black hair and a lavender tail, fishing hooks and fishing nets surround her
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I already dislike cherry tomatoes and then there’s the fact that this is all I can think about when eating them
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Denethor Eating
Alt: Denethor Eating what looks to be cherry tomatoes and it’s so messy and juice is dripping down his chin and it’s the worst scene
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New nails, new (to me) top, and a pumpkin espresso shaker happy first day of fall!!!
Selfie of me wearing a lacy floral red top with a keywhole tie, angled hem, bell sleeves, burgundy nails with dots, holding a caribou iced coffee!
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I justt ordered nails but then got an ad for these…. And they’re subtle not cheesy (besides the r2d2 ones lol) ugh I want
Star Wars and Glamnetic press on nails collection for nerds like me!
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think it’s my ssri but does anyone else get super realistic dreams and then not know if something was real or just in a dream? This happens to me so often and it’s very disorienting
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wore the off-white pants today cause I thought my period was done but surprise surprise !!!!
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Did anyone else play this titanic board game from the 70s?? My grandparents have it and I always wanted to play it when we visited lol but I found these photos online. Please read the card examples shown 💀
Photo of the game, the ship tips into the water and you have to get off into a little lifeboat before it goes under After you got off the ship you’d visit islands and draw cards. Two of the cards say “cannibals having a beach party: lose 1 passenger” and “tangled with octopus: lose 1 passenger” lollll
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wearing my new ecru pants at Panera trying to get a new job
My legs wearing ecru barrel pants from Uniqlo, cute brown clogs with off white stitching, legs up on a patio chair, patio table has a MacBook and a glass cup of iced tea/lemonade
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@junifaell.bsky.social I’m watching your vod from yesterday it’s so good!!! And everyone was so sweet I wish I could’ve been there!! 💙💙💙
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
wearing my BROWN pants today!!!
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I really enjoy sharing these every month 🤭 my August outfits! Featuring mostly the same Uniqlo pants BUT I ordered two more colors so September may show a bit more variety 😅
Screenshot of the Indyx app on August 2026 where I have assigned an outfit to each day of the month!
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Panera changing the sip club from 1 drink/2 hours to 30 drinks for the whole month aka 1/day is a personal affront to me!!!
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ohhhh I’m gonna need the whole fall collection from Olive & June 😭 these are so good
Collage of 6 different single nails representing press-on nail sets. They are: 

CHERRY MOCHA POLKA DOTS
PINK CHROME PUFFY CHERRY FRENCH
VELVET ROSE GOLD FRENCH
FAWN CHROME FRENCH
ESPRESSO SHIMMER SWIRL
BERRY VELVET FRENCH
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@halfmoonjoe.com so this is with a hype train and the smallest chat and it covers your whole face 😂 at least on my mobile
Screenshot of HMJ new vertical view
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is so fun ok: Stray kids x2 Lorde Bastille x2 Sufjan Stevens Coldplay Charli xcx x2 (as coldplays opener & w Marina) Marina & the Diamonds x2 (opened for Coldplay also!) Odesza MØ Lights (opened for owl city, my first secular concert🙂‍↕️) manyy Christian bands lol but my faves were FF5 & Relient K
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@halfmoonjoe.com there’s less room at the bottom for the chat now but it still works! Hope this helps!
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sorry I can’t come to work today I have to plan all of my fall outfits while exclusively watching YouTube videos about fall fashion trends is that okayyyy
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The new sense and sensibility movie comes out October 16… my birthday is October 19… the wheels are turning
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think my pumpkin espresso shaker made me sick? Is this some kind of cruel joke???
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Chat is the monkeys following joe and all his hats
More caps for sale book cover
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
(im)patiently waiting for pics from the moma meetup
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Judge Judy: Hurry Up!
Alt: Judge Judy: Hurry Up!
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I JUST realized that these wool squares my mom got us last time she was in Norway have the Moomins on them!! We use them for sitting outside or on the car seats in the winter hehea
Little My and a dragonfly on a grey wool square Moomintroll (I think) holding onto a treeTag on the back text says:

KLIPPAN
Since 1879
Str. / Size: 43 x 43 cm
Deviation +/- 3%
100% Lammull/Lambs wool
program
30/
only
Moomin Characters
Made in Latvia
www.klippanyllefabrik.com
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The way I sprint out the door if I realize it’s just me and my boss left at work
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Run Away! Run Away!
ALT: Run Away! Run Away!
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ok but this almost made me cry. A sweet worker at Panera noticed I hadn’t brought my nice glass mug in lately (I broke it 😭) (also I go to Panera every day bc I have the sip club) and she said she saw a mug and was going to buy it for me?? But is going to get a nicer one when she goes to Disney????
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Added iced coffee to my lemonade instead of iced tea at Panera and didn’t realize til I left
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Man's Disgusted Reaction
Alt: Tim Gunn going “blegh”
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Got to see Spider-Man last night and immediately need to see it again 🥹❤️‍🩹🕸️
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zorabug 🐛 @witchsocks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
wanting to be an ilana but knowing im an abbi
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It should be illegal to have to work while on your period!!
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Chris Pratt Andy Dwyer: So Tired
Alt: Chris Pratt Andy Dwyer: So Tired
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karis 🐉 @kariskumquat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
okay, now it's your turn to help get her in the calendar!! if you have the means, please vote for my lil baby, and if not, please share 💜💜💜💜💜 gogo.photo/674981
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Vote for Guava in 2027 Critter Calendar.
Show your support for Yellowstone Valley Animal Shelter by voting for Guava in 2027 Critter Calendar
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tay 🌈✨💖 @violettay.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Trying so hard to avoid Spiderman spoilers and figure out when I can actually go! 🕸️🕸️🕸️
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Another fave streamer of mine is doing an all day Blackmoor Manor stream to raise money for the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund 💜 (she’s giving away ND merch too!) www.twitch.tv/libbyloo__l
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LibbyLoo__ - Live on Twitch
CHARITY STREAM! | Streaming nancy drew: curse of blackmoor manor.
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My monthly Indyx outfit post! It was a very hot month that I mostly spent in the office just wanting to be comfortable so I didnt care too much about what I wore
Screenshot from the app Indyx which allows you to create and track daily outfits with pictures of your clothes! This is a screenshot of the month of July now that it’s over and filled up
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wayyyy too many to choose from!!
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Knights Tale: Lively Medieval Dance
Alt: Knights Tale: Lively Medieval Dance
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My best friend is watching HMJ Nancy Drew vods life is good
Texts from my friend with a photo of the hmj warnings at waverly academy VOD that I recommended to her and her message saying “I’m dyin”
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Left therapy where I was reminded to be assertive at work, had two texts from my boss asking if I’d checked my email for an approval so I was immediately annoyed and decided to say something when I came in. I tried to set ONE boundary about not doing work things off the clock (cont.)
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Haven’t you heard?? I’m gonna be ok!!
Smiling funny in my best outfit pic before the humidity hit my hair! A mirror selfie featuring crimped hair with lots of pink butterfly clips, pink patchwork top, black skort with a silver star belt Two girls being cute throwing up peace signs at an outdoor venue while LaRoux is performing in the backTwo girls reliving their childhood!! Concert selfie of girls with butterfly clipsFar away shot of Hilary duff performing
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My boss said I need to be better at “hunting him down” to move projects along. Why can’t we just use slack or email?? My old boss was like this too and I don’t get it. Like I understand you’re busy but it’s now wasting both our time to look all over for you and interrupt you from something else?
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I actually think Maniac Mansion would be so funny for streaming. It’s weird and funny and easy to die lol
A screenshot of the 1980s Lucas film game Maniac Mansion featuring a man in a kitchen with blood (or is it just ketcup?) splattered everywhere
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Another day another delicious Filipino treat from my friend/coworker 😍
A platter on a counter containing bibingka and this note:
Bibingka + Ube jam
- Filipino rice cake
ingredients: Rice four, coconutmilk, Sugar, butter, coconut fakes, ube jam, baked in banana leaves
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
(in joe’s brooklyn/nj accent) “Tell me moeh!”
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Which top would look cutest/most on theme for the Hilary Duff concert? I’m thinking the green mini skirt on bottom (from the first pic)
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tay 🌈✨💖 @violettay.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
if you play the nancy drew games you are guaranteed at least one viewer (me)
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The juxtaposition of my coworker’s homemade Filipino pandesal rolls and ube sauce next to the box of Mountain Dew dunkers that have been in the break room since Friday morning
Shot of a break room table with Mountain Dew dunker donuts from Kwik Trip and then a pan of fluffy buns and a mason jar of beautiful purple sauce. Note says:
Pandesal
Filipino breakfast roll
Please help yourself :) best enjoyed HOT!
ingredients: sourdough starter, flour evaporated milk, water, butter, salt, sugar
Ube Jam
purple yam (ube), evaporated milk,
Sweetened condensed milk
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Missing this little sweetie already. I ❤️ dogsitting
A smiley dog and a smiley woman taking a selfie of them in a car side mirror, in the passenger seat with the windows downCavapoo dog sitting in my lap leaning into me with her tongue out A wet cavapoo in a tub looking like a drowned rat in a cute way!
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Did I do this wrong or are we twins @witchsocks.bsky.social
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You forgot about the ANIMALS???
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Juliette @hjuliette.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
lollll @jayleevt.bsky.social
Screenshot of joes twitch chat where Jaylee and I said almost the same thing at the same time:

juliette1juliette: if we could kill people in Nancy drew we WOULD
honeyenbee: 90 minute massage
KylesWay: it's the Fortnite
JayleeVT: If we could shoot people in nancy drew, we WOULD
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