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Jaylee the Jellyfish

@jayleevt.bsky.social
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🪼 Vtuber. Writer. Game Dev. 🪼 she/her 🪼 nonBInary ho ho 🪼 twitch.tv/jayleevt 🪼 throne.com/jayleevt

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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 3h
"I would be your friend, your partner, your champion. All I ask is that you be my wife. No... I... am already your friend, partner, and champion. And will always be. I only hope--" "Yes. Yes. Yes." 😭
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 5h
I love regency romance. There was a scene in my book last night where the couple was talking to each other while their pinkies were an inch apart on a railing and THE TENSION I've officially decided I prefer this 500x more than smutty regency books lskdjfslkdfj
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 15h
I can't remember the last time I was rooting SO STRONGLY for a couple. This was more serious than silly, but I absolutely loved it ♥️ ♥️
The siren of Sussex by Mimi matthews
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
these ticket queue things could save a lot of time by just telling you what the prices are BEFORE you wait through 20k people in line
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would anyone be willing to be my go-to person to ask about random cat behavior? lol. I have never spent enough time around cats to write one effectively, I think.
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just fyi this doesn't mean they came home lol. They're still deployed, just in a different country (source: I know someone currently deployed and asked if he gets to come home and he's like LOLOLOL NO)
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As not-that-long-ago as like 2012, the goodreads lists for books with a nonbinary/trans protagonist were like. abysmal. they'd have like 3 "issue" books on there and then a lot of hotly debated "well this alien species in this sci-fi book has has 4 genders so technically--"
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HAPP BIRTH I'M GLAD YOU'RE ON THE EARTH a doll a doe a deer @witchsocks.bsky.social
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Torako Koshi Dances with Deer in Shikanoko Nokonoko
Alt: ok there is this anime where a girl befriends a deer and the deer is literally just this hyper realistic 3D deer, and it's famous for this one part where she dances at it and it plays this incredibly catchy tune and anyway it's this part
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this was made for chat
ye olde style manuscript of a pickle with an unhappy face and it says "Wouldst thou still loveth me if I were a pickle"
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the book I'm writing has a blurb now 👉👈what do u think ⎛⎝( ` ᢍ ´ )⎠⎞ yes there is alt text to read it
Avery. A vampire working for the Dept of Supernatural Affairs, an organization that protects supernaturals while keeping the mortal world from discovering their existence. His life is careful. Organized. Quiet.
 
But there's something in the back of his mind. It scratches at his thoughts and if he looks at it too directly, it slips away. Something is deeply wrong. With himself, with the world, with his own memories. 

And babysitting a brand new dragon shifter is not helping.


Mack. Is apparently a dragon. His world, along with his literal apartment, has been torn to shreds. Everything he knew about himself and even reality is apparently untrue. Now there's a powerful dragon prince trying to kill him, he's been thrust into the supernatural witness protection program, and also apparently he's going through puberty for the third fucking time. 

He didn't ask for any of this. And even if he had, isn't transforming into a dragon supposed to be cool?! Not this humiliating mish-mash of body changes and weird impulses and a crush on a very serious vampire who sees him as nothing but an annoying tagalong. 


How are the two of them supposed to survive assassins, power plays, magical political scheming, and living together?! 'Cause Avery got assigned as Mack's bodyguard-slash-case-worker-slash-handler, and that fact alone might be the death of them both.
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rethinking my entire writing plan. stuck circling the drain of "this story is so cool but there's no market for it but it's so cool but it's not romance enough but I love this story but it's so weird and niche but--"
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the worst part is all the OTHER people definitely used AI for their covers 😭
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vampire & Dragon m/m w trans & demisexual chars, paranormal fantasy where supernatural creatures live in the modern world Blood & Scales? Fire & Forever? Fangs & Fire? Blood & Heat? (these are all already book titles from small time authors) picking names is hard
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the most annoying part of publishing your writing online is you have to make some kind of cover image for it uuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm not here cause i can art
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I succeeded in getting the discord info for the cool person at my work I really wanna befriend ................... now what
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: and then she broke up w her shitty ex husband Someone: hey now you never really know what's going on in a marriage-- Me: she broke her ankle at work and he refused to pick her up to take her to the hospital because it was his day off and he didn't feel like driving Someone: what the fuck
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reading this 'cause I craved crisp british accents telling me stories lol. This one features an Indian male lead (a dressmaker) and a horseriding lady desperate to find a husband so her younger sisters can have funds. THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL. THEY ARE NOT WHAT THE OTHER NEEDS. AAAAAAAH.
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta AI (Facebook/Instagram) can take your photos and make AI ads *of you* selling things. The only article I can find on this is from July warning this is a possibility, but people have been reporting it on bsky/reddit. variety.com/2026/film/ne...
Bluesky post from @lebassett.bsky.social saying her friends saw a Chase ad using her own likenessNot sure what platform but this image was shared on Reddit, someone reporting their boyfriend got a meta glasses ad using her name and photos
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every job listing: DO YOU THRIVE IN A FAST-PACED ENVIRONMENT literally I do not but YES OF COURSE
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when !husband goes out with friends, he must pay the toll to return home: bring me a lil snackie
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cannot stress enough how much I love this series. Chronically ill girlie gets body swapped into the "sewer rat" most hated villainess' body --- and is SO HAPPY because OMG ??? I'M NOT IN PAIN??? THIS IS GREAT Drama, schemes, hijinks ensue
"Though I am an Inept Villainess" anime cover art
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Huhuhuhu lookie what I got~
THE PINK BAJA BLAST
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
guys www.depop.com/products/abb...
a bracelet cuff, handmade. It's bedazzled and there's two ken doll heads kissing on the top. covered in glitter. a rainbow background.another angle: a bracelet cuff, handmade. It's bedazzled and there's two ken doll heads kissing on the top. covered in glitter. a rainbow background.
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hehehehehe. My irl hair is brown but my dream hair is blue so there This image was created with Picrew’s “私の部屋メーカー“!! picrew.me/share?cd=sKS... #Picrew #私の部屋メーカー
cartoon me with blue hair in a ponytail, bow, and glasses. my "room" has two different fish aquariums, a laptop, stationery, a cute poster, little cute dangly things, and a window. <3
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
books should not cost this much
hardcover pre-order ON SALE for $27.95, regular $29.99. 
Ebook $14.99
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
$15 for an ebook is wild
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the books where I genuinely don't care about the characters' sex lives....................... have one million smut scenes THE BOOKS I AM DYING TO SEE ?????? SKIP THEM what is this. why is this. alkdsjfaldkfj
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump only won by like 6% of the votes in Kansas back in 2024. Kansas usually votes red overall, but its major city centers are blue. Several Kansas police depts have been outspoken against ICE and refused to create task forces. It's conversative here but far from a uniform republican state.
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok guys friend is having a halloween party but her theme (??? they have themes now??) is just .... "RED." ....... I have no idea what to dress as that is red. >_> HALP?? (it needs to be cheap to assemble and cute and not show my tummy pls. bonus points if it can pair with a tall guy's costume)
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is patreon pronounced puh-TRAY-on, or PAY-tree-on? my husband disagrees with me lol
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have this insane plan to write 2k words a day and submit to 3 novel writing contests where even if I don't win, I'll have 3 full novels by the end of February wish me luck
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today on: pokemon who are cute but their evolution is horrifying Next up.. Mime Jr and Mr mime
Musharna (left, evolution, like a horrifyingly wide eyed fetus) and Munna (right, adorable, like a fat baby elephant) in a pokemon sleep screenshot
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I asked my only work friend if he uses discord or what platform he uses to chat and he's like "uhm. my phone?" I.... am I the weird one.... the only people I text are family lolol
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So we ALL slept like shit last night???
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you anonymous for proposing 🥹🥹🥹 With such a beautiful ring...
Polly pocket ring on my ring finger. I cropped out my nails cause my horrible chipped polish is ugly
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one of the novel ideas I've had bouncing around my head is high school sweethearts, and then he (werewolf) realized she's his mate. it freaked her out and she dumped him. 20 years later, though, she needs his help with a werewolf thing endangering her life. and her daughter's life.
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we need more romance novels about people who are 30/40+. Who have been married before. Who have to find love that fits around their kids and long-term careers. Who are no longer young and fit and beautiful fresh out of bed. There's so many good character possibilities we just don't get enough of.
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
regency romance novel pulls this "the crisp hairs on his legs felt strange bristling against the bare curve of her calves" ma'am it is 1817. women didn't shave. you have plenty of hair on your calves. why are you acting like you've never felt leg hair before laksdjflakdjsf
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CANDY TASTES BETTER OUT OF MY MENLO MUG BOWL
Beautiful bowl by the beautiful Carly, filled with chocolates
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have never in my life experienced "heat pooling in her lower belly" which seems to be the #1 way romance writers want to describe women being turned on. Actually I have. When I was given dye before a medical scan. It feels like pissing yourself. Not exactly sexy.
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Strongly side eyeing all these a/b/o books that took a very queer thing and make it "alpha male / omega female" 😒 😒 get your own kinks and stop ruining gay shit with your boring ass gender norms
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the people designing these stardew cross stitches need to stop with the insane blocks of yellow
adorable stardew valley cross-stitch book mark of "summer" with summer crops
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wait... this is set in the same exact universe as Zomromcom??? 😂
cover of "world's okayest oracle (reluctantly) seeks demon" by olivia dade
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i see we are ALL scared of liking this post and becoming his 13th reason 😭
kullenite posting "getting to the point where if i get another notification ill scream" and it has 0 likes ljsdlf
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a company in China that canceled my contract 3 yrs ago because they hired someone who could speak Mandarin... is hiring for a very similar position....... I wonder if they could put in my next contract "doesn't speak mandarin. we know that and can't fire er for not speaking mandarin--"
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my !husband is bribing me like "if you apply for 3 jobs I'll go get you onion rings" sdlkfjasdkfjdf this is where we're at hahahaha
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who is out here buying me things!!! Y'all are so sweet 🥹🥹
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OMG Anonymous just sent me OpenLive 16.5ml Jelly Nude Pink Nail Polish Large Volume Quick Dry Nail Polish, Long Lasting Shine, Fingernail Toenail Nail Art DIY Home Travel Nail Art Gift - Jelly Nude Pink i may cry. THANK YOU wtffffff
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OMG Anonymous just sent me ILNP Fairy Dust i may cry. THANK YOU wtffffff
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Jaylee the Jellyfish @jayleevt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OMG Anonymous just sent me Tamagotchi Connection - Bubbles - Bubbles i may cry. THANK YOU wtffffff
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