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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸

@hjkl.bsky.social
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Physicist. Recreational coder 🐍 🦀 Immigrant.

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Steven @gupdoo3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why watch HBO Harry Potter when you could watch Little Witch Academia
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Little Witch Academia: Atsuko Kagari's Energy
Alt: Akko from Little Witch Academia talks excitedly to Lotte and Sucy who are much less enthused
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 9h
Every street/intersection has a "kill count" and the city won't do fuck all until one hits a target.
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Waving Zapp Brannigan
ALT: Waving Zapp Brannigan
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 9h
Like sands through the hourglass, so another Democrat triangulates themselves into a ditch. Which they'll blame on trans people.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolute garbage person.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How is that true? Is there a campaign? He doesn't know, he hasn't heard anything about it, it's not something he thinks about.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Holy shit, I was unaware of the Carrick case, that was bonkers!
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My god, that ladder coming in after the play with the knee to the kidneys. Brutal.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'd use them as monitor risers except that someone visiting my house might see them. Not worth the risk!
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BDS movement @bdsmovement.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Urgent action alert: We have less than 14 hours to pressure Air France to stop a military shipment to genocidal Israel.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Who pooped in my bed?"
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would pay to see a stream of "On your right!" breezily shouted at that wheezer as he workshops his first coronary.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Facing off" is doing a lotta work here 😅
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Hark! A clean-room implementation of Office-365, have at it!" I'm good thanks, have fun tho 🤷
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think it's made of rancid squirrels. But it could be radio.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, and payroll would be a lot less if you could use slaves, what's ur point Nokia CEO?
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MPhil & PhD 🤷
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe it's just you, Blake 😀
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just the absolute... Car-casity of that mf! "People are having too much fun riding bicycles, and I won't stand for it!"
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did DHH make this?
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyway back to talking about basketball. Here are Sophie Cunningham’s 2026 highlights #WNBA
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Cal Horton (they/them) @fiercemum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New blog: Leaving the UK with a heavy heart. growinguptransgender.com/2026/10/02/l...
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Leaving the UK with a heavy heart
Today, as a family, we have booked our flights and our one-way ticket out of the UK. This has not felt like a choice. This feels like fleeing to protect ourselves. For the past 7 years we have look…
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've never driven a fast car or flown in a rocket, so this may be my only chance to peg the needle. I've got The Right Stuff! Bean and queso dip.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't think it's particularly weird if they give you the info. When someone gives me their address, I look it up on Google Streetview and "walk" around the neighborhood, saying things like "nice, separated bike lanes" and "great! properly daylighted intersections with ped-xing bumpouts 👍"
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When the film was first shown on network TV in Australia, there were no commercials, and maybe a short break at some point. Pretty sure the station put up a card at the start saying there would be no commercials, and didn't elaborate, because I guess it was obvious.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whaaaaaat the fuck ?!
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I lost my calendar, but if I see "migrant caravans" or Jill Stein in the news, I have all the information I need.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"B.S., M.S., Ph.D." That's the first thing I saw too, so fucking weird. "7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade..." 😂
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tim? Tim Tebow? "Timmy Toucher"? That Guy?
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some if my colleagues use this type of language when trying to convince me that "AI going Skynet" is current extinction-level danger, as if the AI companies are passive observers. I counter by asking what they'd say if a doctor said "the hospital AI cut off your wife's cancer treatment, sorry 🤷"
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WSJ thought if the NYT can start a trans panic by rolling out one JAQ-off article after another about trans kids, perhaps the same tactic will result in them being able to see the grandkids occasionally.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At the time I was like "this song is kinda cringe". But with age comes wisdom... I think it was just the right tone for this show. I think the song slaps, I don't care what anyone says.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This mf ain't pining for the fjords hard enough.
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Robin Hayward 🌳 🏳️‍⚧️ @canopyrobin.com · 26/09/2026
This is one of those things I'm going to keep reposting until you're sick of it. It's not just because I want to make sure everyone sees it. I want everyone to see it multiple times. I want it in your long-term memories so that it's something you use and share and don't forget when you scroll away
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everything was fine until people started saying his Manchurian candidate was grown in a test tube.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Golden Girls: And Now You Have To Go
ALT: Golden Girls: And Now You Have To Go
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Stu Duncan @studuncan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Direct YouTube link youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10?...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Robin Hayward 🌳 🏳️‍⚧️ @canopyrobin.com · 25/09/2026
We're publishing new guidance to support trans people who do fieldwork (any work outside the office)! Now we need your help to get them seen so please share! inclusivefieldwork.leeds.ac.uk/trans/
a cartoon of three fieldworkers. One has a small trans flag. The logos of the university of leeds, research england, and canopy robin are shown, as well as the URL: InclusiveFieldwork (dot) Leeds (dot) AC (dot) UK (slash) trans
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"...hosted by the College of Business" why is that not surprising?
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
School assembly takes a disturbing turn...
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We're being kettled.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh lord, I just had a flashback to a conference dinner in Boston I attended on 4th July 2008, and some twat put on the radio which was simulcast with the fireworks. First time hearing "American Soldiuuuuurrrrrrrr!" at ear-splitting volume. I was never the same. At least it wasn't Lee Greenwood.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mamdani is doing crowd work. Jeffries is polling for which vulnerable group he can fuck in the ear to placate the mad king.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Does it help you walk them onto the target?
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is this what it's like when Piers goes to Hooters?
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We called it "on the blower" 🤷
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The cope is off the charts.
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Only democracy in the Middle East" 😂
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Dr. Orthocolumnar Knuckle Sandwich 🛰️🌏 🇵🇸 @hjkl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dawg, you couldn't force this outta me in Gitmo.
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