Sign in

HjFUN

@hjfun.southbronxpara.site
233 followers 624 following 4.1K posts

Glad witness to the anthropocene Water & Wastewater 70% Water & 30% Waste

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by HjFUN
morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go away! I don’t have any treats!
15933
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 23h
Sun hitting the monitor just right so I can see all the scratches from people touching it with their fingernails or pens
100
Reposted by HjFUN
Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 05/10/2026
Current* conditions near Beaver Bay, MN:
View looking SE from Cove Point Lodge overlooking a small bay on the rugged shoreline of Lake Superior. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-10-05 06:48:04 CDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: covepointlodge.com // Current Temp in Beaver Bay: 36 F | 2 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: NW at 8 mph | 13 kph // Humidity: 89%
091
Reposted by HjFUN
Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 05/10/2026
Current* conditions near Pentwater, MI:
View looking west from Pentwater Yacht Club through Pentwater River into Lake Michigan. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-10-04 20:36:13 EDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@pentwateryachtclub4640 // Current Temp in Pentwater: 55 F | 13 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: WNW at 18 mph | 29 kph // Humidity: 84%
0143
Reposted by HjFUN
Lady Nerevar @ladynerevar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Breaking hiatus to draw this meme that's been stuck in my head since the trailer came out
The picture of wide-eyed Elizabeth Holmes from the upcoming movie You Can See Everything, recreated with Vivec. It's drawn in watercolor and captioned "why would I deceive you?"
10786247
Reposted by HjFUN
Mr. Dan Zak @mrdanzak.com · 04/10/2026
A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
theatlantic.com
A Reckoning in Springfield
A truck driver out on his route confronts what the country has become.
35152661807
Reposted by HjFUN
The Retro Cocktail Hour @retrococktailhour.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This week's Retro Cocktail Hour is ready to roll out on-demand at all the usual places: www.mixcloud.com/MartiniBunke... and www.retrococktail.org. Grab a drink and dim the lights!
043
Reposted by HjFUN
uesp.net @uesp.net · 04/10/2026
Pictured: Concept art of Hermaeus Mora by Mark Jackson. This was the basis of Hermaeus Mora's Daggerfall design, his first appearance in the series.
611726
Reposted by HjFUN
Lake Erie! Live! @lake-erie.live · 04/10/2026
Current* conditions near Lambton County, ON:
View looking south near the US/CA border in Lake St Clair, feeding into Lake Erie. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-10-03 19:09:37 EDT (about 15 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: windy.com // Current Temp in Lambton County: 59 F | 15 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: SSE at 6 mph | 9 kph // Humidity: 61%
04515
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 03/10/2026
Hmmm
"Julie (flower emoji)" followed me. The pfp is like someone's dad
000
Reposted by HjFUN
Biodiversity Pics @biodiversitypix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🐠 Hawaiian fishes Honolulu, Hawaii, Tongg publishing company, 1944. [Source]
Angelfish illustration from historical archives
0266
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 03/10/2026
ACH FUCK MY FIREFOX IS ROUNDED
100
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 03/10/2026
This did not work, some befurred rodent has taken a chunk out of the wall of the larger pumpkin
000
Reposted by HjFUN
Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
7116342714
Reposted by HjFUN
old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 03/10/2026
guincos finget bananas, painted by amanda almira newton, 1907
guincos finget bananas, painted by amanda almira newton, 1907
010528
Reposted by HjFUN
Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
episode 058
0205
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 02/10/2026
As a final act this week I will trip over own shoelaces and die in a gutter Metaphorically
000
Reposted by HjFUN
morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't stand so close. Khajiit smell you.
0279
Reposted by HjFUN
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
1022244653
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 02/10/2026
Rok n rol
000
Reposted by HjFUN
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
^yuck
4388
Reposted by HjFUN
morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like I said, deliver the sealed report to Baren Alen at the Hlaalu Treasury.
101
Reposted by HjFUN
morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Take this sealed report to Baren Alen, the clerk of the Hlaalu Treasury in Vivec.
011
Reposted by HjFUN
old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 02/10/2026
black alicante grapes, painted by bertha heiges, 1902
black alicante grapes, painted by bertha heiges, 1902
16015
Reposted by HjFUN
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/10/2026
Megamind “no bitches?” Meme but it says “no Jevon’s paradox?”
1037641
Reposted by HjFUN
oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A vampire! Away, everyone! Run!
0197
Reposted by HjFUN
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
373293743
Reposted by HjFUN
videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the commodore kid, comic, excerpts (1985) archive.org/details/comm...
panel:
caped person is entranced by some some of shooty video game, staring at screen with sound effects surrounding them: rattattat!! bang! pow! zoom! pow! unk! score! eeaow! boom zap!!!
behind a cat is meowing, it's speech bubble: meow! hungry! food!!panel:
the person is still entranced by the shooty video game. the cat is looking at you and saying: no food! (light bulb) this is war!panel:
the cat is sticking its paw into the back of the human like a gun in the game and yelling: hands up!! you're surrounded
the human, with their hands up, is shouting: don't shoot!panel:
the cat has forced the human into the fridge with a ball and chain attached to their leg. the cat is smiling triumphantly, holding a can of kitten food and saying: to the victor - the spoils of war!
010520
Reposted by HjFUN
VNC Lottery @vnclotto.misentropic.com · 01/10/2026
ASN: AS4766 Korea Telecom Country: KR City: Sangju State: Gyeongsangbuk-do Scanned: 2025-05-06T10:36:15 computernewb.com/vncresolver/browse… #vnc #infosec
032
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 01/10/2026
It’s starting to happen. People are starting to believe I know things I have never heard about in my life. Just gotta grab the bull by the horns and fail up
000
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 01/10/2026
Looking at a useless clump of trees and imagining how much asphalt and drive through dirty soda shops I could fit in there
000
Reposted by HjFUN
Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
112229
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 01/10/2026
When I am rich enough to impose my neuroses on everyone in my vicinity I will never have to hear someone’s slappin-ass sandals against their moist soles again
100
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 01/10/2026
Happy October. I soaped my porch pumpkins last night to keep the squirrels off until November.
000
Reposted by HjFUN
morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You should find healing. You look unwell.
03612
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 01/10/2026
bluesky forgor images again
000
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 30/09/2026
If I’m understanding this, you won’t even be able to log in and use old reddit with a new account? Lmfao? While simultaneously admitting it is a critical tool for mods along with RSS which is being nuked.
In addition, Reddit provided an update on its Rules Hub progress and auto-mod changes, and said it was "adding safeguards" to its classic, text-heavy version of its site known as Old Reddit.
The latter will include limiting access to logged-in moderators and recent users
- changes Reddit also said were required because of "abusive scraping and automated traffic."
Reddit said in the next few months it will limit access for logged-in users to those who have used Old Reddit in the last 6 months. (The company changed this from 90 days to 6 months, just as their news went out.)
170
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 30/09/2026
I'm gonna lay down for like 10, maybe 15 and probably scroll most of it
100
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 30/09/2026
Edo et vacuo
000
Reposted by HjFUN
oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
combat hit grunt
114465
Reposted by HjFUN
Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Devastating news for HotWitches lovers in Ohio. Not sure how you come back from this one
A newspaper correction blurb, noting that Hotwiches are not available in Ohio, despite a recent ad for them
2132234
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 29/09/2026
Why is witcher 3 in my blizzard client
Old lady at computer adjusting glasses stock photo
100
Reposted by HjFUN
Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
2559
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 29/09/2026
One of the few things I have been “yelled at” aka replied to critically on the internet, was thinking sunny-d and other kid food hard seltzers are not the best idea
010
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 29/09/2026
Showing my media consumption habits by only wanting to talk about how fucked we are in various respects
000
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 29/09/2026
Gen alpha kid who doesnt say “that’s just my opinion tho” but rather “check important info for accuracy”
000
Reposted by HjFUN
Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
243515854
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 29/09/2026
People when I in public:
000
Reposted by HjFUN
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
424504835
HjFUN @hjfun.southbronxpara.site · 25/09/2026
Such a sweet moment when Xi let Don feel the baby kick. This will be the century of unity.
010