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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

hundreds of military and government officials purged as Whoville undergoes De-Gri’inchification

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I’ve prepared you a delicious meal of all the fucks I give

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Beyond the Breakers Podcast @beyondthebreakers.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

lol you thought there was only one pod logo dropping. You fool

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

fascinating city. No wonder Michigan wanted it so bad

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

(walking into my house and seeing my wife in the throes of passion with another man) oh is there a sexball on

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

sitting on the blanket that makes you self-conscious

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

little jumper in my office window scored a lake fly. Save some for the rest of us there buddy!

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

actually it's about ethics in ant reproduction

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

(seeing a big sauropod that I have a minor political quibble with) he is brontologically evil

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

extremely fun and fascinating read - my favorite this year so far

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

do you think they call it ‘making the beast with eight wings’

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

it’s the season for making love, be you man or moth

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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

White boys be saying anything these days

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

yeah I wonder why LEGO® won’t open the can of worms that would come with making ‘historically accurate’ WWII toys

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

(Cake voice) He is sitting in Council Next to Ki-Adi-Mundi (Ki! Adi! Mundi!)

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I bet you haven't even thought about the Grinch today. Well some of us don't have that luxury

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

reading this performatively outside so they know I’m studying their culture (lemonade so they know we have shared interests)

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

reading performatively outside so they know I’m interested in their culture

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Bro it's literally on Quips. Get our updates on Sharebie. See what's happening on Thoughtbox. Dude you can read about it on Kwotable. Get all the news on Podfuckr. You can go to Podfuckr and listen. Log onto Podfuckr right now.

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Sebulba’s problematic views on Rodians have been largely papered over by his successes on the track

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

if Flubber were real someone would try to put it in their ass. That's the kind of society we live in

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

trying to find more from this author but most of the results are about actual melliferous wasps so I just read about those for 45 minutes

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SLC Unc @dadshammdad.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

This is the same shit they said when they stopped making the Green M&M sexy.

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

most of my problems would be solved by Congressional approval for construction of the White House ballroom

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

come to the Racine Street bridge in Menasha for an asskicking

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

after the revolution you're gonna be first against the wall buddy we're all gonna measure our heights with a yardstick and mark them in pencil to see how much we've grown since all this shit kicked off, comrade

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Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @hivefleethodag.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

he was a puter boy I said can I scoot a boy you are impeding podcast work

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