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@hitw.ink
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Splatoon Commentator, and creator of @marinktimes.ca, the Atlantic Canadian Splatoon community ➡️ marinktimes.ca/discord Contact: contact@hitw.ink, or hitw on Discord @snuppy.art ❤️

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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 13h
ooooooo i'd love to be on the mic for something like that
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 30/09/2026
happy 23 hours until DW3 remastered release everyone
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 29/09/2026
does the estrogen come free with the copy of dungeons 2? asking for a friend
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 29/09/2026
I typically say commentator but use both interchangeably. I've seen some people assume I mean tournament streamers when I say caster for some reason but saying commentator hasn't ever caused confusion so it's my default
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 28/09/2026
yeah sure but only between rounds
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 28/09/2026
alright, who's getting on mic with me
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 28/09/2026
Monday morning full of random inspiration, praying it carries over and I actually do anything
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 28/09/2026
FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 26/09/2026
-Age of Empires II: inviting friends over for LANs, my first RTS, I also played the DS version (turn based tho) a ton -Borderlands 2: for better or worse this game helped shape my sense of humor -Age of War: my favourite flash game growing up. so simple yet so hype. my intro to flash games as well
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 26/09/2026
-Rocket League: the game that got me to delve into esports the hardest and has stuck around with me the longest. also the game that most heavily inspires my splatoon commentary and analysis -Pokemon Stadium: 1v1ing friends as a kid, playing minigames, loving the whimsy and animations
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 26/09/2026
For anyone curious: -Splatoon 3: obvious reasons -Dynasty Warriors 5: introduced me to mythology, history, and romance of the three kingdoms -Minecraft: def the game with most hours and friends made -Smite: introduced me to competitive gaming, mobas, esports, and got me more into mythology
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 26/09/2026
something something something silly trend. tried to pick the 9 games that have had the most influence on my life rather than the 9 games i like the most. definitely forgetting a lot of solid childhood games that influenced me but these are what came to mind. no particular order
A 3x3 grid of video game covers, listing Splatoon 3, Dynasty Warriors 5, Minecraft Java Edition, Smite, Rocket League, Pokemon Stadium, Age of Empires 2, Borderlands 2, and Age of War.
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 25/09/2026
well if everyone else is throwing their hat in the ring, id also be down to commentate something like this if there's room for lil ol me
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 24/09/2026
this getting implemented is just making me daydream about old ideas i used to have for cool stuff
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/09/2026
it is something i think would be fun to do, if anything it would get me back into keeping up with current events in the scene, as i feel like i miss half of whats happening unless it's relevant to something i'm working on
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/09/2026
i've considered trying to make stuff like this (and the main barriers are time and laziness), but i end up stuck on how to package it (event recap style like turndownforwalt, or more focused storytelling like johnnyboi, or a mix of whatever feels best). ALSO getting replay codes can be annoying
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 18/09/2026
so what im learning is i didn't get one this year 😭
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 17/09/2026
@shinypikmin.sunsetsurge.ink always been my no. 1 opp
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 16/09/2026
you're welcome
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 16/09/2026
so we'll be seeing you at canadian lans?
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 16/09/2026
well of course you'd lose, you'd be disqualified for not showing up
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 15/09/2026
Sitting in my car about to unload and head up to my apartment, idk what'll happen when I get uo there. Will I start bawling? Will I fall asleep immediately? Will I be totally normal? Who knows. But man, I love LANs
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 15/09/2026
I've FINALLY made it home from Riptide. 26 hour drive there, 23 hour drive back (different route + better rng). Since I didn't get on a plane it feels like I never left Ohio, but it also doesn't feel like I left home in the first place in a weird way
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 15/09/2026
DAY 2 OF THE DRIVE HOME FROM RIPTIDE GO! I miss my friends 😭
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 14/09/2026
juuuuuub i didnt get to chat with you at all but im glad you ended up on side stream prod for a bit while I was on mic so we could still interact a bit and see some good popoffs
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 14/09/2026
get me in on this, after I finish comms my voice is all in for screaming
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 14/09/2026
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 13/09/2026
Div 5? I give Div ZERO fucks. Get yo ass on the TOWER
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 13/09/2026
I havent been posting at all this weekend but its the LAST DAY OF RIPTIDE NOOOOOO 😭 Today's your last chance to come say hi and sign my crocs :)
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 11/09/2026
this is riptide to me
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 11/09/2026
paid propaganda
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 09/09/2026
and so the 2-day roadtrip to riptide begins
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 05/09/2026
ok but like actually tho, pulling off a swag play in a reverse sweep in absolutely insane
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 03/09/2026
not me because i'll be taking extra caution to avoid you
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/08/2026
Duuuuuude thats sick, ive low key wanted to get into commentating nes tetris for a while
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 21/08/2026
every day i think about streaming and every day i don't hit the go live button
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 18/08/2026
For the first time in my life i just had an experience akin to what most people have when they see a really pretty pokemon card and wanna get into collecting them, but it wasn't with a pokemon card. it was a manual for a biological safety cabinet built in 1991... am I cooked?
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snuppy @snuppy.art · 14/08/2026
das my wife #art
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 13/08/2026
my strategy has always been to be as recognizable as possible so everybody walks up to me and starts conversations with me instead
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 12/08/2026
what skill has melee-only in jump space been developing
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 12/08/2026
If they persist after that line just actually shit your pants without breaking eye contact (unfortunately it will only deter certain men but at least you're true to your word)
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 04/08/2026
i also didn't sign your poster, i think ur just a hater
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 02/08/2026
Commentating losers finals + grand finals of GOML come peep the action www.twitch.tv/gengame
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 02/08/2026
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 01/08/2026
my favorite part of goml is frequently driving past the combination subway + vape shop
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 01/08/2026
Dark trying to kill my D&D character's dad 15 years in the past wasn't on my bingo card
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america’s local band cheekface @cheekface.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Podium, our 666th album, out now 🐐 Thank you for choosing Cheekface 🐐
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 23/07/2026
coming to terms with the fact that everyone i know is gonna disappear for the near future to play raiders
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 21/07/2026
i'm gonna buy like 50
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 11/07/2026
MY GAME AUDIO WAS MUTED THE WHOLE TIME AND NOBODY SAID A DAMN WORD
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