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@hitw.ink
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Splatoon Commentator, and creator of @marinktimes.ca, the Atlantic Canadian Splatoon community ➡️ marinktimes.ca/discord Contact: contact@hitw.ink, or hitw on Discord @snuppy.art ❤️

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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 28/09/2026
FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 26/09/2026
something something something silly trend. tried to pick the 9 games that have had the most influence on my life rather than the 9 games i like the most. definitely forgetting a lot of solid childhood games that influenced me but these are what came to mind. no particular order
A 3x3 grid of video game covers, listing Splatoon 3, Dynasty Warriors 5, Minecraft Java Edition, Smite, Rocket League, Pokemon Stadium, Age of Empires 2, Borderlands 2, and Age of War.
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 17/09/2026
@shinypikmin.sunsetsurge.ink always been my no. 1 opp
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 14/09/2026
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 13/09/2026
I havent been posting at all this weekend but its the LAST DAY OF RIPTIDE NOOOOOO 😭 Today's your last chance to come say hi and sign my crocs :)
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 02/08/2026
Commentating losers finals + grand finals of GOML come peep the action www.twitch.tv/gengame
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 02/08/2026
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 10/07/2026
i've 100%'d this many, and then however many more i've just beaten casually
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 09/07/2026
hey where'd my games go
A screenshot from Steam showing that I have 404 games.
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 08/07/2026
what did the first pigeon say to piss off the second pigeon
a photo of two pigeons standing on a balcony side-by-side, both have a neutral expressions.the same two pigeons as the previous photo, but one of them has half-closed eyes, making it look angry.
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 01/07/2026
looked at animals today
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 10/06/2026
i'm sooooo normal btw
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 30/05/2026
i wanna point out that snuppy sent me this image this morning but laid down at 8pm and has been asleep for 2 hours
A close-up image of a disheveled kitten with the text "tonite were staying up until 1 billion oclock".
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 25/04/2026
email flight price tracker may have bugged out
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 23/03/2026
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 10/03/2026
i wanna give a quick shoutout to my pants for EXPLODING WHILE I WAS AT WORK. it was a very cool time travelling home.
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 06/03/2026
social media apps love to show me videos of niche sports (carjutsu, pillowfighting, powerslap, etc) and now its showing me darts and how tf is darts this much more hype than comp splatoon??? are we cooked???
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 26/02/2026
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 23/02/2026
Now that the LUTI divs have been announced, I'd like to present to y'all my new #compsplatoon couch commentary project: Canuck Commentary! Have you ever wanted your LUTI sets commentated a bunch of canucks who'll make fun of your mistakes and ramble unintelligibly? Find out more below ⬇️
A banner titled "Canuck Commentary" featuring an inkling from splatoon wearing a mountie hat and a red plaid jacket saying "Eh?"
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 21/02/2026
man, sometimes I wonder what life would be like if i stuck with rocket league instead of going with splatoon
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 21/02/2026
uh oh
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 20/02/2026
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 31/01/2026
Commentating first block of Torontoroka with @cyrenbanshi.bsky.social!!! Come watch some good ol' fashioned Canadian Splatoon: twitch.tv/splatoontour...
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 20/01/2026
fixed it
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 18/01/2026
hey can teams start making moments like this happen more often so I can lose my mind while commentating
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 15/01/2026
calling to me like a siren
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 13/01/2026
nintendo reminding me i only play one game
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 08/01/2026
for anyone wondering how lantern finals went tonight #splatoonclips
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 31/12/2025
most average wiper interaction #splatoonclips
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 17/12/2025
Broke 1000 achievements this year, we're so back
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 02/12/2025
the sounds that came out of me during this are sounds i have never made before... my mic was peaking the entire time so nobody heard any of it
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 01/12/2025
playing x rank on day 1 is funny
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 20/11/2025
i'm so bad at trying to rate things about myself and i have no idea if the perception of myself actually matches what anyone thinks about me... like dawg idk how relevant i am
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 06/11/2025
any blue team gamers
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 05/11/2025
It's really funny seeing the quantity of games listed in everyone's Nintendo game playtime and then there's me
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 30/10/2025
quick super jump with drop roller? nah, i'd rather slow super jump with drop slider. #splatoonclips
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 28/10/2025
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 27/10/2025
did i buy and 100% ball x pit in one weekend? ...maybe
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/10/2025
a puzzle piece for the #1 sudoku solver in all of the USA seems appropriate
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/10/2025
the rain pikmin are the closest vibes to frogs
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/10/2025
there have been too many times where i've had to tell people "it's pronounced like go-shoe" (also there's no pikmin that are anything cat related 😭)
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/10/2025
i still can't figure out how you can post that you got a new book and then a few days later post that you're finished reading it like howwww it takes me months to read ONE
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/10/2025
thinking about when you managed to summarize multiple movies just off rip in a call
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/10/2025
card pikmin 'cuz of all the TCGs you play, queen of diamonds 'cuz you're always on that queen shit 💅
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/10/2025
idk if there are any mahjong pieces that are better than others but there's no universe where you aren't one of the mahjong pikmin
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/10/2025
well yeah obviously, but there's 21 different halloween decor pikmin so the hard part is picking which one
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/10/2025
quite literally you're the tiny little paint pikmin
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/10/2025
RIP the gay hair, it will be missed
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/10/2025
*pointing* bug
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 22/10/2025
idk if this is a stretch but my brain went on rapid fire train of thought that went pokemon>legends za>lumiose>paris>cafes, so we ended up here
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