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made some games (ROAD TRIP, Booster Blade, TIME TO CLIMB) • ominous flavor text enjoyer • hit2key.itch.io

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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 1h
that being said yeah Norco was really really good. glad I finally gave it a shot.
Screenshot from Norco. Two people are sitting on top of a wide roof, surrounded by city buildings and the night sky
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
now... the next game is Norco! so far, this spread isn't very conducive to actually getting a bingo... but I've got no complaints. I've been meaning to get around to this for a while. no idea if it'll be on my wavelength (I know next to nothing about it) but we'll see how this goes!
The random wheel has landed on NorcoBacklog bingo sheet. Games marked (in order): Zelle, Psycutlery, Norco
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
beat Psycutlery! what a game! consistently fun and creative level design across the board. its particular brand of silliness really ended up winning me over by the end. it's an impressive effort even without mentioning the fact that it's freeware! go play it!
Screenshot from Psycutlery. The main character, Lillian, has reached the end of a level and is holding up a giant spoon-shaped fork, surrounded by a circle of other spoon-shaped forks.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think these guys might be the most “I thought you were a collectible” enemies I’ve seen in any game. every time I see them I have to fight my gamer instincts to not jump at them immediately
Screenshot from Psycutlery. The protagonist, Lillian, is jumping towards a pack of Berribads, colorful orb-shaped enemies that float in place
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
and with that... looks like the next game is Psycutlery! it might be weird to play two platforming-focused games at the same time (still in the middle of Metroid Dread) but I've heard that this game is cool and fun. fate has chosen it, so I'm excited to dig in!
The random wheel chose PsycutleryBacklog bingo sheet. Games marked: Zelle, Psycutlery
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
finished Zelle! weird and lovely game. if you like oddball rpgmaker horror-type stuff, you should check it out. it's got a really unique energy.
Zelle's "Thank you for playing" screen. A young boy in a robe and a green cartoon dragon thing are standing next to some flowers. Their heads are turned to look up at the camera.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
looks like the first game I've landed on is Zelle! I'll mark it on the board and get started on it once I have time. pretty happy with this as the inaugural game! glad I avoided those huge RPG/VN landmines, definitely not ready for them to get dropped on me right away
The random wheel landed on Zelle.The backlog bingo sheet from earlier. The entry for Zelle is marked with "9/19/2026" written above (the date it was chosen)
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
giving this "backlog bingo" thing a shot! it was hard to narrow it down to a list of 25 games, but I tried to get a mix of 1) heavier games (in content/length) that I've been putting off 2) recommendations from friends 3) stuff that makes me go "this looks cool, why haven't I played it yet"
Psycutlery
Katana Zero
Crow Country
Producer (2021)
You Are Not Bunnygirl

End of Starchild
Live A Live
Kingdom Hearts II
Sparkles & Gems
To the Moon

AI: The Somnium Files
Crypt Underworld
10 Dead Doves
Super Lesbian Animal RPG
Norco

Fallow
Zelle
Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth
Type Help
Lisa: The Painful

Unbeatable
Devil May Cry 4
Q.u.q.
1000xResist
An Outcry
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
having a rough time working on writing today, but I’m at least officially certified as “Good at danmaku shooters”
Photo of my computer screen showing the “Thank you for Playing!” slide at the end of Touhou 10 - Mountain of Faith. “You, who has cleared hard, can now write ‘Special Skill: Good at danmaku shooters’ on your résumé.”
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Knytt is still one of the most beautiful games ever
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
playing Unreal Life. delighted that this game contains its very own "Fish Subway." Fisherman Dave would be proud
Screenshot from Unreal Life. The main character is next to a subway train stuffed full of fish. The text box reads "They're packed like... sardines..."
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
playing these games as an adult (especially when going for completion) is fun because I can just sense the parts that were hastily thrown together somehow never played the bonus stages until now. they feel like developer test maps, it’s kind of beautiful
Screenshot from the Wayne Manor bonus stage in Lego Batman: The Videogame. 1P (Robin) is riding a green hovering vehicle in a darkly-lit and vaguely unfinished-looking area with a checkerboard floor rising out of a big pool of water.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’ve been in a bit of a slump over the weekend (it’ll pass) but I’ve at least had enough energy to do what truly matters most: 100% completing LEGO Batman: The Videogame
LEGO Batman title screen. The save slot reads “100.0%”
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
morning
my cats, Archie and Emma, curled up close to each other on the floor. Archie is upside-down and very fluffy, Emma is stretching out her limbs and looking very stoic
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
tried really hard to come up with a set of character names, but I decided to go with the default. nothing else felt right. ...however,
Name entry screen for Mother 3. The character names are set to the default, but the screen also reads Favorite Food: Dirt and Favorite Thing: DIRT
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
it's been a long time coming. it's probably the game I've held onto as "something I really ought to play someday" the longest. but now that I've played both Earthbound and Mother 1... I think I'm finally ready for it. it's time to play Mother 3!
Mother 3 title screen
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
top 10 greatest days on earth
Screenshot of a Necrobinder A20 run in Slay the Spire 2. Snecko Eye and Fiddle were the boss relics, and the deck is full of high-cost cards that output a ton of damage (Bury and Reap) and stuff for energy generation (Borrowed Time, Friendship, Demesne). Necrobinder also ended the run with just 1 HP.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
this might prove to be too much for me, but I’ve been getting back into Touhou and I’ve heard nothing but good things about this game. I’m interested in giving this a shot. it’s time to play Fantasy Maiden Wars!
Title screen for Fantasy Maiden Wars - Dream of the Stray Dreamer
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm actually having so much fun
Crude map of the Mt. Itoi caves area in EarthBound Beginnings, drawn in a paint program using the same palette as the game. The doors are labeled with letters to mark connections between rooms.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
now that I've played through all the mainline Windows Touhou games, here's my ranking! titles in alt text. entries are ordered but I'm not sure about any of these placements really (and the dust hasn't settled on FW yet). still don't think I could confidently pick a favorite.
Yeah it's peak: Subterranean Animism, Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Undefined Fantastic Object, Imperishable Night

Coolest game in the series, miserable to actually play: Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom

A little basic but feels very cohesive: Perfect Cherry Blossom, Hidden Star in Four Seasons, Mountain of Faith

Beautiful and strange thing that I'm forced to hold at arm's length: Fossilized Wonders

Solid but hard to get excited about: Wily Beast and Weakest Creature, Unconnected Marketeers, Double Dealing Character, Ten Desires

I don't like the versus shmups I'm sorry: Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghost, Phantasmagoria of Flower View
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
the official Fun Fish Facts Father’s Day 4koma
Panel 1: Fisherman Dave is out on a boat. “Hello there. I’m FISHERMAN DAVE. Did you miss me? Let me tell you about another creature from the murky depths of the ocean…”

Panel 2: A fish wearing a hat and tie is in the center of the frame. “It’s the DADFISH. A truly wonderous being, but what does it do? Well, it’s the father to every living being on Earth.”

Panel 3: “It has raised you since birth! Now it watches from beneath the pond. Don’t be shy! Tell it all your secrets. DADFISH will never betray you.” DADFISH is seen looking up from under a pond at a person, who says “Touhou is cool”

Panel 4: Fisherman Dave is shown holding up a panicking DADFISH and carrying it over to a grill. “This fish really does it all. I’m sure it’ll taste great! Thank you, DADFISH!” Big text at the bottom reads “HAPPY FATHER’S DAY”
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
getting back to Earthbound Beginnings, making a bit more progress. my experience making flow charts to map out YNFGs is paying off
Photo of a flowchart I drew to map out the Rosemary Mansion area in Earthbound Beginnings. Rooms branch off as you move from right to left.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Murasa's moveset is super cool though. the Twilight Frontier games are really good at making me attached to unexpected characters
Close up screenshot from Touhou 17.5. Captain Murasa is standing in a pool of blood and reacting shocked to someone offscreen (it's Yuuma). The text box reads "Woah, uh. Are you, like, nuts?"
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
making more progress with EarthBound Beginnings! it’s been doable (especially with the occasional nudge from a guide) but these dungeon layouts are something else
An photo of a drawing I used to map out Duncan’s Factory in Earthbound Beginnings. It’s a sprawling labyrinth of platforms and ladders that keeps going until it’s off the page. Many of the pathways are still uncharted.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Screenshot from EarthBound Beginnings. A kid is saying "I think Dirt is delicious, too."
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Screenshot from EarthBound Zero. Your character's mother says: "When you want to eat Dirt again, just come back here."
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Earthbound Begin
Name selection screen at the start of EarthBound Beginnings. From top to bottom, the names are "Nester," "Ester," "Chester," and "Lester." "Favorite food: Dirt"
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
YOU
screenshot from Half-Life 2: Episode Two. Gnome Chompski is being held with the Gravity Gun
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
needed something light to play as I recover from my cold, so I’m checking out that Lego Batman video game that everyone’s been talking about lately
title screen for LEGO Batman: The Videogame (2008)
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
made a Bitsy game in one week for "Make Literally Anything Jam '26" it is out now. the key of knowledge is in your hands! it is time for: FUN FISH FACTS hit2key.itch.io/fun-fish-facts
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
my Tomodachi Life island reached 20 residents! here’s a blurry picture of my screen to celebrate. (full list of Miis in alt text)
A blurry photo of my Switch 2 screen, showing 20 Miis in a grassy field raising their arms towards the sky. From left to right:

First row: Yoshikage Kira (JJBA), Yi (Nine Sols), Kamina (Gurren Lagann), Milhouse (The Simpsons), Balrog (Cave Story), Larry Butz (Ace Attorney), Inspekta (Great God Grove), Izu (Picayune Dreams), Mamizou (Touhou), Izutsumi (Dungeon Meshi)

Second row: Niko (OneShot), ZZ (AotK), The Batter (OFF), Madotsuki (Yume Nikki), Iji (Iji), Sissel (Ghost Trick), Stan Pines (Gravity Falls)

Third row: Sam (Look Outside), me (Real Life), BB (AotK)
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
low Ascension I know but have you considered picking up the 3 pre-upgraded Adrenalines early in your run. maybe power each of them up so they draw you two additional cards, too. it'll help you play your 3 Serpent Forms. and then you can just duplicate your entire deck right before the final boss
Slay the Spire 2 results screen, for Silent on Ascension 6. It's a 64-card deck with 6 copies of Adrenaline+ (which have been imbued with the thing that makes them draw 2 extra cards), 6 copies of Serpent Form, two upgraded Bullet Times, and basically every relic you can think of that could help you win in the first two turns.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Yi arrived today. look at him. he’s literally so awesome.
picture of the Yi Nine Sols plush from Fangamer.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I beat Pokémon FireRed! pretty satisfied with how my final team turned out.
Screenshot from Pokémon FireRed. My team of six Pokemon stand triumphant as confetti rains down from the heavens. Text reads “Welcome to the HALL OF FAME!”Screenshot from FireRed. Lists my Pokémon team before fighting the Elite Four: MA PIGNON the Parasect, FRED the Charizard, BAKUGAN the Hypno, MCQUEEN the Jolteon, JOEYWHEELR the Kangaskhan, and MTN. DEW the Dewgong. Everybody’s level 48.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
third time’s the charm! she got fully paralyzed twice in a row and I managed to get her to waste a potion early. victory feels pretty good.
Screenshot from Pokémon FireRed. My Paras, MA PIGNON, is battling Misty’s Starmie. Her Starmie is fully paralyzed this turn and is on low health, whereas MA PIGNON is in top form. Very nice.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
current team heading into the Misty fight, we’ll see how this goes I’m still thinking of who I want to add later on but the slow earlygame is already making me get attached to these guys
Screenshot from Pokémon FireRed. My team consists of MA PIGNON the Paras, ASPERIN (sic) the Spearow, MAN2KEY the Mankey, ACHOO the Pikachu, JIGGLER the Jigglypuff, and FRED the Charmeleon
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
yeah this is as good of a time as any. I’m jumping into one of the few Pokémon games I’ve actually never played before!
Pokémon FireRed title screen
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
it's been a long and arduous journey, but the Warriors of Light--POKR, SOLI, BJAK, and WAR--have persevered. may the ORBS always shine!!
Screenshot from FF1. The heroes POKR, SOLI, WAR, and BJAK stand proudly as CHAOS disintegrates into nothingness.Screenshot from FF1. The text box reads "The End" in a nice big medieval font.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
i'm always saying this
FF1 screenshot. A villager NPC says: "My legs are beautiful! It's so nice to have legs."
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
took me an embarrassingly long time to win my first run in Slay the Spire 2 but I'm glad it ended up being this one
Slay the Spire 2 results screen. The deck ended up being built around  having ton of Strikes (including 4 Perfected Strikes+ at once!) and playing them automatically from the hand with Hellraiser+ and Stampede+. Getting the relic that made the plain Strikes cost 0 certainly helped too, and those two Headbutt cards got a ton of mileage. Also, basic Defends were pretty much my only block cards, using Fasten+ to make them stronger. Fun times.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
super unsure about half of these picks but here's my 9 games
Grid of nine games. The games listed are: Iji, OFF, Anthology of the Killer, Undertale, Pokémon Black Version, Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective, Hypnospace Outlaw, Freedom Planet, and Angeline Era
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
turns out the solution to the red gargoyles is to not encounter them at all! going further and dealing with the damaging floors is so much better than whatever was going on with some of those treasure rooms. I kind of love how abstract and nightmarish some of these layouts are
Screenshot from FF1. The White Mage WAR is exploring the fire dungeon. He's reached a large dead end room with covered in a concentric pattern of floor tiles
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
fluffy guy
my cat, Archie, lying sideways and upside-down on the couch. his belly is very fluffy.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
since the Poker Night remaster's coming up (and I need something fresh) I think it's finally time for me to HIT THE ROAD!
Sam & Max: Hit the Road title card
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
having a good time with Final Fantasy 1
FF1 screenshot. All four of my party members are Stunned at the same time. They'll stay like this for a while.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
finished the Marsh Cave quest! went into the boss with a party weakened from the dungeon. WAR was hit with a RUB and was taken out instantly. but we were able to clutch it out, and SOLI delivered the finishing blow with an attack that did 2 damage. we have proven our strength.
FF1 screenshot. POKR sits proudly on his conquered throne.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
some kind of weird puddle appeared during laundry day
My cat, Archie, majestically flopped out on a bed over some laundry. He’s just a fluffy mass of fur and limbs.
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
the main menu was empty so they could hit you with this title sequence later! this game is good!!!
Final Fantasy title card. "And so, their journey begins...."
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
we'll have to see how I feel about the actual dungeons and combat and stuff but guys this game is adorable. I am already smitten
Flavor text for looking at a well. "This is a well. You might think that there is something to it... But in fact it is just an ordinary well."
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hit2key.bsky.social @hit2key.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
no idea how this'll go, but I'm going to be playing the original Final Fantasy! figured it would be cool to play a proper oldschool RPG. behold my Warriors of Light. I just picked a theme and named them whatever. I love them already.
Screenshot of FF1, showing the four main characters for my playthrough. "POKR" the Fighter, "SOLI" the Black Belt, "BJAK" the Black Mage, and "WAR" the White Mage
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