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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It always bothers me that “Grinch” and “Scrooge” are always used pejoratively even though both were redeemed in the end. Meaning it doesn’t matter how much you change, some will always remember you at your worst.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Making crockpot chicken pot pie with my garden potatoes. Makes me wonder what color the end product will be.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I could sleep through the night for once, that would be…phenomenal.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Republican senators claim to want an end to the Iran conflict but still vote down the war powers acts that might do so. Because they know they will get re-elected anyway.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I tried to grow some decorative corn for fun this year. Results are…lackluster.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

So that’s who has been eating my blackberries.

Several bees nibbling on a ripe blackberry on the bush.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Remember the negative international repercussions in 1984 when Ronald Reagan jokes about the Soviet Union, “We begin bombing in five minutes?” Trump asks, “When do I blow the entire nation [of Iran] up?” and the world shrugs. “Just Trump being Trump again”, they chuckle.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Since Trump has banned major news outlets from the White House, they should start reporting some crazy stuff. ”Allegedly, the president was caught by aides in the Oval Office wearing a duck costume and quacking.” “Reportedly, Trump has announced he plans to switch parties to Democratic Socialist.”

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar Is upset because Hispanics voted for Trump and his aggressive immigration crackdown - that he explicitly campaigned on - and that he’s executing. Who would have thought?

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My genealogy research has led me to Captain Edmund Bacon (1641-1704). Possibly the most delicious of my ancestors.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The same people who swore Mitch McConnell was dead are the same people who swore Bibi Netanyahu was dead and maybe we shouldn’t listen to non-experts on the internet as much as we do.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It’s not weird, it’s actually normal to eat boxed macaroni and cheese standing by the stove directly out of the pot to avoid having to wash an extra bowl, I’m telling myself.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I just got an email telling me Microsoft Copilot is now available in CarPlay. So now instead of relaxing with the radio, or decompressing before and after the drive to work, you can just work in your car too.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My dog, eying the tomato prize from the garden this morning.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I want to manifest a big slice of cheesecake.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I just saw a clumsy attempt to alter a 1688 French map that calls Lake Ontario, “Lac America”. There are no limits to which they won’t go to justify their orange leader’s actions.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Appropriately, the mnemonic device for the Great Lakes is now SHAME.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Me: “I think I just need a few days to process Dolly’s death, and I’ll be ok.” Tim Curry: ”Well, actually…”

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Now Dolly too, as my week wasn’t bad enough already.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

My daughter let me know she got a seasonal job at a haunted house. I see I have done well.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

You know, all of this might be pretty cool if it wasn’t for all the people.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I just received this mailer today. Probably the best thing I have gotten all week.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

A simple French bread, fresh from the oven. I think they probably turned out ok.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Always keep a stocked spice rack. You never know what’s coming.

A spice rack with parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Banana bread cheesecake. Pinterest for the win once again.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Farmers market before all the rain vs. after.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Just saw a video that said, “This man had a billion dollar year on a $200,000 salary, while you switched to generic ketchup.” Legend.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

@rblademaker.bsky.social I looked for you and saw you were suspended at the other place. Were you bad?

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

It is an acquired skill to know when to log onto the Teams meeting. Walking that fine line because you don’t want to be last, but also not early enough that you have to greet everyone else as they log in.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

My profile says “If your first interaction with me is a DM, please do not expect a response.“ I’m not sure how this is still unclear to some.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Crazy in Indianapolis this weekend.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

No problem. I’ll just open it from the other end…

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

“People don’t want the pragmatic leader who’s going to put the country first.” - Emily Cherniack, founder of New Politics What the hell kind of message is that?

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Someone should do the thing. I don’t even care anymore.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Ok, second attempt in two days for making a sweet treat. Banana churro bites, or so the recipe said. Hope they turn out better than my snickerdoodles.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I have found a way to improve the taste of salt. Sprinkle it lightly over a hamburger.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I harvested a bell pepper from my garden just to see how they were doing. I ate a slice and it was spicy. I figured maybe I had some cross pollination with my cayenne. Then I checked the garden marker and realized it was a Mexibelle. I knew there was a reason for the markers.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I saw that the Freedom Fuel Network praised by Trump a month ago has raised prices. Why hasn’t anyone mentioned this as yet another failed propaganda attempt?

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

May you always be the type of person who points out cows in a field, watches bees on flowers, and gets excited when the moon looks extra big.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Strawberry rhubarb crisp made with rhubarb and strawberries from my garden. It’s the first year for actually harvesting rhubarb. Looks a little small and lonely in the ramekins but that’s kind of how I feel right now so it’s appropriate.

Rhubarb and strawberry crisp in ramekins straight from the oven.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Little observer from my hike today.

A deer stares forward from a densely wooded area

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Trump recently referred to Kamala Harris as half a person. I guess saying three-fifths would be too on the nose.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I feel the people saying the Mitch McConnell picture is AI are the same ones who called the Benjamin Netanyahu videos AI.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Looks like I need to buy salt next week. That’s always so strange because it happens so infrequently.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

You should strive to live the kind of life which, when you die, makes everyone give condolences.

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Garic Goblinhewer @historydwarf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I can’t believe I found them in the wild. I half thought it was an online prank.

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