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Chris Schloemer

@histnerd.bsky.social
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San Antonio. History nerd. Adjunct history teacher--survey Am Hist and World Civ. The ultimate generalist--I can't focus on any one thing. Cincinnati Reds, Bengals, and Ohio State sports follower. Love dad (bad) jokes and puns.

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ship named de mayo sinking.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Dad joke of the day: Why do pancakes always win baseball games? They have the best batter. Happy Monday!
In case of Monday morning break glass.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I like this explanation.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Happy Pi day...or is it cake day????
Cake made in the shape of pi
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Dad joke of the day: What do you call two crooks who buy a bed and breakfast? Inn-mates Happy Monday folks!
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Book mail. Yay!
Two new books. Remember US, and Everyone Who is Gone is Here.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
For your history-loving valentine.
History nerd valentine.History nerd valentine.History nerd valentine.History nerd valentine.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I'm not a book hoarder. I'm prepping for when I might have 173 years to do nothing but read.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Pretty good haul. This used bookstore sells books by the pound. $2 per pound. Now to find room on my bookshelves...
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I'm an archeolibrarianologist. I dig good books.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Go Buckeyes!
Ohio State - beat Miami!
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Dad joke of the day: What does bacteria use to communicate? Cell phones. Happy Monday!
Confused and full of cheese and cookies.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Be kind out there.
Black Friday. When people trample each other for sales one day after being thankful for what they already have.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
This is cold, but funny and helped my Bengals.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Yesterday was my first day of class this semester. Here's a first day Pic. 6th year teaching at Northeast Lakeview College. I teach totally online, so I wear what I want. Lol
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
This is why gerrymandering happens and is successful--unpopular policies and bills get passed without consequence. It is undemocratic and should be outlawed. This is from the "Independent Voter Project" that fights for voting rights for independent voters. It is not a partisan organization.
Description of Texas parties and gerrymandering.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Wonder when this might start?
Reds ownership statement
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
My favorite shirt.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
An important day in history.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
My swear jar might be a little fuller than that, but this is pretty true.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Yep.
Trickle down economics doesn't work
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Oops, I did it again...
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Happy Juneteenth!
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Seriously though, this is it (for now).
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
And more books!
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Book mail is the best.
Stack of books
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Defend democracy again today.
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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I need this.
App showing tacos earned for activity.
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