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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Dad joke of the day: Why did the girl get fired from her job at the hot dog stand? She kept putting her hair in a bun Happy Tuesday folks!

a man in a tuxedo is playing drums on a stage and says bah dum tsk .

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Dad joke of the day: How did Sir Lancelot make ends meet after he left the round table and traveled to Egypt? He opened a used camel-lot Happy Friday Eve!

Alt: gary from spongebob squarepants is playing drums

Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Dad joke of the day: Why did the distracted violinists get scolded by the conductor? They kept fiddling around. Happy Monday folks!

a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat and crossbones on it

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Dad joke of the day: When you die, which body part does last? Your pupils. They dilate. Happy Friday peeps!

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Dad joke of the day: What does the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common? They are both Paris-sites Happy Tuesday folks!

Alt: gary from spongebob squarepants is playing drums

Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Dad joke of the day: Why should you beware of upsetting a cannibal? You might end up in hot water. Happy Tuesday!

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Dad joke of the day: Why do pancakes always win baseball games? They have the best batter. Happy Monday!

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Dad joke of the day: Why didn't the man confront his neighbor that he suspected of stealing his socks off the clothesline? He got cold feet. Happy Tuesday!

a man in a tuxedo is playing drums on a stage and says bah dum tsk .

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Dad joke of the day: What did the other horses do when the mare announced she was getting married? Had a bridle shower. Happy Monday!

a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat and crossbones on it

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A shamrock.

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

What's Irish and stays outside all year long? Paddy O'Furniture

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Happy Pi day...or is it cake day????

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Dad joke of the day: What happened to the careless pyromaniac? He made an ash of himself. Happy Fri-yay peeps!

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Dad joke of the day: Good morning! What is it important for a good archer to understand? Arrow-dynamics Happy Friday Eve!

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Dad joke of the day: What did the man do when he discovered he hated his new job in the hayfield? He baled. Happy Tuesday!

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Dad joke of the day: What do you call two crooks who buy a bed and breakfast? Inn-mates Happy Monday folks!

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

For your history-loving valentine.

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Dad joke of the day: How did Sir Lancelot make ends meet after moving to Egypt? He opened a used camel-lot Happy Friday Eve!

Alt: gary from spongebob squarepants is playing drums

Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Dad joke of the day: Why should you worry if someone sends you celery for valentine's day? You could be being stalked. Have a great day folks!

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Dad joke of the day: Why did the crab cross the road? It didn't--it used the sidewalk.

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Dad joke of the day: Why did the birds attack the dog? He was pure bread. Sorry I've been slacking on the jokes. The flu has hit our house pretty intensely.

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Pretty good haul. This used bookstore sells books by the pound. $2 per pound. Now to find room on my bookshelves...

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Chris Schloemer @histnerd.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Dad joke of the day: Why should you talk calmly to your door if you ever get locked out. Because communication is key Happy Friday Eve folks!