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Paul Swallow

@hirundorustica.bsky.social
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Publishing Consultant. Editor. Proofreader. I work with publishers, agents and authors. www.hirundorustica.co.uk

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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The amount of money that Trump and his family have made while DJ is in post is obscene. The fact that he 'trumpets' the fact he doesn't take a salary really is the cherry on the bun. Vile creature.
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Emka Dog travelled from North Macedonia ten months ago... She crossed many borders to get to rural Suffolk but hasn't crossed a line since her arrival.
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
There was something going on in the cabbage field this morning... unlike Peter Rabbit, we didn't lose a shoe.
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I can no longer deal with Twitter/X - it is full of extremists, 'citizen journalists' and bots blowing smoke up willing arses. Emka Dog has the right idea... sod the mist or the rain, I'm going to make the most of my day.
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I will be reading tonight - thanks @biggreenbooks.bsky.social
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Emka Dog came to rural Suffolk from North Macedonia. She likes to keep an eye on things.
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
It's National Dog Day. Emka Dog is from North Macedonia but she can join in, eh?
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Emka Dog came from North Macedonia. Her arrival was organised/coordinated by a UK charity. Sure, ED has her issues (she was rescued from the street as a pup) but I knew this beforehand and we've worked on her manners since she arrived.
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Emka Dog (a rescue from North Macedonia) is a year old. I think that watching the news is aging her!
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Not the best of pictures, but I'm happy to share my sofa with Emka Dog from North Macedonia even though she makes my trousers hairy!
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Good morning! Merry Christmas! Santa has come for Emka Dog and Oliver Cat but not for me - I must have been on the naughty list...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Emka is my 'found you' dog...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I know that my posts are mainly about Emka Dog... but she is very lovely!
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Just over a week ago, Emka was in North Macedonia. Now she's in Suffolk... I'm wondering if she hates me...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Emka arrived here from North Macedonia a week ago. I'm wondering when she'll start to relax...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Emka, my dog from North Macedonia, seems to be channelling her inner dormouse...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I have a dog. Her name is Emka. She comes from North Macedonia.
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Emka has just arrived from North Macedonia. She is going to be a handful but worth it, I reckon. She stole a duster from the sofa so I gave her the rope toy (thank God I bought one). She put it on her leg - it had been in her mouth moments before!
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Oliver Cat likes his new scratching post (it came in the shape of an Ikea sofa with a cover) but I think he suspects something. I'm hoping that Emka, a rescue dog from North Macedonia, likes her bed (in the shape of an Ikea sofa with a cover) when she arrives on the 30th.
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Catnip at 5am? What could go wrong? Oliver Cat's eyes are like saucers...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I have just bought four cushions! No one told me that there comes a point in life where one becomes excited by soft furnishings but I guess I'll embrace it...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Oliver Cat (OC) is on the 'naughty step' (again)...
A tuxedo cat sits upright at the bottom of narrow white wooden stairs.
The cat is facing the camera and displaying an almost perfect tuxedo.
To the right is a brick fireplace, to the left is a metal set of drawers with a group of JPG bottles on the top.
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Now I live with the bloody thing...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Years ago, I bought a print in Crystal Palace...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
OC is on the naughty step...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
FB tells me that it's been five years since I turned OC (Oliver Cat) to drink...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
Not sure if I love or hate OC (Oliver Cat) but he has his moments...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Today is my birthday. Should I be asking for pussy pics or something (to make Oliver Cat jealous)? Richard pics? x
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Cat has made me smile today... best catnip ever!
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
I have a washing machine! It sings and is very sexy, unlike the man who delivered it...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
I have been 'venting' in the other place but Oliver Cat is wearing his grumpy face so I've come here for a breather... until he goes for a nap.
Close up of a tuxedo cat looking grumpy. A saving grace is that he is sporting a fine set of whiskers.
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
I find that a lot of people on Twitter post stuff to make people react in anger or disgust. I avoid that kind of bait. I post stuff, more often as a reply, to make people smile (when I'm not being serious) and if I get a 'like' from an account I admire, I smile too. I'll carry on here, if that's ok.
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
I think that I am following everyone here who I followed over in the other place... that box is now officially unpacked. The accounts in the box labelled 'Pandora' remains unopened.
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Satan @social-hell.uk · 16/08/2024
FREE! 3! THREE! This weekend only. Please Review. leewilson.uk/wilp/ Use code - S8NFREEBE
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Wilp. - Lee Wilson - Feed your soul.
A story set in the past, present, and future. A dead body is discovered, and Samantha is sent to investigate. Little does she know that the body is the start of something bigger than anyone could have...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
I moved here ages ago but haven't unpacked yet!
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Just watched 'Weekend'. I was told to watch it ages ago but stuff got in the way. It's a fine film.
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Jane Johnson @janejohnsonbakrim.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
Ah, we love our jackdaws: they live on the chimneypots in front of us and entertain us daily.
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
This is my personal demon...
Tuxedo cat in close up showing opal pupils and large whiskers.
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
My best friend died on 26th October. We spoke every day. My mother died last week. I miss James T very much.
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Satan @social-hell.uk · 07/11/2023
Want something to read? Then read about how I save you all, by destroying the world, err it makes sense. Promise. You can trust me. It's got a talking brick! Me! Time travel (sorta). A lighthouse! A dragon! Lilith! A blob named Rog! QT. Wilp. Some nobody called Sean. Samantha. #Writing #Written 💙📚
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Satan @social-hell.uk · 31/10/2023
UK - www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B... USA - www.amazon.com/gp/product/B... leewilson.uk/wilp/ satan-speaks.com/2023/10/wilp...
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Yesterday, I grabbed some potato pieces (from the freezer) and roasted them in the air-fryer. I can confirm that pear chunks with butter, salt and mustard mayo are not at all pleasant!
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Bert’s Books @bertsbooks.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
GIVEAWAY! I'm going to give TWO lucky people five paperbacks of their choice - worth up to £50! There'll be one winner on here and one on twitter. Simply retweet and follow by 8pm on Sunday 22nd October for your chance to win! Here's what 5 paperbacks looks like, just in case.
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Paul Swallow @hirundorustica.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Lions and tigers and... Oh my! Released bears eat Norfolk family in Thetford Forest (suffolkgazette.com)
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Satan @social-hell.uk · 29/09/2023
The Cursed Collection. Halloween. (Link soon) The Lilith Legend - Rising. The Lilith Legend - Risen. Lust. Heresy. Fraud. Treachery. Outcasts. The Devil Made Me Do It. The Tormented Mind. A Ghosts Story. Wilp. #Writing #Written
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