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The Hippopeteamus

@hippopeteamus.bsky.social
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Lore Bard. Engineering lecturer. Internationally unsuccessful composer. I think I can start calling myself a visual artist? Awabakal land (Newcastle, Australia). I'm almost (but not quite) more than you deserve.

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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 9h
I've gotta stop scheduling meetings in naptime
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 13h
Psychology Back Then: Autism and ADHD are opposed so cannot coexist Psychology Now: That's like saying two angry cats cannot coexist in a bag
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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Austin Appelbee, the Perth teen who swam 4 hours to shore in rough seas to alert authorities, leading to the sea rescue of his mother, brother and sister, has been awarded the Clarke Gold medal for bravery. Austin was 13yo when he made the 4km swim to shore to get help. Legend. 🙏😢 #bravery
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Might have a bit more sympathy after this for people who have lived under authoritarian regimes for decades.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He was a certified badass, and this just confirms it.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As we come into October, it's important to recognize the most important stakeholders at this time of year: vampire hunters.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does the term "piping hot" come from the whistling sounds that some foods make as they are cooked, due to escaping gases?
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
..... but everybody assumes can't happen, because it almost never does.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...... at zero gravity. In other words, on the International Space Station. But it was done! I learned this while doing my PhD on the fracture process in glass and it blew my tiny mind. I often tell students about it, because it 's a lovely example of something that is predicted by theory, ...
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...... This was achieved with mica, which has a highly planar structure, meaning that a layer could be partially cleaved off, then aligned very precisely when it was un-cleaved. It was done very slowly (to minimise dissipation of energy as heat or other loss mechanisms), in high vacuum.....
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
......which normally means that the deformation of the material that accompanies the formation of the fracture must be almost completely elastic, and there must be no contaminants such as water molecules that can attach to the broken bonds. But it has been done! ......
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Turns out cracks in brittle materials such as glass can *in principle* spontaneously heal. I say "in principle" because it doesn't really happen in the real world. The molecular bonds need to line up precisely as they were before the crack formed.......
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cursed invention #67: Self-healing cheese slices. Cheese that, after being sliced, spontaneously fuses back into a single block in the packet. Which leads me to a curious Science Fact that not many people know about:
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 26/09/2025
Just your annual reminder to raise a glass to Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov who on this date in 1983 saved ALL our lives when he decided to wait for evidence in stead of passing on the message that could have caused armageddon.
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Morning. ☕️
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's probably just me, but is that a look of pity Xi is throwing at Melania?
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh yeah - that Cold Cold change has just arrived. 😅 youtu.be/85_LejW7jJM?...
youtu.be
Midnight Oil - Cold Cold Change
YouTube video by The Making of Midnight Oil
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm very fond of the others too, but Giffo was the definitive Oils bassist. youtu.be/2l25hAjJAoc?...
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Midnight Oil - Stand In Line (triple j Live At The Wireless - Goat Island 1985)
YouTube video by ABC Music
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Soup! Bring soup. And enough bowls, spoons and bread for the panel.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The best bit of this is that Deniz managed to bluff his way into the band area and convinced Keith Richards to buy a guitar from him.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love how they think we want to be like them.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Snrub's at it again
Headline from the Telegraph: "The Left's hatred of billionaires is ignorance fuelled by envy" by Luke Johnson. With picture of rich-looking  young man with rich asshole hair.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As well as the Ostrogoths and Visigoths, there was a third type, the oft-overlooked Invisigoths
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Megan Herbert @meganjherbert.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A simple recipe. My cartoon in today's @theageaustralia.bsky.social and @sydmorningherald.bsky.social
A political cartoon by Megan Herbert situated on a suburban footy oval with Parliament House in the background and a boisterous crowd watching on. The event: an egg and spoon race between PM Albanese and Pauline Hanson. They're neck and neck, but we see the game is rigged. Albo has his egg (Popularity) balanced on a spoon in his mouth, because he's also flipping pancakes (Foreign Policy), carrying a Pav (The Economy), wearing a tray of egg-based treats on his head (PMO, Media, Social Cohesion), and hauling a string bag full of eggs (cabinet portfolios), one of which has fallen and broken (Environment) and another in mid-fall (Energy Transition). Pauline, smiling, less frantic, carries just a single egg: Populism.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In future childrens' history books, Trump will be described as "The Mad President"
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was one of those people whose primary claim to fame was of zero interest to me, but whom I adored and greatly respected as a human being.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Well, they had found a new species of wren and knew that the corresponding anti-wren must be nearby
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If it's so slow-cooked, why the heck is it called "brisket"?
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Progress. I had my first session today with a psych (therapist for Americans) who I could imagine talking shit with over a beer.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sam: Wow, that volcano has an impressively dark and atmospheric vibe about it Frodo: Yes, that's why they call it Mount Mood
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
As I mourn both of my parents, gone within 6 months of each other, I console myself that they were blessed with the Boon of Hotness.
A bearded man smoking a pipe and fishing.A beautiful, dark haired woman.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
To lose one parent is a misfortune, to lose two in 6 months looks like carelessness. (Soz, dodgy humour is my coping mechanism.)
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Farewell, my beautiful mum. I'm so relieved that your long ordeal is over.
A beautiful dark-haired woman
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fuck, my neighbour was too.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I had this utterly bizarre dream where I was on a panel interviewing Trump, and he was normal and rational and articulate and even kind of charming.
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CosmicRami 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 20/07/2026
Given it's the Moon landing anniversary, time for some radio telescope antenna appreciation! 📡 Here are the Honeysuckle Creek Antenna and Murriyang (Parkes radio telescope) located here in our neck of the woods. The broadcasts from Apollo 11 came to the world through these antennas! 📸 me
Looking up from below to the Honeysuckle Creek Antenna radio telescope Looking at a radio telescope antenna which is pointing upwards in the distance. In the foreground are some trees. Profile view of the Parkes radio telescope (Murriyang)A large radio telescope, pointing upwards
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just saw The Odyssey. Really loved it, but I don't want to say more. You should see it for yourself.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"The woke inaccuracy of Nolan's Odyssey is an insult to the primary source material" - Some guy on the internet The "primary source material": Jason and the Argonauts (1963), Clash of the Titans (1981), Hercules: The Legendary Journeys starring Kevin Sorbo (1995-1999)
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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The Epic of Ea-nāṣir!
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Well, FUCK. Too many good 'uns gone this year.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
For the love of god, stop anthropomorphising these things. It drives me bananas.
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Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 02/07/2026
Today, Friday 3 June, is Disobedience Day. www.daysoftheyear.com/days/disobed... Also, (Inter?)National Independent Beer Run Day. www.daysoftheyear.com/days/nationa... And it’s happy 64th birthday to actor and producer Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Cru...
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Disobedience Day | Days Of The Year
Change up your life and let loose a little by breaking the rules. Alter your routine, ignore advice that’s holding you back, and march to the beat of your own drum.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That's the point of state-run terror. You must make it clear that *nobody* is safe.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You know what cracks me up? Every portrait of a burly, scarred 17th-century general in half-plate armour.... with a silly little lace doily at his neck.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Rescued and returned home a lovely golden retriever called Sunny. Successful day! Also: why do the animals in trouble always find me?
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Reminder: Monocultures do not exist. They have never existed.
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The Hippopeteamus @hippopeteamus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Dad would have been 83 today. After being gone 4 months, he is still the chief audience for my inner monologue, so I suspect that state of affairs is permanent.
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Australian World Cup fans: “Aussie boys are on a bender – Donald Trump is a sex offender” Friday should be fun 🇦🇺 vs 🇺🇸
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