nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 6hIt’s my monthly, allotted “stay up late and play video games” night 😍 1131
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Husbloomf gave me a monstera clipping and her first leaf finally unfurled 😍 1190
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026barber lined me up so damn good he deserves throat as a tip 😩 1110
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026it’s easier to jump to conclusions when I can’t see 😍😍 140
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ya know what? lumpia would be a cute name for a girl 1170
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026alright everybody cage up and put your keys in the bowl — I’m keeping these till November 2210
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thank god I almost thought they weren’t out for a sec 😮💨 011
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just swapped out the battery on the Jeep so if anybody needs some trade today I’m your girl 🫦 0130
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026was not having a great day but then I saw a t*sla truck getting a ticket :3 0162
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026need my husband to sign up for more 10k’s because the dads here are FINE 🫦 0160
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026dog sat down next to me to eat while I woke and boke — call that family breakfast 1150
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I feel so brave watching my little horror movie on my computer with all the lights on 080
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Every single night I pray that my tits are sittin' right 060
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I tink my boss broke his record in “time to piss josh off” today 080
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026whatever will get Daddy Voorhees to come watch em with me 🤭🤭 120
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026and you’re right I should wfh and watch spooky movies all day 3200
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026and who was gonna tell me Janel Parrish had a (teeny teeny tiny) music career? 131
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026hosting gay game night has me feeling like Ina Garten with a hairy rack 2170
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well Orville, consider my little cowboy pussy popped 🤠 060
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Straight coworker asked if I knew what bluesky was like no I don’t and neither should you 1170
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026People pissed me off fifty eleven times at work today but look at HIM 🥹 0380
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026some of yall just neeeever shut the fuck up, huh? 0202
nalgona @hippobottomus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026the long weekend has the lands between calling me like I’m on speed dial 050
Reposted by nalgonaspooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026shaving you pp bald should be a crime 4734
