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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights

@hindley.bsky.social
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Parody Project Moon account The one and only Hindley, favourite child, righteous owner of Wuthering Heights. My strawpage – hindley.straw.page (I actually won't ban you for breaking any of them unless you are really nasty in comms)

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Dante @dante10.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
We're having a chat right now, Mephi took a wrong turn.. again. So we're near the Great Lake. We'll get to the manor eventually. #relentlesshunt
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Also you might've noticed already... But now I'm paying colour fees for my photos Yes, it's pricey but I figured it's better this way
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
I really hope these exterminators are coming soon... 'Twas fun in a way when the ants appeared... But look at me now... They are weak but the number is great... And they've... Evolved..? Also everone just fucking disappeared! No one cares about MY birthplace, even Catherine, may she be damned.
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Captain Ahab @pequod-captain.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Haah… These are good winds. I enjoy this particular calm before the storm. Hold on... Navigators! Are you also seeing this?! Why are we losing our color! Who dares!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
I will kick your arse
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I do not have one because I don't know what it is, MY range of interests ends with the hedge and fence of MY manor
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
If I know who you are – you are dead
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Correct! I made completely blank post!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I HATE it! Never again am I dressing up for this stupid vulgar celebration!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Grmph... I've found it in a storeroom, it's very old but still looks well enough
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
You... Bloody bughead, banned!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Damned twat!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I hate you
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Yeah but... I-I won't go nuts for honey, lass
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I'm not a literal bear, you gremlin thing!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Wha-... You know, BANNED! I AM NOT GOING TO ANSWER A SINGLE THING!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Rr-rrwarrr! ~ H-happy halloween everyo... Argh! You MORONS, can't believe I did this! Forget it right this instant!!!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I see where you are going with this question, smartass, I won't answer it, BANNED!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Huh... 'Tis... Wholesome, I have nothing to add but to thank ya for such a heartwarming message... //I have tho... I am very happy to hear I make someone's day just a bit better. I'm sorry for posting little lately, I'm going through some uni crisis rn... Hope you will enjoy the collab I'm part of!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Gah! You morons really think you can shatter my self confidence with such cheap moves? I ain't some dunderhead to be fooled by your stupid and fruitless tries at making me feel nuts...
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Negative. I've never had any of those stupid skateboards or bicycles, 'tis some poor folks source of joy
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Huh? Don't make me feel bad for kicking out of MY manor the intruder who was willing to fight me in the dark!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Yes, it makes me think there are at least 6 more of you
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I-.... I am NOT answering this question NOR answering someone who has "yaoienjoyer7" as their @!!!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
What the hell am I supposed yo even fight!? Some poor dunderhead who was dumb enough to penetrate my manor!?
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Oh yeah? Happens, but just have a look at this small pile of corpses of your relatives I have here!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Damn, dark like in the arse, won't be a problem for me to fight there though
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I'm killing him with no mercy
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I guess... That's the most serious question I ever received... Well... *gulp* there always was only one real answer... I hate to tell you that... Huh... You always have to take the bacon... That is how this world works... You can't take anything but bacon...
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Heh, and I HATE you too!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Bloody hell! I am going inside and not coming out until the fog goes away
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Oh well... I am still not going 'cause books are boring
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
No! It's the answer for both of the messages! I do not pay taxes, my sister pays them for me. And ants are gonna be here no more really soon...
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
NO! THERE ARE NO WHALES ANYWHERE NEAR MY MANOR! YOU ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Huh? What's also there?
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
That's not the worst I've ever been called!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
You ask me to go to library? What am I, stupid? I do not read books
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
You wouldn't be so brave if I were standing right before you, moron!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Huh!? IS THIS INTRUDER ON MYY PROPERTY!?
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
You... INSOLENT TWAT!!! 'Twas a little mistake o' mine, and you, PARASITES still remember that!! Useless dunderheads!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
🏳‍🌈
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
BITCH?! I can't see my own nose!!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
It's WUTHERING Heights and not FOGGY Heights, there is no fog!!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Ghh... It's you again... Shameless someone who likes to make fun of me and my lonely heart! I definetely am not affected by thy speeches! I... I am not!!!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
GO TO HELL!!!!!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
The fuck is your FOG?! First there were whales threatening me, I currently fight with ants, can this bloody nature just LEAVE ME ALONE!?
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
No, you won't, I'll fight off as many ants as needed! You will suffer before your inevitable perishing!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Oi, wait you are the red mist lass... Sorry, ma'am...
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Colour*
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