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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights

@hindley.bsky.social
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Parody Project Moon account The one and only Hindley, favourite child, righteous owner of Wuthering Heights. My strawpage – hindley.straw.page (I actually won't ban you for breaking any of them unless you are really nasty in comms)

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Dante @dante10.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
We're having a chat right now, Mephi took a wrong turn.. again. So we're near the Great Lake. We'll get to the manor eventually. #relentlesshunt
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Also you might've noticed already... But now I'm paying colour fees for my photos Yes, it's pricey but I figured it's better this way
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
I really hope these exterminators are coming soon... 'Twas fun in a way when the ants appeared... But look at me now... They are weak but the number is great... And they've... Evolved..? Also everone just fucking disappeared! No one cares about MY birthplace, even Catherine, may she be damned.
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Captain Ahab @pequod-captain.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Haah… These are good winds. I enjoy this particular calm before the storm. Hold on... Navigators! Are you also seeing this?! Why are we losing our color! Who dares!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I do not have one because I don't know what it is, MY range of interests ends with the hedge and fence of MY manor
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
If I know who you are – you are dead
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Rr-rrwarrr! ~ H-happy halloween everyo... Argh! You MORONS, can't believe I did this! Forget it right this instant!!!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Huh... 'Tis... Wholesome, I have nothing to add but to thank ya for such a heartwarming message... //I have tho... I am very happy to hear I make someone's day just a bit better. I'm sorry for posting little lately, I'm going through some uni crisis rn... Hope you will enjoy the collab I'm part of!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Gah! You morons really think you can shatter my self confidence with such cheap moves? I ain't some dunderhead to be fooled by your stupid and fruitless tries at making me feel nuts...
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Negative. I've never had any of those stupid skateboards or bicycles, 'tis some poor folks source of joy
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Oh yeah? Happens, but just have a look at this small pile of corpses of your relatives I have here!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I guess... That's the most serious question I ever received... Well... *gulp* there always was only one real answer... I hate to tell you that... Huh... You always have to take the bacon... That is how this world works... You can't take anything but bacon...
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Heh, and I HATE you too!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
No! It's the answer for both of the messages! I do not pay taxes, my sister pays them for me. And ants are gonna be here no more really soon...
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
NO! THERE ARE NO WHALES ANYWHERE NEAR MY MANOR! YOU ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Ghh... It's you again... Shameless someone who likes to make fun of me and my lonely heart! I definetely am not affected by thy speeches! I... I am not!!!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
GO TO HELL!!!!!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
The fuck is your FOG?! First there were whales threatening me, I currently fight with ants, can this bloody nature just LEAVE ME ALONE!?
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
No, you won't, I'll fight off as many ants as needed! You will suffer before your inevitable perishing!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
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Kali, The Red Mist @redmistofficial.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
...Got jumped cause of my red hair. Knew this would happen. Oh well. Their fault for thinking they stood a chance.
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Exterminators are coming real soon, I'll get rid of you, motherfuckers!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Nelly is a bitch who only spreads nasty rumors about me behind my back! And Heathcliff.... This rascal, this useless parasite... Do not bring up him EVER AGAIN! I don't even what to think about this shity son of the bitch! I truly hope he rots somewhere unburied!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
1) No, whales are too ugly to eat them 2) VERY funny of you to ask a T corp dweller about their favourite colour! But I'll tell you it's red! I think it looks dandy
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
No, they won't! Why!? 'Cause they DO. NOT. EXIST!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Oi, look here! 50 followers I got... I'll probably celebrate it with a bottle of good ol' liquor I got there! Thank ya'll!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Hey! Check out this cool coloured hat I just randomly found! Does it fit me?
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Oi look at this folk here, who walks like this? How stupid, innit? Dunderhead literally asks to be jum- . . . Oh... Well, never wear coloured clothes if you can't fight back, I guess... #TCorpIsCrazy #LimbusCompany
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MR. CRITICALJUSTICE @criticaljustice.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
“There is… a library… in The Outskirts…” “It caaame from old District L...” “And it’s been the ruin of many a fixer.” “And God, I know I’m one.” #projectmoon #libraryofruina
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
There are NO darn whales there!!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I... I kind of want to hate it, but I really can not... Grr... Thank you a lot...!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Huh!? Fuck you mean WHALES, stupid bloody fishes will attack MY manor!? The only body of water here is a swampy lake and I really doubt there are whales in it!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I rarely go outside 'cause there is nothing nearby MY manor. I used to love visiting amusement park but I am almost sure it's not there anymore, almost all entertainment facilities closed in the past few years, people have no time nor desire to go there.
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
You again! Shameless individual who keeps flirting with me anonymously! I... I am totally unaffected by thee coquetry!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Unfortunately, I do not at the moment 'cause I have no right to... Though I have a feeling it will change soon. The requirements are simple! 1) Absolute loyalty 2) Competence
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Huh!? What do you mean... I am not showing this atrocity here! The inventor of the G shall be perished
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Huh? Ya okay folk?
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Huh... Good thing people are starting to forget about this graceless substance
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Heh, that is correct! The parties I used to carry out were incredible! There was good wine, banquet with all kinds of appetizers and it was all in colour! Colouring the whole hall for a night was about 80% of the cost of said parties... They're still one of the most colourful memories o' mine...
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Huh? A bird? It's been a while since I last seen wildlife in this manor... I'll forgive thy rudeness and let you be
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Depends
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
I doubt that's the case... The ants are weak and MY butlers are good fighters... No match for me, 'course
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
It's been a day or two since I last seen Nelly but here she is, I guess she finally took out corpses of the ants Lass didn't say a single thing and she looked... Odd. I almost got the same feeling as in the dark corridor... I think I'm becoming paranoic, the rascal probably just wasn't in the mood
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Rita @theredmists.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
this is from august. but it’s relevant today #PMyume
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I tried coming down to the basement again but I swear it's much darker than last time, I should tell butlers to fix the lamps... Actually, when was the last time I saw any of the butlers..? I didn't make it to the door though, I got incredebly ominous feeling about stepping in the dark...
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Once I will know your name, you'd better run as fast as you can
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
"Boohoo my ant brother is dead" You want revenge!? COME GET IT, SHITY VERMIN! I SHALL SHOW YOU HOW DOES IT FEEL TO FACE THE MASTER OF WUTHERING HEIGHTS!
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Huh? Pages? Do I look like a librarian to you or what?
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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights @hindley.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Some people don't really need to walk this planet...
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