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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bloody right.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Charles Manson clearly just didn't realize you had to be rich to get away with this kind of thing. Anyone have an up to date count of suits pending or in action against OpenAI for various kinds of murder?
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is an actual medical fact, one of the universally true things about all humans.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Well, yeah, when we sell all the public stuff to our buddies they'll charge you more and more for it. How else are they gonna get richer, you silly goose?"
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never ever _ever_ the wrong time to be his victim. 😍
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Haha oh man wow you absolute shitheap. Mark Carney is Thatcher but prettier. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
cbc.ca
Canada's 4 largest airports to be opened up to private investment, Carney says | CBC News
Prime Minister Mark Carney says his government will open up Canada's four largest airports to private investment, but that Ottawa will maintain ownership of "underlying land and assets."
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bring him back! Bring him back! [ pounding table ] BRING! HIM! BACK!
An image of Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh heck a perfectly normal and wholesome jigsaw puzzle game? Sign me up babe!
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why do they still hold this when we know the winner?
The cover art for THE ULTIMATE DOOM, signed by the iD crew (including Donna!)
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A still of Bruce Willis as David Dunn in M. Night Shyamalan's UNBREAKABLE (2000).
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fascinating. I went about my day, did my work, and didn't bloody notice. Is this like how I can wear an N95 mask without dropping dead? Am I a superhero? futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
World Plunged Into Chaos as ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok Suddenly Go Down Simultaneously: "Finally I Can See the Sun!"
OpenAI's ChatGPT, Anthropic's Claude, Google's Gemini, and X's Grok mysteriously went down Thursday morning.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
These are rookie numbers, friends. Yeah there's bigger fish to fry but this takes a literal minute and is goddamned hilarious.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Don't doxx me Terry please, you said you wouldn't tell anyone how I live.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Who's taking bets on which one will be apologizing for indecent exposure / running a dogfighting ring / other?
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They've transcended the Torment Nexus, this is some kind of Torment Singularity.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My heavenly God. Even imagining the withering expletives Ellison would level at this malign idiocy made my hair curl.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The best of us.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I wish to withdraw my suggestion and endorse your original vision, I'm sorry I didn't SEE
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No disrespect to Mr. Rankin but I offer that Brandon Cronenberg may be the best choice for this project in terms of alignment of artistic values.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Gee, that's a neat bit of math after they applied for (and got) yet another rate increase this year to offset "rIsInG cOsTs". vocm.com/2026/08/03/f...
vocm.com
Fortis Earnings Rise in Q2
Earnings are up at electric and gas utility Fortis, which is based in St. John's and is the parent company of ...
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Guys this useless bag of shit we've been telling people is the future might keep losing money if you don't all play along with our lies, come on guys that would be real bad"
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Mr. St. Coeur is right, and Minister Tibbs - who is a PC, by the way - has displayed more moral fortitude this week than most politicians do in a lifetime. vocm.com/2026/07/31/s...
vocm.com
St. John’s Pride Condemns Comments Made to Environment Minister
The co-chair of St. John's Pride says one of the most important things allies can do is to shut down homophobi...
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What say you, @jekeep.bsky.social ? I'll admit at least being impressed with their shovelwork.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Shameful, craven pigs, every last one of them. Just when I had thought MUN had bottomed out entirely.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yes please, I'll take two.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'd be curious to know how one differentiates AI slop from the standard "two copies of American Psycho in a blender" posting of linkedin's traditional user base.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This remake of "It's a Good Life" really lacks the charm of the original.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's silly of me, but I can't help but imagine how all those simpering ersatz "tough guy" larpers in government would react to the Vanilla Godzilla there. Hegseth struggling to do a single pull-up while Ritchson barks off 40 sets of 80kg skullcrushers.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Laying some excellent groundwork here to blame the software when they're caught selling state secrets or whatever in a few months. Bravo.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's horrifying that we live in a world where acknowledging an ICC warrant for a war criminal is revolutionary, but also this rules.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Someone temporarily forgot the blue and white jersey rule of consequences I guess.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Desperately wishing Zidane would appear and headbutt about half the freaks off that podium.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Well I hope pattering after that bloated gasbag like a simpering puppy was worth whatever payout Gianni Baby got.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 19/07/2026
the "ok  imma fight ... damn X has hands" meme except it's "ok imma rig the world cup for argentina....  damn argentina sucks" with fifa
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Wile E Coyote manoeuvre.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
B'ys can anyone else see Tom Cruise doing a Flavor Flav hype jam for the start of the World Cup final? I'm worried my medication has worn off.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
BJ is both cool and good, and you can trust me when I say the world very much needs her yappin' - now more than ever.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You show me someone surprised by this article and I'll show you a narcissistic boss.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Heck yes man. I remember seeing that in the theatre with extremely low expectations and being fully delighted. It's an excellent time.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Revising my prediction, final is just Argentina, gets called for America, Trump wins Golden Boot, Golden Ball, Golden Glove, and Golden Calf. Gianni Baby steps down and is named King of Nevada.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If the world weren't in such hard shape there would be something sadly funny about these ancient, feeble creeps setting RFK Jr loose on the food safety department and then immediately dropping dead of explosive murdershits.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Seems like the Bone Farmer got to a whole fucking lot of spines out there hey
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
CiViLiTy ThOuGh
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My friend here is being kind, because he is extremely classy. Saying Graham "would" gleefully laugh at countless deaths is diplomatic, and I will bluntly add he _regularly bloody did_, because most people weren't people to him. Let him fucking burn in the lake he made newrepublic.com/post/202606/...
newrepublic.com
Lindsey Graham Has Bonkers Defense for GOP Not Denouncing Nick Fuentes
Senator Lindsey Graham told Jewish Republicans not to worry because the party was “killing all the right people.”
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sure wish I could use this for lottery numbers or something though.
A still of Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm in JURASSIC PARK. He peers through a rain-covered windshield and says "Boy do I hate being right all the time."
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If there was any heart in this world wicked enough to love Lindsey Graham, I am sorry. Not for your loss, I mean I am sorry for whatever horrendous curse could turn you against the very soul of humanity and lead you to the path furthest from the light of any god's love.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At this rate I'm fully expecting a final between France and Argentina to be called with America as the winner. Trump wins Golden Boot, Golden Ball, and Golden Glove. Gianni Baby resigns and is coincidentally named King of Puerto Rico.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There may well be a standard precedent for that, I'm a lay enough person that I wouldn't even pretend to be an expert on the Internet, but the whole sequence came across as terribly janky.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That interference call was really weird. Additional angle made the shove really clear, then the ref came back and said the push was before play (as in "wasn't relevant"), then called back the goal and got them to do the corner over? Weird, weird stuff.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jesus Christ folks, you can at least call him by his name.
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