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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Bring him back! Bring him back! [ pounding table ] BRING! HIM! BACK!

An image of Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Why do they still hold this when we know the winner?

The cover art for THE ULTIMATE DOOM, signed by the iD crew (including Donna!)

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Sure wish I could use this for lottery numbers or something though.

A still of Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm in JURASSIC PARK. He peers through a rain-covered windshield and says "Boy do I hate being right all the time."

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

England working on making a special shirt for their MVP presentation.

A picture of a spider cam similar to the one whose wire is entirely response for England's goal against Norway.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I highly recommend this T.Rex biopic.

A poster for Oz Perkins's LONGLEGS (2024).
Please note, I am being a silly goose (though it does contain T.Rex)

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Wow, and here I thought they were just enthusiastic hobbyists.

An excerpt from the article, reading:
"RNC says all members trained in IPV

All RNC members receive training in intimate partner violence, Myers said. This year, additional training was offered in Corner Brook and Labrador."

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I also met my forever companion on oh wait you said A _I_ M? My mistake.

An image from the 1995 videogame adaptation of Harlan Ellison's "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" showing the monolith of hatred representing the artificial mind AM

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

There's a bill making its way through parliament whose purpose is to create some degree of pricing transparency for groceries in Canada (www.parl.ca/DocumentView...) Anyone want to guess which sniveling little bootlicker (and those who follow his sad edicts) voted against?

A screenshot of noted sniveler Pierre Poilievre's nay vote on bill C-226

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Does anyone have a tally of how many deaths are on Sam Altman's hands now? floridaphoenix.com/2026/04/15/a...

An excerpt from the linked article, reading
"Want to tell me more about what you’re planning on using it for? I can help recommend the right kind of firearm or ammo,” it asked.

Ikner’s final request came in at 11:54, just three minutes before he opened fire on campus.

“What button is the safety off for the Remington 12 gauge?” The AI provided detailed instructions.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Reminder: That includes beating the shit out of bigots.

An image from "Superman Smashes the Klan", showing Superman lifting two piece of shit Klansmen off their feet.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to electricity. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence."

An image of Immortan Joe in MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. He stands with his hands on two levers which control the flow of water to the parched populace.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Sorry Mr. Mayor, just one quick question: What the _absolute fuck_? Are you hoping to hire the Christian Brothers to bring back that "moral fabric"?

A quote from Mayor Dave Aker, reading "Someone once told me that when the churches got out of the denominational education system, some of that moral fabric seemed to have disappeared"

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

This is not a joke reply, this guy rules. www.nfb.ca/film/project...

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

In the 80s, America produced about ten million videogames and action movies whose plot was "a decaying, perverted warlord has kidnapped the president of our country", and the Americans in them were the good guys. What a time to be alive.

A still from the BAD DUDES NES version, featuring a vaguely military guy saying:
THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY SEX OFFENDERS
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

No, of course not. Why would you s- oooh, oh right. From February of this year:

An excerpt from a news article reading "Guardian Media Group today announced a strategic partnership with Open AI, a leader in artificial intelligence and deployment, that will bring the Guardian’s high quality journalism to ChatGPT’s global users."

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

As a recipient of this book via an extremely thoughtful gift giver, all I can say is

The "SICKOS-YES" meme, crudely edited into dubious Latin. SPURCI, ITA.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Wintery romance you say? I've got you, doll. Fire up THE THING (1982) for all that and more.

An image of Kurt Russell and Keith David as Macready and Childs from THE THING (1982).

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Hey #nltraffic , the lights at Kenmount and Polina are flashing red. Morning Kenmount traffic trying to use a four-way stop?

An image of Sonny Landham as Billy in PREDATOR, solemnly intoning "We're all gonna die."

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Man I can't wait to see DOOBIE'S FROGDOGENSTEIN.

An image of Guillermo del Toro offering Oscar Isaac some direction on the set of FRANKENSTEIN, stood behind a beautiful human form under construction.
It has been thoroughly desecrated with the words "PILED HIGH".

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Playing through the Doom IWADs again. Tore (and ripped) through E1 & E2 on UV and said aloud "hmm, Doom is quite a bit easier than Doom II". Then I remembered Sigil I & II and realized that I am heading for a shitwrecking of legend. #JohnRomerosAboutToMakeMeHisBitch

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Man oh man that movie punches far above its weight class. I'm not even entirely sure they knew how hard it would go.

A three panel image in the style of airplane safety manuals, showing a man curled in the fetal position, turning onto his other side, and then a closeup of his face in a pool of tears. It reads
LIE DOWN
TRY NOT TO CRY
CRY A LOT

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Don't worry, we can remove tattoos these days.

A still from INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (2009). The camera looks up at BJ Novak and a knife-wielding Brad Pitt.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

My friend and fellow Noroi enjoyer (e-noroi-er?), may I offer you some Taiwanese delight?

A poster for Kevin Ko's INCANTATION (2022)

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Damn, how could I not mention literal King Ma Dong-seok in Train to Busan?

A still of Ma Dong-seok as Sang-hwa in TRAIN TO BUSAN

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

With America declaring "the idea of not liking fascism" as terrorism, I can finally report this violent, military-trained antifa agent. If you see Steve Rogers, call your local anti-anti-fascism bureau immediately.

The cover of Captain America #1 (1941), depicting Steve Rogers punching Hitler right in his fascist face like the terrorist he apparently is.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

St. John's once again delivers, with there apparently being nothing but the usual handful of shambling mutants at Metcalfe's "vigil" for Charlie Kir- oh I'm sorry, this one's for Charlie Kurk.

A screenshot of a Facebook post from local freak wrangler Dana Metcalfe, reading "Vigil for Charlie Kurk Newfoundland and Labrador".

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

In many ways, to be fair, the United States of America is responsible for a lot of things built in Afghanistan.

The infamous credit dedication from RAMBO III, edited to read "This BASE is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan"

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Super based redpill alpha males make hurting their feefees illegal #AlphaLife #NotDaShareZone

A horribly photoshopped t-shirt reading
SORRY
LIE-BERALS
MY
FEELINGS
DON'T CARE
ABOUT YOUR
FACTS

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Please let me congratulate Dr. Furey for keeping with the #nlpoli tradition of politicians jumping ship and landing directly in a post at a company that was given massive access to natural resources during their time in government. Everything's fine! newfoundgold.ca/new-found-go...

A screenshot of NewFoundGold's website, reading "New Found Gold announces Dr. Andrew Furey, former Premier of Newfoundland and Labrador, joining board of directors; strengthens management team with the appointment of new CFO and COO."

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

These aren't even OK computers anymore.

A photo, circa the mid 90s, of Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke sitting in front of an aggressively beige computer with a big thudfuckin CRT display.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Everyone: "So the shooter is a white male groyper and every word you and your propagandists said about leftist violence was a bald-faced lie, hey? Does this change your plans to have Kirk declared a Holy Martyr of Conservatism?" Trump:

An image of George W Bush delivering his infamous "now watch this drive", with the word drive crudely replaced by "BALLROOM"

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

The only thing I remember about Prometheus is Jacked Space Elvis. Should I revisit?

A picture of an Engineer from PROMETHEUS, a chalk white humanoid who is ripped as shit and whose face looks an awful lot like Elvis Presley's.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

MAHA Make America Hhhhrrrnnnnnggghhhh aaaarrgghhhh

A picture of roadkill aficionado RFK Jr, who appears to be trying to hork up some volume of maggoty bile.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Every medical professional: "Vaccines save lives." Guy who looks like Ric Flair after using The Substance and refusing to switch back for six months: "NoPe ThEy BaD aLl BaNnEd"

A photo of RFK Jr, seeming to stare into the distance at some kind of event. His clearly dead eyes are simply the portals through which his brainworms survey their new domain.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

If Dana Metcalfe is actually running for town council of Portugal Cove-St Philip's I'm sure residents are relieved to be able to vote for someone who will protect them from the government's secret space lasers (and/or the moon).

A screenshot of a Twitter post from local weirdo Dana Metcalfe, featuring an infographic filled with absolute fucking nonsense about "directed energy weapons".

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

BREAKING: RFK Jr cut from upcoming Mortal Kombat appearance due to gross misunderstanding of the concept of "Animality". Midway to make a donation to the Save the Manatee Club "as a step towards undoing the physical and mental harm caused by RFK's unsolicited 'application video'".

A terrifying photo of RFK Jr from Vanity Fair. In stark black and white, standing before three American flags, he is clearly bellowing some deeply fucked up shit. Probably something about how manatees love to be chainsawed and we shouldn't listen to "so-called experts".

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Alright @hankgreen.bsky.social , what's it going to take to get a @thelisagilroy.bsky.social Spencer bean? I can only hear "Don't ̶s̶p̶a̶n̶k̶ ̶ interrupt meee" in Spencer's voice anyhow.

An image of @thelisagilroy as Spencer (just a baby) from Very Important People.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

I just don't think this was the right guy to appoint as the Secretary of Health, you know?

A picture of the Yves Cloquet creature in NAKED LUNCH (1991)

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Sounds like it's time to start the postseason early.

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