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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Enshittification is really hitting all sectors, including back-to-school. You can tell Elmer's glue changed their recipe; it barely tastes the same anymore.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Just shoot the doors with a missile to open them

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I wonder what materials besides snow this could be repurposed into for other areas? Could go anywhere you want the character to visually leave a trail, I suppose. A grassy meadow, a muddy swamp, a dusty ruin, sandy dunes, volcanic ash, maybe some kind of slime?

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

99% of ancient Chinese emperors stopped drinking their mercury-based immortality elixirs just before they worked.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Reminds me of the dr pepper song

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Dabble/Dobbs | game dev creature @dabbleworks.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

FROG DANCE I was Seized By Inspiration from a song that @hillbillyal.bsky.social made and posted to the discord. Maybe I was just looking for An Excuse to not be productive. Perhaps I just like to use Emphasizing Capitalization these days. Who can say.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Wow, that is a Very Good Frog doing a Very Cool Dance.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Luckily poison can only reduce you to 1 hp

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Having hiccups is like taking periodic poison damage in a video game

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

It's so cringe to me every time a new game comes out and someone make a video criticizing some minute detail, like water splashing when shot, by comparing it to how it looks in Red Dead Redemption 2 or some other game. Huge loser behavior if that's how one informs their gaming purchases.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Cleaning your keyboard is a humbling experience

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I'm the type of person who always knows what day it is. Wednesdays. Thursdays. Mondays. Even Saturdays. I'm always right every time.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Imagine if the calculator app did a yearly recap. Calculator Summed Up: 2025. Your top three most used numbers were: 100, 24, and 67. Your favorite operation was: Multiplication! Tap here to download your history.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Weird racist people: "I'd rather watch Kid Rock because he speaks English!" Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

It was already too far when they went after Trans rights. It was too far when they demonized Diversity. It was too far when they spread lies and slurs about Autism. It was too far when they gutted Education. It was too far when they eliminated Foreign Aid. Our humanity has gone too far.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

This just isn't normal. It's not normal to open your social media on a weekend or turn on the tv and watch a person die. Alex Pretti was killed in cold blood, and predictably, our government is lying about the facts, painting him to be a violent terrorist. He wasn't. The video doesn't lie.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I'm not a person who wants to be making political posts. I don't even really have a platform to speak to. I want to play video games and have a boring life. But I can't just sit by and watch more and more people get murdered by our government and stay silent. ICE should be abolished.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I've literally never seen a barber video on the internet that wasn't ragebait.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

The lies in this country are insane. Renee Good, in fact, saved that ICE Agent's life. His piss poor decision making turned that vehicle into a deadly speeding weapon. Her last act was turning the wheel away from him, PREVENTING him from being injured. Her last words were, "I'm not mad at you."

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

I should be winning every time. This game is unbalanced.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

I mean, what are they supposed to do, NOT use bows?

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Steam reviews be like: NOT RECOMMENDED -893 hours played I got this game for free as a kickstarter backer. The graphics are gorgeous and the story is beautiful. Dont waste your time though, the game has been trash since bows were nerfed to the ground in the 1.2.5 update. The devs should be killed.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

LOL, what are they smoking at the White House, and what are they smoking at IGN. "Two betrayals." I want off the ride now, please.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

23 flavors? ✅️ 24-25 flavors? ❌️ Dr. P flew too close to the sun on this one.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

These are great for when you're craving a Dr. Pepper, but want it to taste like shit.

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Dabble/Dobbs | game dev creature @dabbleworks.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Get excited, we're doing one of these again. I've been busy and have some fun stuff to show off. See you Sunday night!

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Everyones talking about the raptor tomorrow. I cant wait. Dinosaurs are very cool and theyre finally almost here. I hope theres a pterodactyl and a triceratops.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I already can't stand how comfortable people are using Chat GPT to do their thinking, but when they call it "Chat GBT," it makes me die a little inside. You've outsourced your brainpower to a program that you don't even know the correct name of.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Why is it a social etiquette to knock on a public bathroom door AFTER trying the handle and finding out it's locked? Do you have to hear a response from someone inside before just going to another toilet? How could that possibly benefit anyone? I will never understand the logic there.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

If you're taking too long and there's a huge line, the self checkout should kill you. If you're trying to go in the "out" door while people are leaving, the door should kill you. If you park like shit the parking spot should kill you. No, I'm not irritable this morning. Why do you ask?

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Superhero: "If you don't stop destroying New York City soon, Dr. Death, you'll leave me no choice but use my REAL power to MAKE you stop." NYC resident, a mother of 5 whose minivan has been crushed for the third time this year: "...your what?"

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

You should check out a puzzle game called Lingo 2. I had the same experience of thinking about it while lying in bed every night until I beat it. Lingo 1 is also really good, but the second one really stepped it up.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Detectives in every True Crime documentary: "This case was unlike any other homicide I'd ever seen. Once I saw the victim was a young, beautiful white woman, I knew I would stop at nothing to find the killer. I never worked as hard as that in my entire 35-year career."

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Top 5 contributors to the world's plastic pollution: #1. Coca-Cola #2. PepsiCo #3. Nestlé #4. The water bottles on the floor of your car. #5. Unilever

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Tap. Hit. Bang. Pound. Crush. Crack. Split. Smash. Maybe it's just me, but it seems like the euphemisms for having sex keep getting boulder.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

I saw a headline about Norman Reedus' son getting arrested, which I haven't really looked into the details of. But the important thing is I also learned he named his son Mingus. Mingus Reedus. That's crazy.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

We almost had Silksong, Deltarune, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2, Metroid Prime 4, and GTA 6 all come out in the same year. Half life 3 confirmed?

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Do you think the Tooth Fairy has scheduling issues with the seasonal workers like Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? Or is there like a union for people who break into childrens' homes and leave things?

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Hot dog buns are not very good at being bread. Bottom tier bread easily.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Contrary to what people may tell you, taking candy from a baby isn't as easy as you think. Those people only know weak babies.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Baldur's Gate 3 had such good voice acting. First off, the cast is just very talented. The chemistry between the PCs is real. You can tell there was strong direction and editing. In a game with so many choices, it's a testament that all paths, all versions of those characters, feel genuine.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Saw this on the bulletin board at work today.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Does The Paintress from Claire Obscura: Expedition 33 knows about leap year? What if you're born on Feb 29? Or is she operating on her own internal calendar? Also, it must suck being born the day before the number changes. Then, when you're older, you only get to be the max age for one day.

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