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Hilda Ogden

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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 5h
They wish it was Su Pollard.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 5h
Catching up on this week’s #Corrie.
Sarah-Lou’s former gentleman-caller’s estranged son.Sarah-Lou’s feisty barrister.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 5h
He so has. You just can’t see it yet.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 5h
She lacks Billy’s aplomb, though. And his fabulous webbing belt in a cacophonous shade. And the tin of travel sweets he’s forced into the pocket of his slacks.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 5h
This character was SO important to me when, as a child myself, I watched her. 😍
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 6h
Catching up on last night’s #Corrie. #AcornAntiqes
The hairy hand of Kitty Green, up to his sweeping lashes in Roy’s Rolls’ cappuccino, declining a sensibly labelled contact’s call on his mobile (which is an Android from the rear, but which has today morphed into an iOS device).The smoothly golden hand of Acorn Antiques’s towering Mister Clifford, holding aloft an otherwise blank sheet of paper hand-labelled JEREZ CHEQUE, with an almost David Hunteresque flourish.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your Ivy Tilsley gif is needed here.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, for the love of God. #Corrie
Mrs Walker expressing her feelings towards the Coronation Street and Corriedale character Jodie. Amongst those feelings is a hope that the next time her name is mentioned, it is George commenting to Todd that nobody collected her ashes, before moving on to a comedy aside about Carl’s funny trousers/hotpot/the best way to clean Ribena off antimacassars.
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Christopher Anstey @chrisanstey74.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m hoping that it’s Patrice Podevin.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This suggestion has coloured my whole year.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m dismayed to learn of Audrey’s cross-channel beau. Unless, of course, we get the Miss Popoff EuroTunnel storyline we so richly deserve. Obviously featuring Lewis’s raffish Parisian cousin. #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Corrie #AcornAntiqes
Sam’s crypto-currency shame. Mrs Overall’s sales patter.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very strong pyjamas.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’d expect nothing less.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unexpected Mrs Mangel tie-in in Weatherfield General. #Corrie
Eva bravely reclining in a hospital bed, having had her bumped head mended with vinegar and brown paper. A signed picture of Vivean Gray, in the cardigan and plaid shirt dictated by the Melbourne climate, taken from the website 80s Actual. Original Helen Daniels content.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Further evidence of shoddy laundry routines in tonight’s #Corrie. It’s as if Tim is launching the pegs directly into the hot tub. In spite of the jolly peg-bag. Slapdash.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does anybody in #Emmerdale remember that time that - during his kidney stealing era - big-chinned Joe Tate caused the death of several end-of-contract villagers and some damage to stunt limousines?
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was thinking more giant-honeypot era Winnie the Pooh. With or without Piglet.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Given her usual levels of accessibility, I’m surprised that Doctor Gadass didn’t slither down the Platts’ chimney at breakneck speed when summonsed to administer to Shona’s Stage 4 Gaslightitus. #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Genuinely saw Putin on last night’s YT #Corrie thumbnail.
YouTube’s Coronation Street thumbnail for 15th September, appearing to feature Mary in a coquettish cat mask, Brian (or a lesser bespectacled body-double) as a Scooby Doo villain (pre-reveal, glasses over sheet), and Little Nicky as a psychopathic despot. Or perhaps just Bisto-based hi-jinks, hopefully without Jodie.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Generous outlining.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe the sale of the Faircloughs’ other house to Chalkie Whitely? I bought a house a couple of years later (in the south of England) for a similar sum and this was my yardstick. Curly, not Chalkie, that is. Sadly.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It was ‘92/93, for about thirty grand.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My money is very much on it having been Ray who poked an eclair through Ken’s curtains.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lily Platt has never seen so much as a second of Muriel’s Wedding. #Corrie #CatchingUp
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I know he’s shaved that horrid tufty beard off, but why on earth has Abi got her arm round Little Kev? #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I would argue that, even when up to the elbow inside a marrow, she remained so.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Whilst not a Christian, Deirdre was a definite goer.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is tonight’s #Corrie entirely dedicated to signposting Little David’s impending baldness?
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In fairness, Ryan Hawley looks more like Robert than Patsy Kensit looks like Sadie.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Picture four is a create-your-own-caption opportunity, if ever I saw one.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
DOCTOR FUCKING GADASS #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I bet you would.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What an aspiration!
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A tradition expertly continued by Daniel, whose next wife should die in an Instagram-related challenge showering sparks from her arse, on a live-stream watched by Hope Stape and Eva Driscoll.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Steady thy laden head, Val. #Corrie #TheirPeterAndTheirSusan
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Welcome the season of mists and mellow fruitfulness with the cautionary tale of Valerie Barlow! #Corrie #ClassicCorrie #CoronationStreet #CorrieCalendar
Detail from September in a handmade Coronation Street calendar, where sodden-haired Valerie Barlow takes a landline call whilst fannying with a fused plug using a potato peeler. In Casualty-level foreshadowing, she is watched over by a glowing electric-bar heater (at height), which is licking the massively flammable periphery of The Weatherfield Gazette.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hideous.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
OMFG
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If only ITV didn’t always showcase those A series Samsung phones.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bravo, Jimmy. #Emmerdale
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Slightly aroused by Mary’s pancake technique. #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh, Brian. #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The most entire embodiment of Wilde’s Lady Bracknell, ever: Doris Speed, playing herself, playing herself.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I won’t hear a word against Brian, obviously.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sally Metcalfe, in an oblivious state of ludicrous puff, being regarded with appropriate levels of incredulity by Roy Cropper (in beige anorak with brown detail, beneath which he has a shirt under his winter woolie) and Brian Packham; a symphony in shades of muddy blue. All three are at the secret end of the Rovers bar, and there’s a solitary strand of tinsel over that picture of a wherry by the fruity.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No one could argue that there wasn’t the odd hole in proceedings, but the ludicrously generous Rovers’ staff line-up is, at worst, glorious. #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Team Nicky T.
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