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Hilda Ogden

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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Corrie #AcornAntiqes
Sam’s crypto-currency shame. Mrs Overall’s sales patter.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unexpected Mrs Mangel tie-in in Weatherfield General. #Corrie
Eva bravely reclining in a hospital bed, having had her bumped head mended with vinegar and brown paper. A signed picture of Vivean Gray, in the cardigan and plaid shirt dictated by the Melbourne climate, taken from the website 80s Actual. Original Helen Daniels content.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Further evidence of shoddy laundry routines in tonight’s #Corrie. It’s as if Tim is launching the pegs directly into the hot tub. In spite of the jolly peg-bag. Slapdash.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does anybody in #Emmerdale remember that time that - during his kidney stealing era - big-chinned Joe Tate caused the death of several end-of-contract villagers and some damage to stunt limousines?
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Given her usual levels of accessibility, I’m surprised that Doctor Gadass didn’t slither down the Platts’ chimney at breakneck speed when summonsed to administer to Shona’s Stage 4 Gaslightitus. #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Genuinely saw Putin on last night’s YT #Corrie thumbnail.
YouTube’s Coronation Street thumbnail for 15th September, appearing to feature Mary in a coquettish cat mask, Brian (or a lesser bespectacled body-double) as a Scooby Doo villain (pre-reveal, glasses over sheet), and Little Nicky as a psychopathic despot. Or perhaps just Bisto-based hi-jinks, hopefully without Jodie.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lily Platt has never seen so much as a second of Muriel’s Wedding. #Corrie #CatchingUp
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I know he’s shaved that horrid tufty beard off, but why on earth has Abi got her arm round Little Kev? #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is tonight’s #Corrie entirely dedicated to signposting Little David’s impending baldness?
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
DOCTOR FUCKING GADASS #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Welcome the season of mists and mellow fruitfulness with the cautionary tale of Valerie Barlow! #Corrie #ClassicCorrie #CoronationStreet #CorrieCalendar
Detail from September in a handmade Coronation Street calendar, where sodden-haired Valerie Barlow takes a landline call whilst fannying with a fused plug using a potato peeler. In Casualty-level foreshadowing, she is watched over by a glowing electric-bar heater (at height), which is licking the massively flammable periphery of The Weatherfield Gazette.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bravo, Jimmy. #Emmerdale
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Slightly aroused by Mary’s pancake technique. #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh, Brian. #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No one could argue that there wasn’t the odd hole in proceedings, but the ludicrously generous Rovers’ staff line-up is, at worst, glorious. #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Also enjoyable: Shanice waiting to deliver her line.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Same. #Corrie
Forty-five year old Nicky Tilsley lapsing into his classic Mike-Yarwood-does-Prince-Charles facial expression, in the Rovers. More Nicky in the Rovers, appearing to swallow a doughnut, in front of one of those lamps that looks like it smells. He is outlining his feelings about pipe-cleaner-puppet gangster (and wanton inexplicable chuckler) Idris.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
RODNEY! #Emmerdale
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I misread this as "ITV staff'. Entirely expected in their case.
A BBC News screenshot, featuring headshots of cheery medics above a headline declaring "IVF staff accused of misleading UK parents about sperm and egg donors in northern Cyprus".
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This did not disappoint.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Catching up with this week’s #corrie, and desperately hoping there’s been another murder. 🤞
Nicky Tilsley, relaxing in beige and brown velour-waffle leisure-wear, looking as fresh-faced as the next forty-five year old.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Here’s the code for my Weatherfield County themed Fantasy Football league that no-one from Bluesky joined last year because: football. #Corrie 5ci7ro
Our Brian, Gail, and Nicholas Paul Tilsley, with Uncle Andy and (controversial godmother choice, harlot and slattern) Auntie Elsie. They are celebrating the beginning of some kind of interminable football series, overseen by kindly, wise, Father Harris, who is fresh off the set of Grease.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Did anyone actually see Sarah Lou being assaulted? because it looks suspiciously like pash-rash to me. She’s always struggled to go without affection for five minutes, and I’ve seen Prisoner Cell Block H. #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
August. #Corrie #CorrieCalendar #YorkshireDay
Becky Granger in triumphant wedding pose, surrounded by Maxine and Ashley in sickening pre-Doctor Matt gooiness; Liz haloed by a 24-Hours-In-Police-Custody exhibit, complete with pearl necklace and an agog Deidre; a coquettish Gail Potter, her heart full of hope, her virginal silhouette overshadowed by Our Brian’s enormous bouffant; cheery Bet Lynch submitting to Alec Gilroy’s grubby schemes under the gaze of Cherie Blair’s dad; and Rita trying to remain patient with shellshocked Mavis Riley, who can’t possibly go through with it; all in a poorly laid out August Corrie calendar display that “looks like something rejected by the Weatherfield Recorder” (copyright: Christopher Anstey).
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hair transplants are marvellous nowadays. #Corrie
Peak Billy-Ray Cyrus in the visits hall/recreation area/pool room/dining suite/library of HMP Weatherfield.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Byker Grove vs Denton Burn
Sagacious problem-solver and bold knitwear-lover Kelly, from Byker Grove. Hot-pant clad performative jogger Andy from Denton Burn-ham.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Todd speaking for us all here. #Corrie
Todd - in a lovely skinny coral tee - cautioning jumper-clad Summer over her Theo-chat, on Eileen/George/Christina/Mary’s tiny sofa.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Terry Wogan in safari suit jacket, showcasing the ultimate in masculine wigs.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#Corrie #WatershipDown
Sleepless children’s favourite Bigwig from bucolic seventies felt-tipped slasher Watership Down.Big-faced uninterested Barlow-snogger Ross-somebody from Corrie.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Any excuse to post this.
A 2020 screenshot of Twitter, in which I detail having been blocked and abused by Vicky Entwistle in response to making a joke which wasn’t even at her expense. 

She deleted the abuse, but never loosened the block.

It remains amongst my proudest moments.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Tonight’s #Corrie, though.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
For the love of God somebody please explain fingering to Cain Dingle. #Emmerdale
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I felt quite seen in Lewis’s reaction to the holiday in last night’s #Emmerdale. But then it turned out that, rather than a completely relatable response due to his autism, he was just being silly. Great stuff.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Are there no lesbian dishwashers in Weatherfield? #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
[ORDERS DEED POLL]
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Catching up on last night’s #Corrie.
Mr Benn preparing to give Dev Alahan What-For. Dev Alahan outside 52 Festive Road.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Last night’s #Corrie, though.
Mavis and Deidre suspended in speechless whatthefuck?ery.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Look out, #Emmerdale has been infected by a dose of the contemporary-Corries.
Pointless Tate-adjacent Gabby - who Kim would have long-since gutted and spat out the bones of - looking at a mobile phone in Home Farm's granitesque kitchen-diner.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Simon Armitage being on House of Games has blown my mind. (Although Carol Ann Duffy would have been better. I assume they had to shelf her week for excess swearing.)
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Early noughties' era Martin Platt in full-blown Britpop-Lite style, having his ear chewed off by harried wife Gail at the breakfast table. Shortly after this image was captured, he undoubtedly released his signature tttssssssstttttttsssss emission.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Catching up on last night's #Corrie, and part of me has to wonder if we are actually supposed to believe Gary killed Theo? I'm quite happy to believe that. I'm less than willing to care, though.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Catching up on last night’s #Emmerdale, and praying Curly Watts hasn’t crossed the Pennines with his bobby of a wife.
DS Reid of Hotten Constabulary, understandably pretending she was never Mrs Emma Watts, but failing to explain why she isn’t an Inspector in Newcastle.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
(Ideally without any humour, obviously)
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
More episodes entirely devoted to hallucinatory villains, red murder herrings, and insulin-based suicide attempts, please, #Corrie.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Weatherfield’s new DI has quite the look of Eva Braun - a (nother VW) line I fully expect a character to utter in the coming weeks. #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Poor Rob Mallard must have quite the headache after Daniel’s week of frenzied self-righteousness. No wonder the camera operatives keep having to climb up trees and hide in holes to film his flailing limbs. #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Rather than Fathers’ Day itself, something which constantly reminds me about the death of my father is the deluge of enquiries as to whether I’d like to opt out of being reminded about Fathers’ Day.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
“An ox in popsocks.” #Corrie
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I just received an email entitled Start June With Your Contact Lenses Sorted.
Deirdre Barlow, who has other things on her mind than contact lenses, and who knows June has already started.
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Hilda Ogden @hildaogden.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Finally. #Corrie
A (long-) post-Coronation Street image of beautiful Alan Rothwell, detailing his year of birth and death, as tribute in this evening’s episode’s outro.
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