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Alastair Schouten

@hilarityunit.bsky.social
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Snappy bio? We have clearance Clarence. What's my vector Victor? Crohn's disease: come for the irritable bowels, stay for the boiling skin & fucked up lungs. Hong Kong born Scot with an Irish passport and a Dutch grandfather 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇳🇱🇪🇺

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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@robbiemcewen.bsky.social Robbie, that wee outage a few km from the finish today resulted in this 👍 Definitely going to print this one & hang it on my wall bsky.app/profile/hila...
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Digital serendipity. About 5k from the finish of stage 1 of the #RenewiTour & the heavens opened up & for a second we were treated to this 👍 #glitch #glitchArt #cycling #tntSports #digital #dititalArt
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@pippayork.bsky.social Pippa really enjoying your comms on the Arctic Race, without doubt the most scenic race on the calendar. However I have a minor gripe (mainly about your colleague whose name I've forgotten 🤦‍♂️): an archipelago is a group of islands. So as you cross one of those impressive
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Self portrait via drone
Aerial view of four park benches arranged in a 2 x 1 rectangle with a person sitting on one and looking down to his phone. The benches are made of old skis. The grass is partially parched.
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Elvers, lots of them. In 18 years of regular walks along the Dee at Banchory this is the first time I've seen eels in the river. Usually this wee pool is full of salmon small fry at this time of year. BTW a salmon parr puts in an appearance (bottom left) in the last second. #30DaysWild
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Rome: undoubtedly the only place in the world where you can circumnavigation an entire country on foot in less than an hour #VaticanCity
Northern wall of the Vatican City Eastern wall of the Vatican City North East wall of the Vatican City St Peter's Square
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@brismithy.bsky.social Brian, Magnier was in the third group; we were roadside at the 35 k point
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
🇬🇧 British Political Spectrum Quiz My result: Eco-Socialist Economic: collectivist Social: progressive Sovereignty: strongly cosmopolitan Military: anti-interventionist Authority: libertarian Constitutional: strongly reformist Take the quiz: quiz.jmoxley.co.uk
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British Political Spectrum Quiz
Find out where you sit on the British political map across six dimensions.
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Dreich but not drookit for my hike round Loch Faskally, Pitlochry today.
Misty pine forest with fallen treesWee man made fishing misty loch looking primordial Hydroelectric dam set in misty glenModern visitor centre for Pitlochry dam
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A few normal pics from my walk by the Dee today
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Long slow drone vid of a wee trip up the River Dee at Banchory today.
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My annual Xmas eve post from this day 2010 when I managed to climb Lochnagar in stunning winter conditions. This was taken on the way back to Loch Muick #Scotland #winter
View over snowy Scottish mountains under a clear blue sky
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Today's hike was to a dreich Loch Lee and a view of my favourite place name: The Shank Of Inchgrundle. Inchgrundle is the white steading near the loch shore. The shank is the shallow ridge with a track winding its way up into the clouds. #Scotland #Angus
Scottish loch in dreary weather with misty hills in the background
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William Duguid @williamduguid1.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
'This graph should be a rocket up the independence movement's backside.' Robin McAlpine, via The National. archive.is/HNgmT
Robin McAlpine beside the graph showing the extent to which Scotland, despite being a rich country, exports its wealth.
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Close to peak autumness here on Deeside at the moment. Pity the sun didn't put in a show for today's #MTB ride in the Balmoral estate #Scotland
View downstream (east) along the River Dee with mountains in the background. View from the bridge in Braemar looking down on the Clunie Water, with trees in full autumn colour.View north over the Invercauld estate take from the Lion's Face viewpoint. The modestly named Invercauld House (it's a castle ffs) just visible on the extreme right.The Honka Hut (a timber lodge) with a small man made loch in front of it. Caledonian forest in the background.
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Well that's my reading sorted for the next few months. Isaac Asimov's best in machete reading order. I have read all but four at some point but all a long time ago. #asimov
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Meidas Scotland 🏴EU @sovereign.scot · 13/09/2025
Starmer, Sarwar, Prince Andrew, Mandelson, Rayner and Alexander resort to hiding following this week's revelations about their admiration of Epstein. Even the rats couldn't stand the smell of them.
picture of Keith Starmer, anas Sarwar, Prince Andrew, Peter Mandelson, Douglas Alexander, angela Rayner all walking inside a sewer with rats
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
@libbybrooks.bsky.social So your saltire flag piece today made no mention of the substancial Stand Up To Racism March today in Edinburgh. How can you live with yourself?
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
@severincarrell.bsky.social So your saltire flag piece today made no mention of the substancial Stand Up To Racism March today in Edinburgh. How can you live with yourself?
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The upper reaches of Glen Lethnot from today's MTB ride/push up to the Hill Of Mondurran #Scotland #Angus #MTB
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Pleased I managed a decent snap of this common darter (Sympetrum striolatum) while oot 'n' aboot today.
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Meidas Scotland 🏴EU @sovereign.scot · 26/08/2025
Great new article in The National by Laura Pollock on our FREE SCOTLAND FROM WESTMINSTER RULE campaign. Please share widely. "Scottish independence activists to launch campaign with one message" www.thenational.scot/news/2541749...
thenational.scot
Scottish independence activists to launch campaign with one message
A "long-term" Scottish independence communication campaign is being launched, with posters and banners already being distributed across…
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
@peterwalker99.bsky.social While this isn't exactly your area it would be good to see some MSM coverage of this report www.kingsfund.org.uk/insight-and-...
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What Can England Health Policy Learn From Scotland | The King's Fund
David Buck welcomes the Scottish government’s framework for population health, and argues that England needs an equivalent, despite the 10 Year Health Plan.
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
@severincarrell.bsky.social Look forward to your (or one of your colleague's) report about this informative report www.kingsfund.org.uk/insight-and-...
kingsfund.org.uk
What Can England Health Policy Learn From Scotland | The King's Fund
David Buck welcomes the Scottish government’s framework for population health, and argues that England needs an equivalent, despite the 10 Year Health Plan.
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
More drone goodness from N Harris. Hopefully Bluesky's compression doesn't ruin this #DJI #Scotland #jade
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Finally got to a location where I could make the most of the drone I got for Xmas: Hushinish in N Harris #DJI #Scotland
Ariel view over costal headland with white sandy beaches and jade coloured sea
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Did the Aberdeen harbour tour today and was lots of these 🐬
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
@talking-upscotland.bsky.social You might want to take a look at this - Scottish & N Irish engineers getting heat pump training bsky.app/profile/emil...
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Alan Ferrier @alanferrier.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Protesting against war is terrorism. Supporting a genocidal state is defence. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
River Dee really low again. Last time it was so low was just two years ago when I forded it three times (with my MTB)
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
As well as your std blue Bluebell we also have lilac and white varieties here in Banchory. There are quite a few patches of the lilac ones but I have only come across one patch of the white ones.
Standard blue BluebellsLilac coloured Bluebells White Bluebells.
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Mark McGeoghegan @markmcgeoghegan.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Here's a sneak peek at something I've been working on for a while: a cohort analysis of support for Scottish secession, seeking to offer (early) evidence on whether voters grow more unionist as they age. The answer (thus far) is no.
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The MS Solong docked in Aberdeen south harbour today. BTW the jack-up behind is the Maersk Intrepid with its ~200m legs.
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Clachnaben yesterday. First proper hike since I sprained my knee in September. Views would have been even better if it wasn't for all the muriburn going on.
View west from the summit of Clachnaben. Smoke in the air caused by muriburn. For non-Scot muriburn = environmently vandalism by grouse moor owning twats. View of summit tor of ClachnabenView to summit tor of Clachnaben ftom the standard eastern approach View south from Glen Dye with Char bothy in the foreground
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Talking-up Scotland @talking-upscotland.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/02/26/w...
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Why is BBC Scotland not reporting latest crime figures? Because it’s down and murder has plummeted 17% in last 5 years?
Murder and culpable homicide down 17% over the last 5 years and down 18% in the last year Homicide rates in Scotland – the longer term trend The Talking-up Scotland fund raiser closing on Fri…
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The River Dee at Banchory today at lunch time.
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Still getting the hang of my drone. This is the view downstream of the River Dee in Banchory. The A93 and the Deeside Railway to the left, with Cairn-mon-earn on the horizon centre-right. Taken yesterday. #DJI
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Guess who got a drone for Xmas. While it is second hand and a few years behind the latest tech it is still an amazing bit of kit. Going to take me some time to master (for instance this a grab from the video rather than a proper photo).
Snowy aerial view south over the River Dee (the Aberdeenshire one) taken from Banchory
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Getting to be an Xmas eve tradition for me: on this day 14 years ago. The outflow of Loch Muick as the sun set on an extraordinary day.
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Hung two new presents to myself. Loch Eanaich & Braeriach in the first floor landing, and The Devil's Point from Sron Riach in the living room (to go along with last year's present of Loch Muick)
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Spot the bike 🪵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Large log pile next to forestry track, Slewdrum forest, Aberdeenshire.
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
One for #InternationalMountainDay View southish from Bidein a' Ghlas Thuill to Sgurr Fiona (both bits of An Teallach) taken on 14 April 2014 #Scotland
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Our garden on this day 14 years ago #snow #Scotland #Aberdeenshire
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
@merin31.bsky.social Good to see you over here 👍
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Cullen and Bow Fiddle Rock this morning 🌊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Also wife, friend and me taking photo #1
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Lossiemouth east beach this morning. AI "enhanced" view east & unenhanced view west to the town 🌊🏄‍♀️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 There were at least 40 surfers. Ambient temperature was ~5°C
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Visiting Cullen
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Alastair Schouten @hilarityunit.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Seeing as I don't get out as much as I used to here is one from Glen Derry, January 2012 #Scotland #Cairngorms
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