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Maria the Mutt

@hikikomaria.bsky.social
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| 20 | She/It | Call me Maria/Marcy | yet another PNW poly lesbian | 🔞MDNI | ΘΔ dogcow chimerathing |

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Alice @alicemujica.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We gotta get other gay sex majors cause only having Frosty Fuckings makes people crazy right before it. We gotta get people ok Condom Breaker, Slashbackshots, and Boston Nude Beach Episode to tame their rampant horniness.
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Maria the Mutt @hikikomaria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the rat king needs a "rats rats, we are the rats" line where it splices in a random name from another voice line each time
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marika 🔞🪳🤍 @tsukumojuku.idcrisisangel.ca · 02/10/2026
good post
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Maria the Mutt @hikikomaria.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Maria the Mutt @hikikomaria.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
deadlock finally adding the rat king so im blasting some thematic tunes to celebrate youtu.be/9KKGbNotMVo?...
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King Rat
YouTube video by Modest Mouse - Topic
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Maria the Mutt @hikikomaria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
time to see if this is as good as the streets say it is
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YAY enjoyer @arcaneclaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
trying to learn Mahjong genuinely feels like this
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Have one of the greatest video game intro cutscenes known to man.
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Maria the Mutt @hikikomaria.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me looking at my NEET oomfs now that the semester has started
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Reapermk: Roxas's Summer Vacation Ends
ALT: Reapermk: Roxas's Summer Vacation Ends
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penny @hexmani.ac · 22/09/2026
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Scramble Heart City @scrambleheart.city · 17/09/2026
SCRAMBLERS, REJOICE. Steam Playtest, tomorrow. 🌇 You will be able to crossplay with friends between browser and Steam all weekend! Wishlist now to support our indie tagteam fighting game, a labor of love drawn frame by frame. ⬇️
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Bela mopdog @belamopdog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Kinky cute
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
have no idea what the fuck SSBBW means so whenever i see it i go "ah yes, super saiyan big beautiful woman"
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Mids McConnell (They/Them) @holdbacktobark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can't believe my local is saving airdashers lmao holy shit
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
life is like a sandwich
no matter which way you flip it,
the bread comes first.
-ky kiske
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head
Sketch of a Mike Myers cat in the hat cosplayer staring intently at a poster of a sexy Ring lady
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🗝skele-tea @ comm queue @skele-tea.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Maid Knight for #maidday ⚔️ #adoptable #digitalart
Maid day adoptable: Woman wearing a maid dress with a split skirt and apron with armor with a sword and flag.
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💜Vicky Eris💜 @inazumakick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Maria the Mutt @hikikomaria.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yeah thats about what i expected lol. i am glad to see that the maryland in me hasnt been totally taken out by spending most of my life on the west coast
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey! Look over here! You can press the Ⓐ 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣 to make me shake my queer little ass.
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Mids McConnell (They/Them) @holdbacktobark.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The youth must be stopped
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Panic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
I take zero fucking pleasure in reminding people about this every time, but Lollipop Chainsaw is currently in the hands of some absolute losers and you should not give them your money. You should, however, check out the original 360/PS3 release because it’s a lot of fun! (Source in alt text)
As with the original, the new title aims to recreate a world rich in dark
humor. The development process will prioritize staying true to the distinctive tone and spirit of the original work, without imposing excessive creative restrictions in the name of DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion).

Source: https://bsky.app/profile/aftermath.site/post/3luoe2halnp27
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Maria the Mutt @hikikomaria.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what if instead of Frodo Baggins he was named Throwdo Taggins and hes a tag game grappler
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 02/09/2026
you are allowed to enjoy being complimented !!!!! and even to seek out compliments !!!!! that is okay !!!!! especially as a woman !!!!! who is also trans !!!!!
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Maria the Mutt @hikikomaria.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
hello weary traveler, it seems you have come upon my domain during the hallowed day of large breasts. well then i shall grant you sight of titties to grope with glee but only if you answer me these riddles three mwahahahaha
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Maria the Mutt @hikikomaria.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i think we as a society need to start using the term knockers to refer to breasts more often. it does a better job at advertising the best part of them, how fun they are to knock around
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Chococonisky (Commissions Closed) @chococonisky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dizzy from Guilty Gear. Never realized how much belt buckles her design had. I think she's up there with Seto Kaiba as far as belt buckle goes lol. -Commissioned Work from Vgen #guiltygear #dizzy
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Simmsy (COMMS OPEN) @simmsy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
update
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Princess Kiwi @brynkiwi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
illustration of a vampire maid girl (Adaline) reading a note in front of a pouting princess (Dahlia)

Adaline is speaking a skeet by Sarah Z:

The guards are hereby instructed to STOP referring the princess as guillotinebait
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Sudoku @sudoku.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
How it feels to be in a three person lobby in a fighting game
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
my vision for silver deadlock like and subscribe if you #grindart
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Rim_Jims @rimjims.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Lili (Tekken) - I never want to draw frills again, but the print came out nice 🙂
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moshimoshibe @moshimoshibe.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
beatrice
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Maria the Mutt @hikikomaria.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
one day ill make a post thats a real joke and not just "what if a thought was online?"
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Maria the Mutt @hikikomaria.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this is DCKOs time to shine
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
People are not bringing up the fact that refunding all the purchases made is kinda insane
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St. June, Star-Priestess @june.doggirl.net · 20/08/2026
formalwear fetish
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 19/08/2026
Honey, This Mirror isn't Big Enough for the Two of Us
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Maria the Mutt @hikikomaria.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the ultimate sign that ive matured over the last few months is that ive actually started considering using a separate nsfw account for really horny posts and reposts lmao
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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TYPE-MOON daily messages @type-moon-daily.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Today's lucky item: ... Maid dress.
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Catsukun - SHOP OPEN @catsukun.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Couldn’t decide on an outfit for this diva, Mitsuru you will always be famous
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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ESPN 8 just showed the nerf darts tag championships and the MVP was this woman with sunglasses and a dog collar in her official headshot
SeraNymphiaNerf
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Im just gonna make FGC2: The Search for More Money and gatekeep the fuck out of it
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Vicky @dynameld.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thank you Fujimoto very cool
Fujimoto thanked someone for drawing fanart of one of his works by replying with this: "WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! FANART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!!!! IM CUMMINGGGGG!!!!! AMAJING!!!!! IT’S WAY BIGGER THAN MY HUSBANDDDDDD’S!!! OH NOOOO!!!! I’LL SAY THAT AGAIN IN FRONT OF MY HUSBAND!!!!! NOOOOO!!!! NUGHH!!!! I expressed my joy in the style of NTR. Thank you."
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Maria the Mutt @hikikomaria.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
tokon beta is cooked for me so thats cool
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Silly dollthing (Alison!)🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sillydollthing.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Trans girls you MUST be nice to yourself it's literally objectively good for you and much less annoying for people who like pointing out nice facts about their friends
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Maria the Mutt @hikikomaria.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
got hit with a reminder that 18-19 year old me was a fuckboy who would talk to girls just to sext and nothing else. i am so glad that i have started becoming an actual human being over the last year or so
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