Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Podcaster talking about health longevity says "We don't see many 90-year-olds running on the pitch with their grandchildren on their shoulders." I don't think I could carry a 40-year-old very far either. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Hey, one of my favorite authors for me a clue in the NYT Crossword today 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Good thing for Benson I voted before I knew she was gonna make me come in for my license renewal. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Candidate Text: I write this between campaign stops . . . Translation: Some intern wrote this three weeks ago to send 26 days or so before the election . . . My translation: I should never have given directly to a candidate instead of my union PAC several years ago. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If English does not have a word for it the borrowed word has to be allowed in word games, like CENOTE, for instance. 010 1
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It is getting rough for R's . . .the old guys on the East side of Panera are talking about recovery from prostate surgery instead of politics. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I hope you feel sad, too, whoever left this guy behind. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Those numbers aren't right for o-linemen. I'm gonna have to quit this show for being too unrealistic. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm not sure why the debate about whether people have heard top songs crossgenre exists. If a song is good enough it will eventually be the background music on a Hulu ad. 020 2
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The probes in the earlier timeline wouldn't have had dilithium diamonds fwiw. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Protip: If you keep an electric lawnmower and 40V battery with you, you can use them to quickly check the fit of your noise cancelling earbuds. 010 1
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tigers are only on pace to give up 48 runs because they are the road team. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 18/09/2026An associate is carefully handpicking 4 jars of exactly the same pickles I'm using to get some small value from expiring credit card credits. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Because of my zip code I get a lot of Republican mailers and even without all the other bullshit I wouldn't want the empire run by people who are afraid of hyphens. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's a shame the slick leather jackets fell out of fashion in favor of 1960's retro in TOS. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I've got an old Yahoo Mail account I check every once in a while. I don't think it will make a comeback because they pop up some streak monitor over the controls you need after every fifth or tenth email you read or delete. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Passed a yard flag with bearded guy wearing a crown of thorns wiping hands and face on American flag. You can't wipe your blood and sweat on a US flag. Who does this guy think he is? 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I turned on the game to see an interview of two arbitrary guys- not to watch the game so this half inning is great. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Change: Other Drivers, my diet, and white supremacist Christian fundamentalists controlling government remain on my personal top five fears, but my new number one is children who are too young riding electric vehicles on sidewalks. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Soon all of my emails will be requests to evaluate responses to my previous emails. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Big overlap between "The Terror: Devil in Silver" fans and "Wizard of Oz" fans based on ads being served. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Going into a three game series with the Cy Young winner, a pitcher with. 2.70 ERA and a pitcher with an 8K/9 is going to be great. 100 1
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Update: I remain relentlessly opposed to religions getting exceptions to laws. Now when I attempt to mock them my religion will be centered not on Two Hearted Ale, but on M-43 Strawberry, which I should be able to enjoy at any any time regardless of prevailing liquor laws. 120 2
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 10/08/20262015- "I don't really wish harm on anyone." 2026- "The 'feet first through the wood chipper' notebook is full again. Can you bring me another?" 021 2
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If Trump can write an executive order telling doctors when to give vaccines does that mean all doctors are employees of the executive branch? Did we get socialized health care and I missed it? Cool! 010 1
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The last two weeks the Tigers sure have been messing up the expected win and loss column of the standings. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 07/08/2026College in 2024: You can't be in the 25-Year Club because you worked 24.5 years and wrote resign instead of retire on your severance letter College in 2026: Jeffrey(sic) A.(sic) Morford, would you like to pay to come to our party? Maybe not, guys. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Guy next to me at a financial advisor dinner (I got time and like filets) told me he had put all his money in physical gold and silver. If I'd have thought more quickly I'd have said all of mine was on frozen orange juice concentrate futures. 010 1
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I just walked past someone walking two tiny dogs and neither of them yapped or pulled on the leash towards me. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Mom yelling at 8 ish son for blocking 4 ish daughter on electric scooters in a race on sidewalk. Curmudgeon across the street wondering why the fuck you'd encourage novices to go that fast on sidewalks. 110 1
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Cabrera - longevity, power hitter Inge - bad hitter Whitaker - longevity Cash - power hitter Kaline - longevity 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Popcorn is healthful! Butter is healthful. Weird flavored salts are healthful? 100 1
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Let's talk about wild cards when the schedule is unbalanced, too. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Maybe the rally squirrel was from Baltimore. That explains the loss and why the squirrel didn't seem to know the neighborhood. 010 1
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The have chili dogs at a baseball stadium. @helmerroids.bsky.social 100 1
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Normally I don't like long, awkward interviews during the game. But, the way Valdez is pitching this inning I guess I'd rather watch the interview. 000 0
Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Only 2 is actually pretty good when you give up an error, a walk, a hit batsman, and a home run. 000 0
