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V-VII-V

@highkus.bsky.social
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I make dumb haikus Likes: cooking, gaming, coding Lean far to the left

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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Totally "not spon" Perfect gift from a close friend Can't wait to play this.
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Again, Fuck Cancer! Saying farewell yet again. He was a great man.
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Arresting Judges. It is unprecedented. Just like the last thing.... #haiku He needs to be un-presidented
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Day five of waiting Will she go into labor? We have no idea... #haiku #goatFarmer #impatience
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Pregnant little goat Keeping us waiting all day Where are your babies!? #haiku #stopEatingAndStartPushing #stubbornAsEver
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Wet and sticky mess A raw egg in my jacket Expensive mistake #haiku #inThisEconomy #chickenTender
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Bernie’s rallies must be going well.
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The four walls crumble Half of us celebrate Other half does nothing. #haiku The roof will crush us all when our foundation crumbles.
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This is not satire This literally happened The Onion is news. #haiku
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Man without a suit Stands unblinkingly with grace Facing storm of lies #haiku #saveukraine
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Tweets swarm as locusts Venomous lies coil and hiss The musk is putrid. #haiku It's nice when the prompt does 60+ percent of the work
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Belligerent lies Spewed by fascist tangerine We have fallen far.... #haiku
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Been less than three weeks It took Hitler under eight. The end of US... #haiku
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Not rocket science Meat birds are eight weeks old max. Layers are 26 min. #haiku It takes about 6 months for a female chicken to start laying. So when you slaughter all the birds in an area due to bird flu recovery is slower for eggs than meat.
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Nazi Phony Stark Dismantling our country Unelected ass...
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Late to the party The Wild Robot is great! Amazing even.
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I hated Sundays. Serving tables you get this. Worst patrons ever. #haiku One of my server friend collected all the different tracts he was tipped. It was the only joy those "holier than thou" baptists left in their wake. They were rude and entitled always.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
A while back I asked folks why they’re joining Bluesky and the most common response I saw was, “I just want a good place to get my news” and, yall, no. Bad. GET YOUR NEWS FROM THE NEWS PBS Newshour is FREE FOR EVERYONE. youtu.be/PMOYN8JWdUk?...
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
'He's just autistic' 'The Germans hold too much guilt' He's broadcasting it... #haiku Less than a week later and he is literally at a German fascist rally. He could be goose stepping in white ladder laced Doc Martin's and people would fall over them selves to defend his 'quirky fashion choices'.
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Watch out for your dogs.... She has proclivities and No moral compass
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"Have you Seen Kyle? Kyle is about this tall." Elon, Probably. /haiku Seriously there isn't anything Roman about that salute...
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Up at 6 A M Drive 3 hours for chickens My Kid's in 4H...
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The fat lady sang The orange menace, the last hope... Same guy who banned it.
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Bob Uecker has died 😭 The true Brewer's MVP Milwaukee will mourn
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Duh, dude! We all know. POTUS should have done something... Wish Bernie had won
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
A Lot of statements being made on Jan 20 Should have on Nov 5 /haiku Hot Take: I like where everyone's heart is at for these January 20th political statements, but if they had gotten out and voted we wouldn't be in this situation to begin with...
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Invisible Roo?! From my own experience... Sauron is preferred.
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
He takes office soon. One week until decline starts Why are folks cheering?
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"You shouldn't always Judge a book by its cover" Here it's okay though...
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"Braining is too hard" The motto of M T G Who votes for this bitch?!
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Hours cooking food 4 year old turns up her nose Super harsh critic
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It's "Insurrection" Not "Election-Reversal" All blame to Bezos
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It's sentencing day I doubt justice will be served... Orange man needs jumpsuit
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Strangers followed me. Politics? Cooking? Haikus? You'll get them all here.
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Easy recipe These Brazilian cheese buns Just 20 minutes Self imposed haiku requirement fulfilled. Here is the recipe. 1/3c olive oil 2/3c milk 1.5c tapioca flour 1/2c shredded cheese (gouda and parmesan) 1tsp salt Combine all ingredients in blender. Fill muffin tins 1/2 full. 15-20 min at 400°
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V-VII-V @highkus.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Crowd Sourced Fact Checking More Enshittification The Zuck bent the knee
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