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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Then you’d have Too Many Horses.

hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The height he needed to have a functioning parachute work it wouldn’t have mattered if he did it over water or over the ground. Same death. Jumping off the first deck of the Eiffel Tower with a modern parachute would probably also lead to death.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I left after Trump won again. Everything in my power not to give Elon or Trump any income off my eye balls.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The mayor of my town is Trump Epstein Gary Johnson.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I almost got mad because I thought you were going after my girl xuxa. But luckily I looked it up and didn’t remember how to spell her name.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He walks like it was built in a cave with a box of scraps.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Trump needs just a few more photo ops in front of flag-draped caskets before the midterms so he won’t be impeached again.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Fuckin the inflation crisis has hit Walmart hard.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

can i get an AMEN from the congregation bc this man is preaching

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A guy riding by on a little moped called, me on my moped style ebike, a “fag”. Bro I’m just trying to save money on gas not stumble into a weird culture war that I don’t care about.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ted Cruz eats from the kids’ menu.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Great idea Mr President make my car burn more fuel so I can buy more of your expensive gas.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Did they cast a new James Bond or something?

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It kinda is tho. It’s sad having a narcissist as president.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

On the plus side I don’t think Presidential pardons save you from The Hague.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The worst part is the only reason they are cooking the books is because they don’t want Trump to look worse than he already looks. They aren’t doing it to get maintain support for the war effort or anything like that.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’d personally want everyone to forget he ever existed.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Impersonating a federal officer and official obstruction can’t be real crimes.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Nintendo is not gonna be happy.

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I can’t wait to carve tiny mustaches on them :)…if I could afford them :(

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hiebs.bsky.social @hiebs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

You may not afford to eat but next summer you’ll be able to Forest Gump your way from the East American Ocean to the West American Ocean and be a proud American the whole way through. (You can’t afford gas either)

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