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The Ham War Rages On

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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 03/10/2026
it’s october 3rd 💗
Quote from *Mean Girls* (2004). Lindsay Lohan’s character says, “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It’s October 3rd.”
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Gordon Skramzy @gordonskramzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michael Tracey makes $38 more than I Hope You Suffer if anyone would like to sign up so we can make more than this dumb piece of shit. Get a shit ton on bonus episodes and know that money is used to support queer horror filmmakers and podcasts and shit. www.patreon.com/c/ihopeyousu...
Michael Tracey's patreon, showing he makes $138 a month lmao
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a cross building shootout and got my ass absolutely beat by a bunch of Lepers. Trench Crusade rules.
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But what if I bought the NWO Wolfpack bowling ball
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm behind on All Out but Bandido / Kofi should wrestle forever imo
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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s new Kongh day!!! I’ve only been waiting 13 years, nbd
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Having a good time with the Carcass Front box for Trench Crusade. Some great little freaks in it
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They're deploying Master Chief to the Strait of Hormuz
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Been feeling real Trench motivated lately. A couple of Janissaries for Those Who Believe
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Our relationship has survived its first clogged toilet, we are unstoppable
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 09/09/2026
Good night :-)
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Riley died and Power Trip said "Time to be EMBARRASSING"
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Incredible pic from Dynamite last night
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The thing about wrestling is that it whips ass
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 02/09/2026
The count from sesame street counting how many ropes youre blasting
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THE ART OF SKINNER @theartofskinner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Here's your afternoon goblin shark
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ospreay / Omega was fucking unreal, good lord
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yeah man, this album FUCKS. I wasn't sure Mastodon would have anything left to say after Hushed and Grim and I was WRONG
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
there’s nothin im gonna be able to say about Dolly Parton that you don’t already know. she is an inspiration. my kids have loved getting books in the mail from Dolly. you can donate to her imagination library here: donate.imaginationlibrary.com
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Charley Crockett bringing the spirit of Meltdown May into July AND August, mad respect for a true hustler
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me filling my car in GTAVI and I turn to an npc and say, via voice chat AI transcription, “what are those clowns in Liberty City Congress doing, 5.87 a gallon?” The npc turns to me and says “have you used your DraftKings Presents Maximum Fun Tokens yet? I hear the casino downtown takes them.”
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I've gotta fuel up my car in GTA now? I've gotta renew the registration? I've gotta take it to the car wash or feel like I'm neglecting a massive financial investment? I've gotta ignore the check engine light on it until it dies in the middle of the freeway and causes a 13 car pile up killing 6?
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Got tickets to see Dune in 70mm at 2:45am lmao GIDDYUP
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 18/08/2026
RIP Frank Beard. He taught me it was OK to be "weird."
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s so sick how fucking deranged so many of the old Bungie guys are
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Boycott. Lynch. Bork.
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Fauci needs to be made into a verb meaning
"to lie from a position of authority or expertise to crush reasonable dissent."
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Happy Texas Chainsaw Day, everyone.
Title card from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre that says August 18 1973.
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Howdy friends
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
CONCEPTUALIZATION - This is a serious violation of the karaoke code.
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Doing something I never thought I'd do: replaying Halo 5
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Darby should ride a motorcycle around the big round cage
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Omega / ZSJ match of the year? That shit ROCKED
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A lot of people won't like what I'm about to say but it's time we all admit the truth: Halo 4 is good.
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Looking like a real genius for impulse buying an Xbox on release day for $500 😎
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Rob Manfred has always been a spineless piece of shit and baseball would be better without him
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Worlds sleepiest baby man
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
First game of 11th edition and folks, it bangs
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Saw someone give Before Sunrise 2.5 stars on letterboxd what the fuck
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Is Jericho's new thing that he just wrestles bald guys to make fun of them being bald?
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Can't wait to watch 24 episodes of Love Island before quitting because people vote the worst contestants into the finals. My favorite yearly tradition
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Getting in my final games of Tenth Edition this weekend and goddamn do I love a slugfest
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Folks, I have discovered the 24 hour shark cam YouTube channel and the neurons are firing
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ric Flair is a shitty dad? Quelle surprise
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Good morning team
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I Love Boosters, an all time heater
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Wild that Google has, against all odds, found a way to make search even more dogshit
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I definitely did not have Devil's Dance by Metallica making an appearance on my bingo card lmao
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
God Thekla is the coolest
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Entirely too much MJ themed gear this weekend
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Man we gotta stop wheeling JR out to announce matches
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The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
KYLE NO
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