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1865 Enjoyer

@hickoryboy.bsky.social
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Root hog or die.

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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is obvious that he was born in Dayton, Ohio.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“But you’re eating like a dog.” I worked at a grocery store for about five years and I’d sometimes comment on things people got that I liked. Apparently my favorite brand of canned chili was commonly used as dog food.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Only for my job
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pre-maize Tennessee dominating with its “what if 1,000 squashes?” approach to early agriculture.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was about to be like “aha! You forgot Norte Chico,” but then I learned to read and saw that you mentioned Peru.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is not a post about people upset with Mamdani’s statement about Oct. 7th. This is an actual thing I do as a descendant of 17th century Anglo settlers in Virginia.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It was a singularly awful day with no preceding events.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every March 22, I make sure to honor the Jamestown settlers massacred by Powhatan people in 1622 without any further nuance or context.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But also Heil Ivey
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone I’ve talked to about this has said they’re still gonna say Gulf of Mexico.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”
phoenixnewtimes.com
Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every time I read a thicc book I feel like a wizard, so hell yeah.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
….but I got some veggie patties the other day
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Where is the baseball name man? Because I found a baseball participant in 1930s Clarksville, TN named Shanghai Harness.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Any spinach?
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was joking! Thank you for clarifying though!
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If it’s a social obligation just pick a team based off bullshit like fun names or something.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They are both delicious and deserve to be on my plate.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But who is who?
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like I haven’t heard “work hard and you’ll do well” every day of my life.
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Lisa White @fwbeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ken Paxton for U.S. Senate
Meme of Michael Jordan saying, "Fuck them kids."
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hell yeah have fun
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is the mannequin of?
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
…is this about the wood?
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have pack bonded with the abuse goblin.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A tough day at the Axios HR department
It's my last week @axios.

I joined soon after launch in 2017 not knowing I was boarding a rocket ship. Immensely grateful to my colleagues and proud of what our ragtag startup has become.

Next week I'll join the incredible national security team @WSJ. Can't wait to get started!

This is not protocol for giving notice. Please contact the People Team
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh fuck you’re that Peter? I thought you were just a Bluesky guy. I have listened to hours of your voice, but not in a creepy way.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Both wars featured infantry?
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
By god I have hauled wood in a Taurus.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even the people who worked outside occasionally liked to pick up heavy things.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Richard Hanania looks like an abandoned child.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Legendary pull
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What an itty bitty bitch boy
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The war was between the nation with the second most railways and factories and the “nation” with the third most miles of railways and factories. Southerners were not prepared for a life of want and hardship. The United States had open ports and real righteous fury. God, I hate Confederates.
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Radio PICA @radiopica.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah I’m not doing that.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social do you want to sing the praises of bauxite?
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think Minie balls just do that to people.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sternberg. 1st Alabama Cavalry
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We’re leaving that in 2016.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think he’s deliberately trying to say it kind of like vagina because Gender.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
McConnell got his first term in the Senate because he swung a few unions in Kentucky.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alabama: we had people from Brazil complaining about the heat.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck ‘em up.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I went during the summer and quite enjoyed it. I would never step foot above Kentucky during the winter. I will die.
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Sire, I know she’s your daughter but have you considered textiles are our largest export?”
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1865 Enjoyer @hickoryboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The finance minister crying and dry heaving when King Stefan banned spindles.
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