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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 8h
Sharks, I’m excited to tell you about a revolutionary new product i’m bringing into a rapidly expanding space. Today I’ll introduce you to America’s very first online prediction market exclusively for women… it’s called… Gal-she
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And you know I love my TV
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Go home Ben Johnson
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did not know they were making a Clayface movie. I remember loving the Clayface episodes of Batman TAS
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Christian Watson is a hero
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Geico exec: Bill! What commercial do we have planned for the NFL ad slots this fall? Bill, waking up and rubbing drool off his chin: uhhh uhhh the camel one?
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Christian Watson didn’t have anyone within 10 yards of him great googly moogly
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Things I added to the grocery pick up cart on accident and/or forgot about $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Does Billboard still put the bullet symbol on the charts?
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At risk of sounding like a hater, there’s a reason why for many decades you could only watch a select number of college football games on television. WSU vs Utah St on the CW on a Friday night is evidence of this
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
John Wilson going on both Adam Friedland and Pablo Torre this week means (if I wasn’t already aware) that the target demo is *ME* and fellas of my ilk
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The thing I like most about the James Austin Johnson special is that, like me, his hair length is extremely variable at any time
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@surber.bsky.social putting pedals on your board that you don’t use but make sure the sound guy doesn’t talk to you like you’re a 6 yo is such an A++++++ move, honestly I’m in awe
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spider-Man glasses meme and the upper photo is a blurry Vince Lombardi and the lower photo is a clear Klint Kubiak
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Save us, catch rule
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why does the FOX football robot wear #34?
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will enthusiastically vote for any candidate who authors a bill to make it illegal for any roofer, window installer, etc to contact you for at least two years after you get a new roof, windows, etc
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, corn
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Listening to Rounds
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sitting on the front porch season, finally
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very funny to me that this was covered in People Magazine people.com/waxahatchee-...
people.com
Waxahatchee’s Katie Crutchfield and Kevin Morby Welcome First Baby Together 2 Weeks Early
Waxahatchee’s Katie Crutchfield and Kevin Morby welcome their first baby together. The couple shared the news in a post on Morby’s Substack.
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I used to be intrigued by the idea of going on a cruise until I learned they pair you up with another random couple for meals. That’s not the kind of vacation I’m trying to have
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rocc-tober
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2021 do you think about me
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hear that you and your org have sold your Fable 5.5 and bought Astra 6. I hear that you and your org have sold your Astra 6 and bought Opus 5.5.
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not my circus Not my monkeys www.politico.com/newsletters/...
politico.com
130 CDC monkeys need a new home
The Health Department recently touted an effort by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention “substantially reducing its laboratory animal colony.”
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What’s that yummy smell?
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BADGERS
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cerulean colored Celica
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Teaching my kids about classic rock* and great songs**
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Y Control
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thinking about this one youtu.be/H8ofhjI6ODc?...
youtu.be
Twin Shadow - To The Top [Official HD Audio]
YouTube video by Twin Shadow
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw candy corn flavored Shock Top on display at the grocery store. Are the 2010s back????
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s not hard to adjust to happiness
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
.@jonbois.bsky.social
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Forgot to say yesterday: Happy Oktoberfest
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎵 LET THE WHALEFAAAALLLL
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OH! Henry!
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kent State’s Mulder should go hit up Skully’s after the game
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Literaly rocky road
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This one still kinda bangs all these years later youtu.be/7J8d18ZkXE8?...
youtu.be
Portugal.The Man - Got It All [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Portugal. The Man
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Still thinking about how Ms Rachel gets buckets
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Game, blouses
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Kyler Murray Experience
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jermaine Matthews remember the name
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Show them Ohio’s here
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Very funny to be on quad box and the Oregon/Ok st halftime says there’s an upset brewing in college station
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kind of wish Oregon/OK St was a night game. What do you think those west coast boys thought when the bus rolled through Stillwater?
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Vent Brenables
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HH @hhketchup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They used to sell sandwiches at the liquor store But they don’t anymore
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