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Jordann Marie

@heyyjayy.bsky.social
220 followers 189 following 544 posts

✨Jordann✨ -30 -Pansexual 🏳️‍🌈 -Aries.Capricorn.Scorpio ♈️♑️♏️ -Career Student 👩🏾‍🎓 •Fake Political 👩🏾‍⚖️ •Pretend Crocheter 🧶 •Cozy Gamer 🎮 •Audiobooks 📚🎧 •Casual Anime Girlie 🫰🏾 I secured a profile name I like better @princessjordann 💕

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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Scrolling through my Facebook recently has had me real..
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Hello?? What do you mean it was hilarious? 😭
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I ordered a bralette for my birthday outfit and my titties have not properly fit in one in close to a decade. Pray for me please. 🙏🏾
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Why do we call it doggy style if all animals do it that way?
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Someone quickly.. Is it a waste of money to pay someone to clean my bathroom?
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
MAN! I do it all the time, but I was typing a paper and the whole world stopped 😭
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I hate when the word “convenient” comes up in my text or writing. I literally have to stop everything and focus. Gun to my head & one chance to spell it right, I’m out.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Everybody has been talking about when “it” happens so much… is it going to happen any time soon or what?!
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Grateful to have gotten past this stage. It took me so long to just stop sleeping on my side of the bed… break ups really do be the hardest at night.. A pregnancy pillow will help. 🫶🏾
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’m sorry. I lied. I just googled and that’s so untrue for now
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
How old is Millie Bobby Brown? She looks like new Madonna now
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
OMG! Because this is a lot. Lmao
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I realized last night that although YES I’m going on a cruise alone, I have to pack a bag for my baby to stay with my mom too
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Literally I don’t have to ever go into target again.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I want someone to add up how much it would cost to get ALL the sims packs.. game packs, expansion packs, kits, stuff packs… because I feel like the number is probably offensive.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Spent an hour with my baby daddy today and now I have my first migraine in like a month… coincidence? I think not.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
😆😆😆 especially that first one.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
These all look like when you first learn how to draw shoes
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
They (nb) came out as kinda pansexual 7 full years ago… nvm.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Is Alyson Stoner out yet? Cause that’s a lesbian 4 sure.
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Marielle @iammariellet.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Something to keep in mind in this era (and in past and future eras too)is white supremacy doesn’t require a white face to do its job.
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a man wearing glasses and a pink hoodie drinks from a cup with a straw
Alt: a Black man wearing glasses and a pink hoodie drinks from a cup with a straw
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Damn… yeah.. i remember when gas hit $1.80 a gallon and I thought it was over for me.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
For me to smoke for 5 years at some points a pack a day, once I quit, I realized everything about it is gross & embarrassing. Like, my car smelled horrible, my lips looked dead, i used to have cigarette butts everywhere.. just… yuck. I can literally still smell and taste the difference.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I’m fucking crying at this being the next step 😭😭😭 like we’ve gone 0-100 quick.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Please somebody tell me what this means. 😭 For someone who is chronically online, I be confused as fuck consistently
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Y’all remember that thread about trumps use of make up is an indicator of his stress levels? Because I don’t know if this makes me feel good or nervous how stressed this would make him.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
One of my goals this year is to listen to more music and find new artists (new to me, seasoned to y’all) that I enjoy. I listened to about 600 minutes of music last year & that’s insane.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
😆😆 if they give me just one I’ll be happy & if they give an unexpected one I will stop looking at Mitch for an easy win.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Just be honest. This is a safe space for you now. All this dancing is cowardice
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Every time there’s a video of any mental decline for a COUPLE OF THEM I get a little more hopeful.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I can’t believe after all this time they still hide under the guise that they voted for him for his business expertise. We ALL KNOW he is a terrible businessman.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I’m keeping hope alive that because the presidency ages them, he’s going to die before we get there..
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I didn’t know it was odd to sleep naked. The only time I’ll keep clothes on is if I’m on vacation with friends and even then I’m subconsciously stripping down in the middle of the night.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
🤌🏾🤌🏾 such a great future investment. You may be broke in the moment but it feels so good when you don’t have to stress for a while.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Calling it a “controversial salute” is insane.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
We’ll wake up to an obituary one day.. 😮‍💨
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I would never wish death on anyone… except like 89% of politicians.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I just googled how often people overdose on ketamine… unfortunately it’s very rare.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Just kidding I’m excited again
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I didn’t mean to ask that like that… it seemed like I was making fun of Elon Musk for being autistic & I was genuinely asking if there has ever been an autistic president before.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I almost did that thing where you think you’re setting your alarm but you’re actually in the calculator app. All praise that I caught it 😮‍💨
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Why don’t young people like to admit they don’t know something that happened before their time? Like somebody born in 2001 tried to tell me he remembered 9/11.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Cause free Luigi Mangione
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I think the problem is I would volunteer and vote not guilty 12 angry men style every time…
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
It’s random.. all Americans 18+ are automatically eligible to be called for jury duty but many people never are.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Yall sike im bout to cancel.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
14 days until my cruise. I am getting ✨excited✨
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