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Jordann Marie

@heyyjayy.bsky.social
218 followers 189 following 544 posts

✨Jordann✨ -30 -Pansexual 🏳️‍🌈 -Aries.Capricorn.Scorpio ♈️♑️♏️ -Career Student 👩🏾‍🎓 •Fake Political 👩🏾‍⚖️ •Pretend Crocheter 🧶 •Cozy Gamer 🎮 •Audiobooks 📚🎧 •Casual Anime Girlie 🫰🏾 I secured a profile name I like better @princessjordann 💕

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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Scrolling through my Facebook recently has had me real..
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I ordered a bralette for my birthday outfit and my titties have not properly fit in one in close to a decade. Pray for me please. 🙏🏾
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Why do we call it doggy style if all animals do it that way?
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Someone quickly.. Is it a waste of money to pay someone to clean my bathroom?
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I hate when the word “convenient” comes up in my text or writing. I literally have to stop everything and focus. Gun to my head & one chance to spell it right, I’m out.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Everybody has been talking about when “it” happens so much… is it going to happen any time soon or what?!
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Grateful to have gotten past this stage. It took me so long to just stop sleeping on my side of the bed… break ups really do be the hardest at night.. A pregnancy pillow will help. 🫶🏾
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’m sorry. I lied. I just googled and that’s so untrue for now
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
How old is Millie Bobby Brown? She looks like new Madonna now
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I realized last night that although YES I’m going on a cruise alone, I have to pack a bag for my baby to stay with my mom too
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I want someone to add up how much it would cost to get ALL the sims packs.. game packs, expansion packs, kits, stuff packs… because I feel like the number is probably offensive.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Spent an hour with my baby daddy today and now I have my first migraine in like a month… coincidence? I think not.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
These all look like when you first learn how to draw shoes
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Is Alyson Stoner out yet? Cause that’s a lesbian 4 sure.
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Marielle @iammariellet.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Something to keep in mind in this era (and in past and future eras too)is white supremacy doesn’t require a white face to do its job.
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a man wearing glasses and a pink hoodie drinks from a cup with a straw
Alt: a Black man wearing glasses and a pink hoodie drinks from a cup with a straw
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
For me to smoke for 5 years at some points a pack a day, once I quit, I realized everything about it is gross & embarrassing. Like, my car smelled horrible, my lips looked dead, i used to have cigarette butts everywhere.. just… yuck. I can literally still smell and taste the difference.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I’m fucking crying at this being the next step 😭😭😭 like we’ve gone 0-100 quick.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Please somebody tell me what this means. 😭 For someone who is chronically online, I be confused as fuck consistently
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Y’all remember that thread about trumps use of make up is an indicator of his stress levels? Because I don’t know if this makes me feel good or nervous how stressed this would make him.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
One of my goals this year is to listen to more music and find new artists (new to me, seasoned to y’all) that I enjoy. I listened to about 600 minutes of music last year & that’s insane.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
😆😆 if they give me just one I’ll be happy & if they give an unexpected one I will stop looking at Mitch for an easy win.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I didn’t know it was odd to sleep naked. The only time I’ll keep clothes on is if I’m on vacation with friends and even then I’m subconsciously stripping down in the middle of the night.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
🤌🏾🤌🏾 such a great future investment. You may be broke in the moment but it feels so good when you don’t have to stress for a while.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I would never wish death on anyone… except like 89% of politicians.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Just kidding I’m excited again
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I didn’t mean to ask that like that… it seemed like I was making fun of Elon Musk for being autistic & I was genuinely asking if there has ever been an autistic president before.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I almost did that thing where you think you’re setting your alarm but you’re actually in the calculator app. All praise that I caught it 😮‍💨
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Why don’t young people like to admit they don’t know something that happened before their time? Like somebody born in 2001 tried to tell me he remembered 9/11.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Yall sike im bout to cancel.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
14 days until my cruise. I am getting ✨excited✨
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
It’s a beautifully filmed movie for sure…
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I love Josh Johnson so much.
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Mitch @ashryannereads.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
“Art saves lives. Entertainment is escapism. Entertainment is not Art. Nobody’s ever escaped their chains by forgetting they were there.” A bar.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
It’s the sertraline QUEEEEEEN!!
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
“There’s something I’ve been trying to work up the courage to talk to you about…” I’m literally begging you not to.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I know it’s 10am, but I had a hands-free orgasm last night 🥸 Crazy.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
SS from those one weird ass game ads but it says [leaves the scene after spreading misinformation
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Literally I hate every single mouth asmr video. Every single one makes me want to throw up. YUCK.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
and over And Over AND OVER. G E T O F F M Y P H O N E. prayers up to all the baby mamas that want to be left alone. 🙏🏾
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Just had to hold his hand with a napkin in between to remind him we aren’t friends ✋🏽🙄 pray for me and my future coparenting relationship..
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I’m not saying I am against interracial dating. I am saying the idea that your partner may be using you to *fight the power* is enough for me stick to my own community.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
That long bite had me crying. 😭😭😭
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
How did we go from once a week to once a day? Please kill me.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I remember when…
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I feel like that one truth commercial
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Even if she just threw me in a cuck chair I would say thank you.
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Jordann Marie @heyyjayy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I would pay for her to step on me.
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