whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026everyone getting started on their halloween costumes rn #wicker 020
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026“Become AI literate” no thanks I actually think we need to stop depleting finite resources just to keep the psychotic tech billionaire pissing contest going 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026they have guns and masks and vests and chemical agents and apparently ‘absolute immunity’ we have phones and whistles and our broken hearts and what we know we've seen but they keep telling us we didn't 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025i don’t make new year’s resolutions but i do make stuff up in my head and then believe it 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025me: you can pry these q-tips from my cold dead ear canals also me: what did you say?? 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025allergies are so embarrassing like oh no plants are growing nearby and now I have to go claw my eyes out 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025checking if he wants to meet me in the bedroom to see how autism is made 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025all the girlies be like: 🎶 moonbeam ice cream, spill the tea on Epstein 🎶 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025oh god we’re almost to the part where melania tells us all to eat cake, aren’t we? 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025really holding space for AI videos of animals falling off of trampolines rn 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025*guy googles symptoms* results: u might be dying 😢 seek help bro ❤️🩹 *girl googles* new tea: IDGAF. maybe ur mEnsTrUating? in rare cases some women “need” medical attention. ur guess is as good as mine tho. have u tried exercising more? idk call a dr if ur gonna be a lil bitch about it 🤷 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025being american in 2025 is so dumb like “should i come home from my 10 hour work day and try to score a labubu on popnow or teach myself how to recognize an official judicial warrant?” lol help. 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 01/07/2025imagine hating me and i’m just at home calling my senators to save ur healthcare, tax dollars, and also the planet u literally live and breathe on 🎀 #hr1 #theonebigbeautifulbill #senatevote #redstates 030
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025quit your business major, eat your english degree. there is only yacht, space, and bunker hospitality now. 030
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025a new autism screening tool but it’s just the psychologist watchin while u try to fold this piece of shit back into its stupid little pouch #autism #neurospicy #audhd #adhd 030
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Happy Mother’s Day to all the mamas out there. Remember anything you buy yourself this week is a crushing reminder of the low standard of care and support systemically in place for women and mothers! 💝 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025sure would be terrible if content like this were to spread… 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025more of this pls apnews.com/article/bois... #utah #lgbtq #pride #juneteenthapnews.comSalt Lake City and Boise make pride flags official city emblems, skirting flag ban lawsThe Democratic controlled cities of Salt Lake City and Boise, Idaho, adopted new city flags this week that show support for LGBTQ+ people in defiance of new laws passed by their states’ Republican-con... 020
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025it’s not enough. the mommies need to see u beggg #target #boycott #dei 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025it’s wild to be alive at a time when you don’t know for sure the difference between an objectively unhinged tweet and an Executive Order 🎪 074
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025thoughts and prayers to all those affiliate links out there 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025happy 100 days of “the fuuuuuuuuuckkk?” to all who celebrate 010
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whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025server: “enjoy your meal!” me (an empath): “you too!” 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025so were tariff hikes a ruse to negotiate better terms, or a “brilliant” long game to replace income tax? you can only pick one way to tank our economy, sweetie taxfoundation.org/blog/trump-i... #us #tariffs #incometaxtaxfoundation.orgTrump Floats Replacing Income Tax with TariffsFormer President Trump floated the possibility of entirely replacing the federal income tax with new tariffs. He also raised other ideas like eliminating taxes on tipped income and lowering the corpor... 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025trying to think which category of people comes to mind when I hear the words “drain on our nation’s resources” and “doesn’t pay taxes”… 🤔 (hint: it’s definitely not autistic people, but it *does* rhyme with shnillionaires) #rfkjr #autism #neurospicy 030
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025i’ve always wanted a president that’s like Robin Hood in reverse apnews.com/article/stud... #studentloans #debtapnews.comStudent loans in default to be referred to debt collection, Education Department saysThe Education Department will begin collection next month on student loans that are in default, including the garnishing of wages for potentially millions of borrowers, officials said Monday. 000
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025HIPAA? don’t know her. This is where condoning the red flags gets us www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/rfk... #rfkjr #autism 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025tbh im surprised they were able to fit the tattoo onto such small hands 💅🏻 #KilmarAbregoGarcia #deportations #stupid #memes 131
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025never forget. #easter #jesus #candy #memes #humor 030
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025whose trauma do i need to validate to get an edit button on this app?? @bsky.app 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025anyone have a copy of “the grapes of wrath” i could urgently borrow for no particular reason? 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025tbh I’ve been waiting for america to wake up and start relying on its own natural penguin resources 👊🏼🐧🇺🇸 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025me: watching the Nasdaq and DOW scores tank my brain (rubbing hands together): oooh it will be nice to try *economic* depression for a change 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 30/03/2025one thing about me is that i will always ask for your name long before my brain is ready to process that information 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025im not dumb, but if my hands were like *really* dry and some rando came and told me he had lotion in his van, i’d probably be following him to a second location 020
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025but that’s my emotional support drifting to one side of the lane to throw the speed-limit-drivin mfer in front of me under the bus to the car behind me so they know I’m chill 020
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 21/03/2025holy shit guys, she did it. the shirt is back and i only realized it with 4 hrs to spare. shut up and take my money @jay.bsky.team worldwithoutcaesars.com 010
whitney @heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social · 17/03/2025worldwithoutcaesars.com i don’t ask for things often, but when i do, it’s for @jay.bsky.team to please bring this shirt back in stock because im slow and only just saw it and now ive never needed anything more than i need this shirt omg pls (asking for a friend)worldwithoutcaesars.comMUNDUS SINE CAESARIBUS — A WORLD WITHOUT CAESARSSupport an open internet. 000
