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Misty Mountain Haute

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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Clippers and Chargers should switch names because clipping is a foul in the NFL and charging is a foul in the NBA. Nobody talks about this.
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
static.klipy.com
Man's Energetic Bar Dance
ALT: Man's Energetic Bar Dance
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am still so mad we won’t get the full series 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Demigodzilla
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
THE WRONG 80 YEAR-OLDS ARE DYING
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
whereidlive.com/s/cjm3e065
whereidlive.com
United States: where I've been
Fill in your own version and see where the two of you disagree.
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Alexandra Gallant-Lee @alexandragallant.com · 11/08/2026
Worried Little Frogby is worried but is also very brave and doing the best a little frog can.
frogby.bigcartel.com
Worried Little Frogby
This felted friend has been handcrafted just for you. Each Felted Frogby comes with a mini-comic for you and a mini-mini comic for Frogby. One of a kind. Materials: Core wool, Corriedale wool roving W...
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Deadliest Catch-22
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Robert Woolley 🇬🇧🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @robertwoolley.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Clearly the Oxford Union is ignoring Popper's Paradox of Tolerance.
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Drew a Circle at 92% regularity on mino.mobi/draw
A 92% circle I drew
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Slightly increase a band: Prefab Seedling
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My sprout? Prefab
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Slightly diminish a band: Minuteboys
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Make a Bond movie casual A View to a Hill
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The actor that most ruined what might otherwise have been a good movie was Orlando Bloom in Kingdom of Heaven. Atrocious casting.
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
@thepressbox.bsky.social get a load of this
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Instead of overtime the refs should get together and vote on the winner.
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Name a TV show you're positive nobody remembers but you.
Promo image of the old UPN show Homeboys in Outer Space
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary The Muppets Take Gary
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
If Isaac Asimov had been a Rastafarian, he would have written "I and I, Robot"
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Here I Go Again, Charlie Brown
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Where does Medusa shop for groceries? Hair-hiss Teeter
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
This fucked me up.
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Would that it were so simple.
Early to bed, early to rise. 
Fish all day, make up lies.
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only
media.tenor.com
a man wearing sunglasses and a black jacket stands in front of curtains
Alt: a man, Uncle Baby Billy, wearing sunglasses and a black jacket stands in front of curtains
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Goonderella
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
(NYT) - President Trump, furious about delays in delivering two new Air Force One jets, has empowered Elon Musk to explore drastic options to prod Boeing to move faster, including relaxing security clearance standards for some who work on the presidential planes. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social It's all too much
Screenshot of a healdline from nyt.com of a Thomas L. Friedman column: "Trump Is Going Woke"
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
@thepressbox.bsky.social What's going on here?
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent free.
Onion headline: Area Woman's Hair Always Wet
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
@mikeduncan.bsky.social were you shouting out @thespaceshipper.com on the latest Resolutions?
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Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
Merge two films: Deus eXistenZ
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Aveta👾🇭🇹 @aliafonzy.blacksky.app · 17/12/2023
Yall sign this petition . Literally doesn't take long. Please. innocenceproject.org/petitions/st...
innocenceproject.org
Stop the Execution of Marcellus Williams, an Innocent Man - Innocence Project
DNA evidence not available at the time of trial proves his innocence but has not been considered in court. Act today.
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