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HazelSquirrel

@heythar.bsky.social
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Dorky 🌹 leftist flat squirrel (30’s y.o.) (he/they) that likes cartoons and being a cartoon! mostly SFW account but still kink/suggestive so no minors allowed thx!💜taken💜 🥞🔒 #flattened #furry pfp: @kitsovereign.bsky.social banner: @tonzono.bsky.social

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TexanSoda @texansoda.bsky.social · 3h
We should've read the sign... now we pay the price of having some big FAT GUY slipping and falling on top of me and Heyth! @w@ Colored sketch commission for @heythar.bsky.social !
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Primrose 🔞 @raquao.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Karma for all the sandstorms they caused Birthday gift for a (plural) fox amidst the bricks [ #fatfur / #flattening ] #raquaoart #furryart #furry
Kon the Zorua is flattening a sandshrew flat with their titanic ass.
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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Getting squashed into a little cardboard box and put on a store shelf isn't how I planned to spend my time. At least @jineko.bsky.social found me- even though I'd wish he'd hurry up and pay instead of chatting up @epicflatbreon.bsky.social... #flattening #toon #furry #flattened
Jineko, standing in an aisle at a convenience store while looking down at a blue cardboard box he's holding.
He seems excited, smiling wide as he regards the box.Keelva, squished and stuffed into the aforementioned cardboard box, visible through a clear plastic sheet in the front.
She is looking somewhat distressed, looking back at Jin, who is still holding the box and smiling.
The box is decorated with large, blue lettering, reading:
"SQUISH-BUDDY"
"Keelva"
"Doughy"
A price tag can be found in the lower right corner of the box.
Keelva, apparently, costs 12.99$ CAD.Jineko, leaning across the counter at checkout with one arm and shooting a smug look Blacky's way, who has traded his armor for a black shirt, cashier's cap and a nametag.
Blacky looks rather unamused.
The box containing Keelva is sitting on the counter, with a barcode and QR-code visible on the bottom edge of the box.A shot of the previous scene from a little further away.
Jin is holding a credit card in his right hand.
He is also standing on a box of soda so as to be able to even reach the counter.
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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You may look different now, Jin, but no matter what, you still make for a wonderful towel~ ❤️ #flattening #toon #furry #flattened
Kelv, at the beach, holding a flattened Jin up by he ears like a sheet of cloth, or a towel. The flat cat is folding in on himself a little, gently waving about in the foxdeer's grasp.
Kelv seems quite pleased with this, and Jin seems rather out of it.
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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Booby trapping someone's minecraft cyber-chest-computer thing is REALLY mean and not the intended way to play the game!!! #flattening #toon #furry #flattened
A screenshot of the inside of a house in modded minecraft, containing a bed, several crafting stations, an enchanting table area, item vaults outside as seen through the window, and a storage computer- and an anvil, sitting atop a very, very flat foxdeer pancake in front of said computer.A closer look at the aforementioned anvil, and the flattened foxdeer underneath.The foxdeer pancake, now without the anvil for better viewing.
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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apparently, it's (still) bunny day today! What's that? It's... It's also pancake day? Oh. Hey, put down that mallet- B-but not on me... @w@ #flattening #toon #furry #flattened
Normal image of an IHOP counter with a plate of pancake (singular) sitting on it, under the IHOP sign.
The pancake is definitely just a normal pancake, and absolutely not Kelv, squished and pressed into a fluffy, round pancake with a nicely cooked bottom and their dazed, blushing face smack dab in the middle on the top side.A close-up of the pancake plate, proving decisively that the pancake is not a bunny, squished into a fluffy disc. There is absolutely no blushy face visible anywhere.Another close-up of the pancake, from the side, showing the golden-brown bottom side and the subtle curvature of the pancake, gently caressing the slight incline at the edge of the plate. There is still no evidence that the pancake is, indeed, Kelv, as a bunny, pressed flat.
None at all.
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Mangy Hairball @feliscouchus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thats one way to get him to settle down 🎨: @tonzono.bsky.social
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HazelSquirrel @heythar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They don’t tell you this but if a skunk sits on you hard enough it can have pretty transformative effects apparently @///@ My first look as a skunk! What do you all think? :3 🎨 @jay.pooltoy.tf #flattening #flattened #平面化 #skunktember #transformation
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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TexanSoda @texansoda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to get more into inflation. So, Arcade is here to help!
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Saphiros @saphiros.hyper.wang · 14/09/2026
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Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, no we don’t…
Art by Macroceli
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Temporarytime @temporarytime4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ah why not, its the perfect day for it
"Draw this bunny pancaked" pointing at a picture of Temp
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HazelSquirrel @heythar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They don’t tell you this but if a skunk sits on you hard enough it can have pretty transformative effects apparently @///@ My first look as a skunk! What do you all think? :3 🎨 @jay.pooltoy.tf #flattening #flattened #平面化 #skunktember #transformation
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HI, GAY @squishyboye.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ayeee, im bumping this again, my phone bill (hotspot) is due tomorrow and its still a few days until my family gets paid @w@;; I would like to keep finishing owed work as consistently as possible, I could use some help coming up with the 50$ soon ;w; please share! #mutualaid #helpsky
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rexy-seven.bsky.social @rexy-seven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
enough fitness for her today💦
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rexy-seven.bsky.social @rexy-seven.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bus stop 🚏
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HazelSquirrel @heythar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m 90% sure I saw this exact cartoon as a kid and it did things to my brain Also Me and who
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HI, GAY @squishyboye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
c0mmish for @ashnakano.bsky.social of a very floppy @tonzono.bsky.social walking off a recent compactor enounter~ ;3
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Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And Kornbread just going through the wringer, so to speak... literally.
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Jaquin @jaqu.in · 25/09/2026
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Eric W. Schwartz @ericwschwartz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's kinda hard to believe that Sabrina Online has been going regularly for 30 years (save for a little break around 2016), but here we are. Thanks to everyone out there new & old who have read, enjoyed, and supported Sabrina over all these years! sabrina-online.com #SabrinaOnline #SabrinaOnline30
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Aerylus @aerylus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sellsword Fox🦊(2024)
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Flappy 🔜 Pawsome @flappydog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Talking to @heythar.bsky.social in VRChat for the first time
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Sonoma (Flip) 🔜 BLFC @dogonarock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gonna see Big Thief very soon with @heythar.bsky.social and @xisthriu.bsky.social~
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🔞SquishRaccoon🔞 @squishyraccoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So many visitors for poor old @heythar.bsky.social
hazel truend into a sticky mush after so many people opened the door on him and squishing him
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Taffy’s dream zone(comms open) @madiespasture.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ouhhh sharkie’s a victim of bobo’s hasty flying
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can't look at you
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Mangy Hairball @feliscouchus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
who the fuck are you!!!!!! 🎨: @kipper.bsky.social
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AsimosArt @asimosart.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Krystal! ✨🦊💜
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Foxdee @vfoxtailarts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rat Dance
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moumole 🎈🐲🔞 @permagr.in · 18/09/2026
just a normal day hangin out with @squashdragons.bsky.social at the park :0]
1st panel: View looking down of a big, pear shaped dragon flying a smaller, flattened dragon like a kite.

2nd panel: The dragon kite loses altitude and flutters to the ground while the bigger dragon looks on disappointed. 

3rd panel: The bigger dragon is nonchalantly walking over to an unattended helium tank. The flattened dragon is slung over their shoulder. They look over at the helium tank with a worried expression.

4th panel: The formerly flattened dragon has now been inflated with helium. They're being tugged along by the bigger dragon with a string tied around their muzzle. The bigger dragon looks off into the distance smugly as they stroll along.
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Chu: Commissions Open! @chukazoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The second I saw this meme I knew what I had to do...
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Card 🔜 BLFC @cardk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Hope you’re comfortable Fox, my big butt will be here for awhie”. #fatfur #flatten
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How Do You Like Them Kobolds? 🔜 BLFC @twentyyearstoolate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you see this, post a kobold! °w°
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Dustmouse @dust-mouse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They said it was "no sugar". She always gets big when she eats sugar. Based on that alleyway meme ya'll love so much
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Diet TexanSoda @diettexansoda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m bored at work and I’m thinkin about him. Whatcha’ got? 🎨: lunar_neko 🎨: jineko
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Faith | PrintedOnSmile @printedonsmile.com · 17/09/2026
Hiiii what if I were an inflatable skunk.. actually wait what if YOU were one.?? I want to release this skunk model tomorrow...... (or friday, I have a lot to finish up lol)
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💫 Critter 🐾 @crittergaze.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
More Wile E. Coyote sketches!
Sketches of Wile e. Coyote
1. Wile E. is flattened to a wall inside a round-shaped cavity (prob hit by a boulder)
2. Wile E. is flattened on train tracks
3 - Wile E. is holding his swollen foot in pain, a anvil is next to him on the ground with little cracks on the ground.
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zilch @zilchfox.com · 17/09/2026
Happy fox day
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fox noises @jjbbllkk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am LOSING MY SHIT at how much I love this commission I got from @mustachemutt.bsky.social 🔞 We got everything. EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS HERE. Foxes. Tired. Cawlin. Synthesizer. It's my soul.
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NaviPAL @navipal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
COYOTE VS. ACME 💣 #coyotevsacme
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Scooterr @scoot.fm · 13/09/2026
Skate day skate day! 📷: @apieceofbread.art
Meerkat ready for skate day, holding a long board and wearing a crazy t shirt
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Akaji the lion @akajilion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A moment of silence, for our little hero who trying to head into the tomb to save his friend.... only to trigger the easiest trap in the book. Alephmon unfortunately trapped in this wall trap. [I give up! maf!] For @alephmon.bsky.social
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Andy "Pleasantly Plump" Nook @andythetanuki.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey at this point I am begging for some help at least so I can take my dog to the vet! It is like 90 bucks for the vet visit and she needs to get her dewclaw cut today cuz they don't open tomorrow. Please I don't want it to get infected in the future #mutualaid #help www.paypal.com/paypalme/and...
paypal.com
Pay Salvador Marin Ascencio using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/AndytheTanuki and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Rain 🌧️ 🔜 MFF Dealers @raincoug.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally finished some Teefany fanart! She’s too cool I had to model her @herny.bsky.social
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CalyxGoblin 🔞 @calyxgoblin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In my experience some of the best people are both.
An image of black block lettering against an off-white background reading "You can be a genuine, loyal, and good-hearted person. And you can also be a dirty, horny, little sex monster. They are not mutually exclusive."
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HazelSquirrel @heythar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m so happy to say that I finally really dug into Blue Prince and did The Thing the other day. There’s a ton to do afterwards that I’m still digging through but I’m glad I’ve at least done The Thing
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Marfells @marfells.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
pooltoy ~ #pooltoy #inanimate_tf #inanimate #squeaky #looner #transfur
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HazelSquirrel @heythar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He’s flat for an amazing reason
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