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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

At some point I have to wonder if some people occupy the same Internet as I do. I could hardly think of a setup for more vile, vitriolic, trollish commentary than this. Odds of a productive discussion: -10000000000000000000

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I have and do on a recurring basis. Same about the guy who tweeted "why don't you buy it?" In reply to Musk saying he loved Twitter.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Drain it. Refill it to create an even swampier swamp. JFC the reflecting pool is the metaphor that keeps on giving.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

🎵Cast off the shackles of yesterday! Shoulder to shoulder into the fray! It does kinda work as a football chant, too. 🤔

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

It would be so funny to watch him just get dial tone everywhere he goes. Honestly, the best inside joke we can all participate in.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Personally I think it shows common cause with the Everyman that when someone in your office quits, their work just becomes someone else's job on top of their existing job and qualifications are irrelevant. Finally something relatable from this regime!

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

It's a "heads I win, tails you lose" sitch. I tank the economy and my peeps do insider trading on the dips I create. Money to buy off whomever. I stack the courts and Congress with the purest MAGA possible to defend against the onslaught of impeachments and lawsuits that will inevitably follow.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Not the point at all but is Alito on the GLP-1 glow up train in preparation for a third act as a FOX commentator?

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Gonna need the Reply All gang to come out of retirement to "Yes Yes No" this post so everyone can appreciate the exquisite work.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I saw that guy. On that day he was listening to The Dead Kennedys so... yeah. Pretty rough!

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

These kids are having the best day of my life ❤️😭

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

In today's installment of "every accusation a massive, glaring projection" we present...

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

It's like a double-tap attack of stupidity.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

"The idea that billionaires should pay higher tax rates than working people is not radical. What is radical is allowing a system where [...] those billionaires can in effect opt out of contributing to the society that made their success possible."

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I don't sense that Americans are put off by having to do the work for democracy - we are lacking a leader with the ability to organize and mobilize an effective opposition. We want to feel like we're all doing our part vs screaming into the void.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I had been a longtime fan at that point but Josh's reaction to the unionization locked me in for life. Good folks doing good work.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Indeed. A real "bowl of Skittles but one of them is genocide flavor" situation.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

My relationship to social media is far and away the most complicated relationship in my entire life. I've managed to filter and funnel all the people into the right orbits but to say I have ✨feelings✨ about how this whole gambit continues to play out is an understatement 😩

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Tangential but my personal peeve is that Paramount+ absolutely sucks at broadcasting the UFC. They seem to have just short of a sixth grade talent show's worth of production capabilities. Audio issues, cutting to commercial before rounds end, context free promos. It's a small gripe but it's mine 😆

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

This is the Rosetta Stone of Trumpism. He corrupts those around him, just a little at first - a tip, a piece of gossip, a little insider info - and sees who runs with it. That way he has both carrots/sticks to keep them on side, and can keep believing everyone is dirty - he's just better at the game

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I saw this movie when it was a killer alligator loose following a hurricane. 🐊 I went to an actual movie theater and paid American dollars to watch it. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Toxic masculinity hurts men, too. Imagine how Lil' Marco's tootsies feel after a day in these heels! 👠

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

"The Media" writ large is still very much an East Coast industry, and has never truly understood the ins and outs of Silicon Valley, its companies and its key characters. Less a choice or bias than a geographic lack of awareness and/or incentive to understand, IMO.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

To paraphrase Bill Murray, "Think you want to be rich and famous? Try getting rich first and see if that doesn't do it for ya."

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I have shared this article multiple times over the years. It remains as salient, as urgent, as important, and as effective as the day it was written. Perhaps even more so. We've fought and won this battle before, we can do it again. medium.com/@alexyoung_5...

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We Ain’t Gonna Play Trump City

So, clearly a bunch of us do give a shit. I absolutely love that. I apologize for this delayed follow-up to my last piece — I’ve been…

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Nobody ever thinks the leopards will eat THEIR face 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🐆

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Maybe folks are too young to remember HBO's handling of Dennis Miller and his heel turn over the Iraq War. Not HBO's first rodeo clown 🤡

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Absolutely livid that ALL, and I do mean ALL THE BULLSHIT that has unleashed so much chaos and hate into our interactions with friends, neighbors, countrymen and the world for the last 20 years traces back to this small group of RICH LOSER ASSHOLES *primal scream* garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...

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Here's how Epstein broke the internet

His meeting with the founder of 4chan and his quest to profit off the end of democracy

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

This is hilariously SO precisely what enrages them about their opponents. How DARE they genuinely live out their deeply held cultural values. Do they know what a huge POS that makes ME look like? 😭

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I appreciate your point about not being on the hook for the solution - just a hard NO. Otherwise we end up negotiating to a set of standards that only get us back to where ICE terrorizes some people, but isn't shooting white folks in broad daylight. That's not nearly enough.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Funny how someone calmly stating actual facts just hits differently than whackadoodles hopped up on goofballs spouting lies. It's subtle, but I think you can pick up on it if you try.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

First they came for my bodily autonomy, then they came for my Pepper Jack. Will the horrors never cease?!?

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

It's difficult to overstate how much I hate this. 🤮

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Tough to walk away from a conversation with Sen. Kennedy sounding like the unhinged one, but, by golly, he did it.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Does nobody else think this is, in part, because there won't *be* an Oscars OR local affiliates if the industry has its way? Is "Best Posthumous Performance in a Musical or Comedy"? appointment viewing for normies? It was never meant to be TV entertainment. It's an industry award dinner.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

"Oh, does this make no literally no difference to my quality of life but makes life a lot better for another group of people?" Normal people: Cool. No prob. These people: IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP! THE HORROR! I'M MELTING! Their worldview in a nutshell. It's so wild.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I love how these guys only recognize violence as crime that impacts the vulnerable. Not, say, the stress effects of living under a surveillance state, armed masked men ripping mothers from children at school drop off... so yeah, let's do it, and let's let the vulnerable be the judges and jury.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I have seen a ton of clips but not yet a full episode of this pod but OMG am I gonna watch the shit out of this 😂

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

The clear subtext is that financial misdeeds, at any scale, aren't "crime" to this admin and the perps shouldn't have the force of law applied to them. The downstream harm plays no role in this determination. To them, the law exists to bind the poor w/o protecting; protect the rich w/o binding

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I am trying to ration and savor each one, but the urge to binge is strong! Impeccable casting and character development.

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Already hooked on Alton Brown's TikTok content about baked potatoes, making fries at home, etc. so, yeah. Bring it on!

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

The rare and elusive surprising heel turn. Genuinely did not see it coming, but absolute power, etc. I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Recently adopted a bonded pair of kittens. Good news: they happily share a litter box. Bad news: they think filling it is a full time job. Funny news: they're so bonded they routinely jump in (top entry) while the other is using the facilities. So far ok but clearly on a collision course ...

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Not at all the point, but I think this is the ONLY photo I've ever seen of Trump genuinely laughing. Actual unguarded authentic laughter. With MBS. *That's* his bud, his sweet cheese, his good time boi. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

"Recent graduate of the Mike Johnson School of Not Knowing, Seeing, or Hearing About That Academy had this to say..."

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Quite possibly, the sickest burn of all time.

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