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Karri Carlson

@heykarri.bsky.social
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Marketer, cat lady, agent provocateur Michigander, Californian, Oregonian en route to Hawai'i 🌺 Idea collector, dot connector, pot stirrer + ops boss at Leadtail

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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At some point I have to wonder if some people occupy the same Internet as I do. I could hardly think of a setup for more vile, vitriolic, trollish commentary than this. Odds of a productive discussion: -10000000000000000000
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Gonna need the Reply All gang to come out of retirement to "Yes Yes No" this post so everyone can appreciate the exquisite work.
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
In today's installment of "every accusation a massive, glaring projection" we present...
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"The idea that billionaires should pay higher tax rates than working people is not radical. What is radical is allowing a system where [...] those billionaires can in effect opt out of contributing to the society that made their success possible."
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Toxic masculinity hurts men, too. Imagine how Lil' Marco's tootsies feel after a day in these heels! 👠
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I have shared this article multiple times over the years. It remains as salient, as urgent, as important, and as effective as the day it was written. Perhaps even more so. We've fought and won this battle before, we can do it again. medium.com/@alexyoung_5...
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We Ain’t Gonna Play Trump City
So, clearly a bunch of us do give a shit. I absolutely love that. I apologize for this delayed follow-up to my last piece — I’ve been…
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Absolutely livid that ALL, and I do mean ALL THE BULLSHIT that has unleashed so much chaos and hate into our interactions with friends, neighbors, countrymen and the world for the last 20 years traces back to this small group of RICH LOSER ASSHOLES *primal scream* garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
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Here's how Epstein broke the internet
His meeting with the founder of 4chan and his quest to profit off the end of democracy
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This is hilariously SO precisely what enrages them about their opponents. How DARE they genuinely live out their deeply held cultural values. Do they know what a huge POS that makes ME look like? 😭
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
OP: shot Comments: chaser
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Can I just say that I LOVE a context-free meme? We should have one every day, and before you do any work, you have to figure out WTF everyone is talking about. But don't give away the answer... like when we all lost our minds for Wordle in the midst of an existential threat!
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
"When" = a specific instance, time "Whenever" = at any time or every time "Static" = a lack of movement or progress "Stagnant" = not *flowing*, having no inflow or outflow Please update your records. To be correct. Because y'all are killing me.
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
<spoiler> They all had blanket pardons in their pocket the whole time and nobody ever gets held accountable. </spoiler>
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Technically still #Caturday in my time zone. Slipping these two goofballs in under the wire. 🐈❌🐈‍⬛
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Better living through the healing powers of caffeine and rock and roll 🤘 ☕️
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Good to be home 😌
Iced Americano and a bread pudding under an umbrella looking out over chairs and tables overlooking a peaceful waterway 🌺
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Behold! The economic power of shutting the f*ck up for like five seconds ✨
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
"Cops"-kaesque
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Folks, WTF are we doing here?
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Beads? www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Washington: Warning after millions of bees escape overturned truck
Master bee-keepers are called to the scene after a truck containing 70,000 pounds of active honey bee hives flipped over.
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
One early takeaway from SaaStock is that stumbling into coding and building stuff for the Internet was a lifeline for a lot of problem children of the '90s. (Me and Dan Martell included!)
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Hanging out in Austin today/tomorrow for SaaStock. If you're here - come by and chat about all things social for B2B at the @Leadtail booth🤠
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
That certainly pencils with my experience so far.
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Good morning to my fellow sparkling water girly pops ✨ Polar water is the best sparkling water. That is all.
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Go ahead and text me the war plans. I'll ignore it just like the other 858 unread messages. Secrets safe with me, bro.
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Don't you hate it when social media is used to create outrage and genocide, when it was clearly made for mercilessly roasting ridiculous thirst traps. Also, pouring out some sparkly water for the Saratoga social media manager this morning 🤣 gonna be a weeeeeird week at the office!
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Can't remember the last time I thought about my measles vax status before traveling WITHIN the US, but, here we are. Very cool.
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Plan for my next life 🐈‍⬛
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
The Stones aren't my favorite band - but there's just no question when Gimme Shelter or Tumbling Dice or Sympathy for the Devil or Honkytonk Woman or Start Me Up hits that they are simply the best rock band. 🎸
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I'd like to order one tombstone, please 🪦
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Signal boost in hopes this most excellent organization finds the right reporter to join their bench. TPM is literally my first and last read of every weekday. Even/especially in times like this when it's tough to know who to trust. Pass it on. Get a subscription. Read TPM. Enjoy getting smarter.
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Karen has spoken to The Manager and, well, woe be unto thee who doesn't hop to it when preparing her Venti PSL. Masks are all off now. Hell is empty.
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
One thing you may not know about me is that I still regularly rock tf out to "Mother Mother" by Tracy Bonham on a near daily basis in the year of our Lord 2025. Like Doechii's fierce growl, screaming "Everything's FIIIINE" is downright therapeutic some days 👩🏻‍⚕️💊 open.spotify.com/track/6WGaVd...
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Mother Mother
Tracy Bonham · The Burdens Of Being Upright · Song · 1996
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Had to do a quick explainer on how most of the incomprehensible digital behaviors of Boomers and GenXers on the team trace back to our early careers under the Microsoft Monopoly. If you worked in an office before Gmail existed, or have a personal relationship with Clippy - you know what I mean. 🤪
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Consider the resources needed to accomplish each of the following: Stop them Find out what happened Tell public what happened Restore what has been lost Make those injured whole Hold offenders to account Ensure it can't happen again Care for those in the fight We are going to need everybody
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I'm honestly asking: why aren't they? Tick tock it's coup o' clock, mofos. Now's your time to shine!
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Actual populist leader 👇
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
It is, quite literally, the only meaningful thing you can do on a consistent basis to bring about the world you want to live in and move closer to your true self. One small kindness at a time.
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Undefeated melancholic moody mood music. open.spotify.com/track/3HWxpL...
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I Am Trying to Break Your Heart
Wilco · Yankee Hotel Foxtrot · Song · 2003
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Best Hotel Ever 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It just occurred to me that I'm going to be out of the country for the inauguration and that is definitely going into my gratitude journal 😹
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Placed here without further comment.
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Agree. I'm rockin' this appropriately titled nineties banger rn: open.spotify.com/track/02lTDO...
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In the Meantime
Spacehog · Resident Alien · Song · 1995
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Love this vibe for 2025. You are loved. Do your thing. Be everything you already know you are. open.spotify.com/track/4XffeX...
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PROFIT
Doechii · Alligator Bites Never Heal · Song · 2024
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
What movie have you seen more than 10 times? Speak in gifs.
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
One thing you may not know about me: ever since I learned the phrase "obligate carnivore" I say it in my head every day when I give my cat her wet food. I think it's my favorite phrase in the English language for pure musicality. 😹🤦🏼‍♀️
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
My Christmas wish is that every American household watch Pixar's "A Bug's Life" and consider how it might apply to your current situation. Thank you.
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Woken up at 551am to a TORNADO WARNING in San Francisco 🙀 Two hours later...
A rainbow arches over San Francisco against a sky of mixed clouds and sunshine.
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Spent about two minutes on the other site this morning for some work stuff and threw up a little in my mouth 🤢 yikes
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
10/10 would watch
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Karri Carlson @heykarri.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This is basically my everything process...
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