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Opti♥️🍉

@heyitsopti.bsky.social
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Pronouns: Opti/they 🏳️‍🌈 I love Splatoon, ZZZ (Jane Doe), and Dan and Phil a lot, and other special interests | AuDHD | pfp made by @bunnyshroomi.bsky.social

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achTonic 🎶 @achtonic.whiprays.com · 01/10/2026
Commentators, you must acknowledge failures as much as great plays. It’s not mean, it’s exciting. So much fun comes from “oh no” moments as a spectator. Trust your judgement and be emotionally invested in the players’ success.
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Kordero @kordero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
need +2 for gatorlan pls
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Splatoon North America @splatoonnamirror.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fall time is here, and with it comes a Splatoween celebration! This year's question is "What would you be in a fantasy world?", a Wizard, a Knight, or a Ninja? This Splatfest event takes place from Oct 30 at 5pm PT to Nov 1 5pm PT, see you there!
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Basil ✨ @basil4ks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
scary world we live in
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#StevenUniverse #Amethyst
Amethyst sitting with leaves stuck in her hair, wearing a hoodie, knit cap, leggings, and sneakers as she kicks her feet. She's also holding a thermos, presumably containing both tomato soup and a popsicle.
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RandomDragons_ @randomdragons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I keep forgetting to post this omg LOL small sketch I drew for stream last night!
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yaga @a-bog-hag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The nonbinary pride flag with an image of Wario overlaid on top of it
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Boobs™ @boobs.goodgirls.onl · 26/09/2026
drinking water you should drink some too!!
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Splatoon North America @splatoonusna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fear not Inklings and Octolings, Splatoween is bringing more fantastical festivities to Splatsville next month! #Splatoon3 #Splatoween
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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
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elmo :3 is hard and 1/2 of Selmo (REALLL <3) @laaali.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A promotional picture of Dan and Phil for their tour Hard Launch. Both of them are crouching, Phil has his arm around Dan.
Text say "I'M SO FUCKING HARD". The word 'hard' is purple, the rest is white.
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🍉Droid 🔜 RatR @splatdroid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cancel your nitro cancel everything i'm doing that rn again
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 21/09/2026
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lolcatz 🐈💌➡️MFF @dyrdeer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 16/09/2026
We are joining Macklemore in donating to the people of Palestine with another $10,000 to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund, which will help aid families amid the ongoing genocide. We encourage our followers & anyone with the means to join if they can: pcrf.net
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Opti♥️🍉 @heyitsopti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they know me, like how do I get gay shit from searching giraffes 😭
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Opti♥️🍉 @heyitsopti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
10 STAR SILVER DYNAMO RAAHHHHH
the notif that I got 10 star silver dynamo 
"Freshness raised!
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You got a badge!"the badge for silver dynamo with text that says "You got a new badge! Try it out on your Splashtag!"
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piper 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @velvetxero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Opti♥️🍉 @heyitsopti.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“I’m being sucked in gay sex!”
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Inkling Performance Labs @iplabs.ink · 10/09/2026
Swim or Sink 239 Results: Great White 🏆 さどやまと(17)🏆 🥈 hey lol 🥉 Breakfast Cat Café Hammerhead 🥇 Chudload Mako 🥇 Turn Left Lantern 🥇 Metriod: Girl Dinner
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GOD DAMMIT
Al Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses Al Generated Content like this:

Generative Al was used as a supplementary tool in the translation process for certain system languages in this title.

Al was utilized to help improve translation efficiency and quality. However, all final translations are reviewed and edited by the development team before being implemented.

All translated text is reviewed by human editors to ensure it is accurate, appropriate, and of high quality.
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vheavy🌪️ @vheavy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
riptide is so funny in concept like yeah lets put a bunch of gay people in a state like ohio nothing will go wrong 😭
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Sapphire 💖💚 @gomipomi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Boss ladies in Raiders' attire #splatoon #art
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Coxxs @coxxs.moe · 06/09/2026
It seems a sudden wave of console bans is hitting #NintendoSwitch2 users this weekend, restricting their access to online services and game key cards. Many affected players across various communities claim they only play legitimate, physical games and have never used flashcarts.
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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
”I’m straight…” <- got hit with screen :(
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JESTER @entomolojest.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I had to do this on mobile but hope this helps
"Gay sex" is under grates on crableg. Getting sucked is being the target of an ink vacc. Very specific but it could happen
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Turn Left @turnleftspl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TURN LEFT 1ST IN PSL!!! NO 2ND OR 9TH PLACE CURSE!! WILL MAKE FORMAL POST LATER, WE ARE ALL TIRED AS FUCK!!
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[Splatoon 3] Version 11.3.1 will be released tomorrow. It contains data for the new Splatfest, as well as the stages Walleye Warehouse and Saltspray Rig. The theme is Shit vs. Piss vs. Cum. The Tricolor Splatfest stages will be Walleye Warehouse and Saltspray Rig.
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Deltalea @deltalea.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I last minute decided to join Artfight back in June, and these are the refs I drew for the occasion! (Tried keeping them simple due to time constraints) I’ll also share the attacks I did over the next few days!
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yaga @a-bog-hag.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
im annoyed at splatoon 3 patch history so im venting it through a flow chart
Splatoon 3 weapon balance flow chart (confidential)
1. Weapon sucks
2A. (75% chance) Buff every meaningless stat by 1%
2B. (25% chance) Do nothing (end of chart, bad outcome)
3A. Meta shifts happen to favor it, no further buffs needed (end of chart, good outcome)
3B Weapon still sucks
4A. (50% chance) Overtune one stat
4B. (50% chance) Do nothing (end of chart, bad outcome)
5A. Somehow it doesnt break the game, good job (end of chart, good outcome)
5B. It breaks the game
6. +10p until it's clear that's not working
7A. (75% chance) Slightly revery buff
7B. (25% chance) Overnerf every other stat
7C. (if .52 gal) Nerf ballpoint (end of chart, good outcome)
Outcome of 7A. Eh good enough (end of chart, good outcome)
Outcome of 7B Weapon sucks (end of chart, good outcome)
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yaga @a-bog-hag.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A splatoon 3 themed edit of the "I can't wait for society to collapes so MY ideology can rise from the ashes", replacing the text with "I can't wait for the meta to collapse so MY main can rise from the ashes", with the 4 figures being replaced with splatana stamper, squeezer, range blaster and sloshing machine
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Fern_Nautilus @remixedfern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Popgun: "I could be spending time with my family right now"
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Stormy Senpai @stormysenpai.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
THANKS FOR COMING OUT TO THE HOOD COMMENTARY SET!! I APPRECIATE ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT!! YELLOW JACKETS WOULD ABSOLUTELY DOMINATE PJACK CHALLENGE TAKING THEM DOWN 7-0 IN A BEST OF 9 HUH??? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??? THAT'S JUST HOW BAD THE ASS BEATING WAS, LMFAO
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Splatoon North America @splatoonusna.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The sun has set on the Summer Nights Splatfest, and with a 455p score, Team Beach are your champs! As always, a big thanks to everyone who participated, and don't forget to pick up your super sea snails in the plaza. #Splatoon3
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MissGenkiArt @missgenkiart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wade still thinks she's cute. #PetraParker
Petra Parker has a hand up to her face while Deadpool holds out Jeff the landshark to her. Deadpool says "Congrats on the lady-hood! This one isn't Swedish but he still loves you. Welcome to a whole new world of misogyny and public ridicule." and Petra responds with "Thanks..." Deadpool is also wearing a pin on his chest that says "Proud mom" in rainbow colors.
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Octa @octaspla2n.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
oh!
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Rany @tlrany.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
we as a community deserve to not act like we should be pussy cucks to Nintendo. this is our game, we demand better. stop saying we're being too negative, we need to be LOUDER.
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| Absolution | @absolutionspl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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cart @xarrotd.xyz · 20/08/2026
For the .52 gal previously, the WidthHalf would be 2.11 before 1.1 units and get scaled UP to 2.25 at 20 units. Now, it gets scaled DOWN to 2.07 at 20 units. Pre-patch, 52 gal was the only shooter to actually scale up its paint with distance. Ridiculous.
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cart @xarrotd.xyz · 20/08/2026
Alright I'm gonna make a quick thread about what changed in 11.3.0 just to explain some of the more interesting changes that might not be easy to understand at first.
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Hana ✨ @hana.lol · 20/08/2026
🐙 Splatoon 3 v11.3.0 released, and it severely hurts the future of Inksight, thanks Nintendo. I'm going to make 2 threads tonight, one about Inksight specifically, and one about general Splatoon 3 changes. New replays no longer carry the player ID, X Powers, or MMRs. 🧵 (1/6)
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OatmealDome 🏳️‍🌈 @oatmealdome.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
[Splatoon Raiders] #SplatoonRaidersSpoilers shingetsu0210 has reached the bottom of the Bottomless Buffet. The lowest you can go is 1000F. After clearing this floor, the game marks Bottomless Buffet 101F~ as complete with a checkmark. 🐦 original post
A screenshot of a post on a different platform.
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CHUM NO. 2,719,584 @ ohhh…. riptide over….. ohhhhhhhh :[ @deadseptette.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i love putting grown ass men in splatoon but mr mayor gave me a hard time.
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SplatNinja @splatninja.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Doomposting meter is overclocked rn but I would be lying if I said it was wrong
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ManiZ | Vgen Comm OPEN!! @nickkiza01.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🐟❄️💧🔥 #Splatoon #splatoonraider #スプラトゥーン #スプラトゥーンレイダース
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Splash Panda @splashpanda.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
genius marketing strategy: keep splatoon 3 unplayable so that people are forced to buy raiders
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yaga @a-bog-hag.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Year 2021. The developers address 52 by giving it 8% less paint. It does fuck all. Year 2026. The developers address 52 by giving it 8% less paint. It does fuck all.
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Opti♥️🍉 @heyitsopti.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
part of me thinks it’s a marketing tactic, like “hey the game your playing is ass, there’s a new one that can potentially save your problems” and then the beginning is shit, but then it gets to a good spot, but still wanting balance, then it goes to shit again, repeat cycle
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Lucyfer 😈 @lildevilhorns.ink · 12/08/2026
it's kinda hilarious how good Splatoon devs are at leaving the game in a terrible state right around the time balance patches slow down
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Kolos⛺♻️ @kolos37.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just 51 nerfs left!
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