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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot

@heyitsawilson.bsky.social
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She/they, lesbiab, 26, poly, aspiring medium, impossible whopper combo with fries and fanta. Use AI? You will be blocked.

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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 8h
Uh oh lizzie die now
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 19h
Apparently the human body doesn’t like staying up for 24 hours, work through chronic back pain, and try to stand up the following morning.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 20h
I knew alfalfa was responsible for a large chunk of water usage in Utah. But I just looked up the actual numbers. 68% of water usage is diverted to alfalfa farmers. Roughly 1/3rd of that alfalfa is sold overseas, mostly to China. A mere 0.02% of the state’s GDP comes from alfalfa farming. Yikes.
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have been awake for over 24 hours, most of which was spent repairing a carpet cleaner, then using it to clean a large chunk of the living room. Please, do not fucking do this. I feel like I would collapse if I wasn’t already in bed
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pre-op trans women have the string bean fr fr
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why are so many cis men so creepy
Creepy interaction with dasher I don’t want to give the alt text. I’m tired.
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Jess Rappaport @goldenchaos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn, that…checks out. Explanations for the unmarked tiles in alt text
Teenage dysphoria bingo, most spaces filled in.

Nobody ever confused me for a girl in high school, my physical coordination was good, longer hair was a sensory nightmare at first, I plead the fifth on my masturbatory habits, my crushes were mostly on people who I felt understood me, and feminine persona didn’t become a thing until about a month before my egg cracked at 24.Same bingo card unmarked
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Angels we have heard are high 12 month bender wrecked their brain And the mountains in reply Scream in agonizing pain REEEEEEEEEE-
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rip Van Winkle? More Dick Manstinkle
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What do mormons say in the bedroom?
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHY THE FUCK IS DESCOVY $2200 WITHOUT INSURANCE
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Salt Lake City FanX at the Salt Palace is a joke. I have a friend who needs to borrow one of their wheelchairs, which should be free under the ADA as they are a public venue. Fuckers are charging a $100 fee.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m just straight up moving to Canada if he ends up on the ballot.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New season of RWBY looking kinda sus
Freeze frame from Better Call Saul. Captions say [GUN COCKS]
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You feeling good, Mitch?
Spirit Halloween witch animatronic making the Mitch McConnell face
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had to see it, so do you.
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Radio Free America @radiofreeflorida.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On target. #RadioFreeAmerica #politics
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Informed1 @informed1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I do not laugh out loud to memes very often, but this one really got me.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yoooo I just took a hit from Mitch McConnell’s stash, and holy motherfuck I now know how what he was smoking in that tmz video
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Schlong Island assed d
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TikTok screenshot: “If I have to go through any more character development my character will develop into a villain”
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cue FNAF 2 hallway ambience
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Society loves putting things in neat little boxes. As a transfem catgirl, the only box I wanna fit in is cardboard.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The United States: We are a melting pot of cultures, and that makes us strong and beautiful. Also the United States: We are a solely Christian nation and we will deport anyone whose spice tolerance surpasses mayonnaise
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A drinking fountain dispensing fruit punch with the caption “Live Charlie Kirk Reaction
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The iPhone Duo looks really awkward for phone calls.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today is national suicide prevention day. I've never lost anyone, but I've had friends attempt, and personally struggled with thoughts that, at my darkest points, were only stopped by seemingly insignificant things. Check up on your loved ones. Call 988 if you or someone you know is struggling.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Taking a break from social media. I’m not okay.
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Eleanor Martinez @northstar1939.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"My country, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right.”--US Senator Carl Schurz (R-MO), 1871.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I swear to god, AI generated ads make me wanna do something that’ll require a GoFundMe page to post bail.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fuck it, I’m bored. Everyone vote for me or whatever
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 02/09/2026
Fall Bitches Already Fondly Gazing at Summer’s Sweet Demise: tinyurl.com/5dkuhezf
Woman in thick gray sweater holding a gray mug smiling contentedly as she looks out a window at rainy, overcast weather outside
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Normal catgirl fursuit, but with three more pairs of boobs going down the stomach like a real cat
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
God, I hate it when my friends fight each other over complete nothing burgers.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I like to think that in the second verse of Basket Case, the therapist says Billie’s too wound up sexually, but he misconstrued what she said and hires a sex worker just to talk about his woes with.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gulf of America. Lake of America. Embarrassment of America.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
PSA to advertisers: rewriting 80’s songs for your ads is godawful! Walmart’s “Who Knew” ad spot? “I Need a Zevo?” Deadass never considered your competitors harder.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
God is dead and I rolled him into a joint
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In Utah, you can get your gender marker on your birth certificate changed. In Tennessee, you cannot. I’m bound to Utah law, having lived here for 18 years with only an 8 month gap for college out of state. Why, then, do I have to abide by Tennessee’s ban on birth certificate amendments for gender?
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Someone going south on i15 damn near ran me off the road, and instead, utah highway patrol elected to pull over someone else going 5 over
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yo mama so ugly that even Bruce Banner went “Hulk pass.”
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
fuck it, new project in the works
Album cover teasing Jesus in the Jenkem Jar by ashley wilson (this bitch)
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So I looked, and there is no rule 34 of Bolson and Karson from Breath of the Wild. I’m so disappointed, internet.
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Leaked One Piece unused character design of Mr 6
Six Flags mascot, Mr Six
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
God is a woman, and she and Mary totally scissored to make their transmasc son Jesus
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Ashley, God’s Gayest Faggot @heyitsawilson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just got engaged today, y’all! @roselatias.bsky.social I love you 💕
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