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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 9h

DM me if you're interested or have any questions.

Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 9h

Hey you know that thing that Doms will do sometimes where they make their subs make a post complimenting themselves? I wanna do kinda the opposite of that. For like, idk, $5? I'll record an audio clip to the effect of "<your name> paid me $5 to tell y'all that they're <ad lib insult>" and post it.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

You can never have enough fishnet.

close up of Red sitting with her legs spread. She's wearing tiny athletic shorts and a fishnet top that does nothing to hide her perky little tits.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So if I just take liquor, and soak coffee in it, it should in theory get me caffeinated liquor. And idk what drinking that would be like, but I kinda wanna find out.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the way they make decaf coffee (which is evil) is by soaking the beans in alcohol, which dissolves the caffeine out of them, and then straining them out of it; any remaining alcohol in the beans evaporates, leaving decaf beans (again: evil)

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hey, I've got a new posting schedule on OF, and I've updated my bio there to give a more detailed breakdown of what you can expect to see if you subscribe to me there; you can read that here: onlyfans.com/heycallmered

Red on her knees, mouth open, tongue out. She's wearing a shiny black slingshot bikini as a top, matching shiny black leggings, and a collar-and-bow-tie choker.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

open bsky at home: news articles, game releases, humor posts, sfw art, posts about people's personal lives open bsky at work: tiddies, tiddies, furry porn, ass, closeup vid of someone blowing a huge load, tiddies

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I reposted this earlier without comment but actually I wanna go on record and say that I have more respect for meth heads than I do for AI grifters.

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Bloody Marie "Dollspooker" Dollfucker @dollfucker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I've hidden the remaining 4 balls at the end of the Grand Line, and whoever finds them will become the King of the Pirates

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

oohh i got it they threw sticks, and the first boomerang was a normal person trying to reverse-engineer how they did it.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the thing that lets them do all that is canonically biological, and biology changes very slowly; there had to have been some dude in the bronze age who had the capability to curve bullets, but had no concept of a gun.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

what did the people in Wanted do before guns were invented? just throw rocks really good?

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

my bad, y'all; I posted tiddy and bsky immediately went down.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tiddies. That's it, that's the post. If this post get 25 likes, I'll post another pic from this set, then a 3rd at 50, and so on. 10 pics in total; how many can y'all get?

Red's pretty tits in a bright green bikini.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if you smooth your rough edges to become more palletable, this world will try to swallow you whole. let your sharpness stick in its throat and choke it.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

no but you're still right; you see a sword, you could be anywhere from the bronze age to the start of industry; spears are older than humans and survive still as bayonets. But putting a spikey iron ball on a chain on a handle? that's some truly medieval bullshit.

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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

interrupted

Two girls on a couch in a basement, when ones little sister comes in and interrupts their liaison

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's been too long since I've posted a pic for y'all; here's my ass.

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rita hatesville @ritatreats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

NOW WE’RE GOING TO PRACTICE WITH INSTANT RICE. INSTANT RICE, OR MINUTE RICE, REFERS TO A QUICK AND EFFICIENT WAY OF CREATING A MEAL THAT COMES PRE-PACKAGED IN VARIOUS FLAVOURS. THERE ARE VARIOUS RICE TECHNIQUES. THE FIRST TECHNIQUE IS TEARING THE TOP OF THE PACKAGING BY 2CM BEFORE MICROWAVING GO!

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It called me a fucking boymoder???

sexual identity generator showing the output "non-practicing trans-woman"

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Fucking peasant-ass, store-grain-for-famine mindset. My bloodline is surviving winter for sure.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It's fucked up how excites I get about buying shelf-stable foods in bulk. 10 lbs of sunflower seeds? yes please. 30 lbs of flour? fuck yeah. 50 lbs of rice? that's the shit.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

he also flashed a hundred dollar bill at me and offered it as a tip if I unlocked the door to make him a sandwich, but when I said yes, he went "just kidding! so it is possible, you're just refusing to do it?"

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Insane to me that games are like $80 now. There's not a single goddamn thing you could put into a video game that'd be worth $80.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

reminds me of the time I was leaving my job at a sandwich shop—literally turning the key in the lock—and a guy ran over from his car like "is it too late to get a sandwich??!" yeah bro, it's too late.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This seems like a great opportunity to post the card I drew after seeing zeta and thinking "oh, so you wanna do weird black-and-white?"

a proxy of the magic card Consecrated Sphinx done in a black-and-white kinda-surreal horror theme.

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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 08/09/2026

The Zeta Set is several firsts for Magic: the first SLD lootbox, the first use of public domain art, and… the first set that begs us to make it ourselves, but better. Have a party. Invite friends, plus Fiskar and Elmer. Let’s DIY this poser set already.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'd like to see a review of cards that were banned due to being too powerful in the command zone, particularly in light of removing cards like Urza and OG praetors from the GC list bc "that can be a pre-game conversation". In particular, I think the format is ready for Golos, Tireless Pilgrim.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Quote with one of your best booty pics

Red's fat ass in dramatic lighting at a 3/4 angle.

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Red Rabbitt @heycallmered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The MCU wants so badly to be a TV show it's stupid.

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

dear cis people: there are no trans women in the wnba, and no minors are getting sex reassignment surgery. you are being lied to. these are not real issues and they should not be engaged with as serious debate even hypothetically. doing so only helps legitimize harmful lies. don’t be a chump.

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