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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Excellent statement piece. It really ties the outfit together.

hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I swear the second I turn my light off my blanket enters the fourth dimension and twists into shapes incomprehensible to the human mind.

hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Well, my phone has updated. Time to hunt down and undo all of the shit they changed that I can.

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Populations tend to taper off as living conditions improve. This is obviously not the case in Palestine. But whatever, buddy, I've got work to do and I don't have time to explain basic concepts all day. Maybe you should go learn how linear time works before you join the grown up conversations.

Those other graphs also trended up before they went down. It's almost like actions can have an effect on trends.

Based on the historical precedent that you provided and no expertise on the matter, I'd say probably 8-10 years. What's your estimate based on? Vibes?

Yes, at that rate. In the other examples, the rate increased. Probably because they reached a tipping point of some kind.

No, I'm saying the genocide has begun but hasn't reached its peak yet.

Ok, just because I'm supposed to use prescription pet food as directed by a vet, doesn't mean you can't give me portion suggestions. I don't want to starve my cats.

When clicking on the comments button fills you with a sense of dead that you're about to read some vile shit, and you're usually proven right, it's probably not a platform you want to be on.

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2/3 of your counterexamples had that same tapering off effect before the dive. Just because it hasn't become critical yet doesn't mean it's not happening.

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I'm really grateful for my psychiatrist who patiently let me try all the options and then go back to the one that was the least bad. Sucks how often I have to check up though. Shit's expensive.

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Two high cats, fresh from the dentist.

A short haired black cat, drunkenly hanging her head and paws off the edge of a mattress.

A fluffy black cat with glassy eyes and messy fur.

Also breadcrumbs are still bread, even if they're pretentious. So clearly they should still be allowed.

It doesn't matter how clear the kitchen counter is. I'll always find a way to hide the bread tie from myself.

I'm physically incapable of sneezing quietly or in a way that doesn't hurt most of my upper body.

I tend to get paranoid at bedtime and have to make sure all of the cats are accounted for, even though they're all inside only.

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The temperature target fucking sucks and always just blasts me with full cold or hot. GIVE ME SOME MODERATION, PLEASE.

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If you want to live on a quiet street, why would you choose a major city?

How do I get my glasses to sit straight on both my face and my ears? This is killing me.

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Oh sure, I definitely believe my phone will last for 42 minutes at 5%.

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Puking because you took a multivitamin without food is oddly not as unpleasant. It just kinda happens.

Yeah it feels real uncomfy when they repost my first world problems or a picture of cookies.

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Can confirm, my friend was hacked and renamed Julie.

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You have brought a curse upon me and my house.

hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oww, the fire of righteous fury hurts my tummy.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Man, I sure would like to enjoy my job, or at least be neutral to it, instead of having to be angry at the endless capitalist impulse to squeeze infinite productivity out of fewer employees at the expense of morale.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why must I work when my body demands I rot?

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's really weird that brooch is pronounced like that.

There are already meticulously tracked standards that I far exceed. I should be able to glance at my phone occasionally or answer a text. And I certainly shouldn't have to petition for an accommodation to use timers and alarms to structure my day.

So you have data that says banning workers from interacting with their phones increases productivity. Have you studied the psychological effects and resultant turnover from treating your employees like children?

Why are realtors always advertising all the beautiful homes they've sold? Anyone can do that. Show me the worst homes you've sold and I'll believe you're a good realtor.

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