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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I swear the second I turn my light off my blanket enters the fourth dimension and twists into shapes incomprehensible to the human mind.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Well, my phone has updated. Time to hunt down and undo all of the shit they changed that I can.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ok, just because I'm supposed to use prescription pet food as directed by a vet, doesn't mean you can't give me portion suggestions. I don't want to starve my cats.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Two high cats, fresh from the dentist.

A short haired black cat, drunkenly hanging her head and paws off the edge of a mattress.

A fluffy black cat with glassy eyes and messy fur.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It doesn't matter how clear the kitchen counter is. I'll always find a way to hide the bread tie from myself.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How do I get my glasses to sit straight on both my face and my ears? This is killing me.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh sure, I definitely believe my phone will last for 42 minutes at 5%.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oww, the fire of righteous fury hurts my tummy.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Man, I sure would like to enjoy my job, or at least be neutral to it, instead of having to be angry at the endless capitalist impulse to squeeze infinite productivity out of fewer employees at the expense of morale.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why must I work when my body demands I rot?

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's really weird that brooch is pronounced like that.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So you have data that says banning workers from interacting with their phones increases productivity. Have you studied the psychological effects and resultant turnover from treating your employees like children?

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why are realtors always advertising all the beautiful homes they've sold? Anyone can do that. Show me the worst homes you've sold and I'll believe you're a good realtor.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was proactive by taking my work stuff upstairs when I happened to be going up anyway and now I need something from in there. Just goes to show that laziness pays.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The desire has come upon me once again.

A sheet of cookie dough, scooped into rounds.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Man, I *just* cleared out my voicemails. Do we really have to start stacking them back up immediately?

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I wish someone had told me as a kid that getting a cavity filled doesn't magically fix it like new, and instead it's annoying forever.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Why does my email need minigame events? Can I just, like, be an adult?

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Today I learned how to run electrical wiring. It's a pain in the ass.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

What's with ads having the gall to rotate my screen when auto rotate is turned off? They should just fuck off instead.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Of COURSE she would drop the melted ice cream on the stairs for maximum splatter. This is gonna be a whole project.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Hey, I'm not running late today. How'd I manage that?

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

You know you're out of spoons when you get decision paralysis choosing between a big plate or a small one.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Well, the old grumpy dog is mad at me again, because apparently falling over in his general direction is construed as an aggressive move.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My sinuses have chosen violence. I wonder if cutting up a shallot for dinner will make it better or worse?

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It's a beautiful day when every sock comes out of the dryer with a partner.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The cats have remembered there's a window behind my bedside table. Now I'm in for a very annoying time.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

At a concert. Feet hurt, knees hurt, it's too hot and I'm overstimulated. 10/10.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

A TV so smart that it freezes up and you can't even turn it off.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Man, why is it that whenever I start to get my shit together, I get sick? It's hard enough to form good habits without being kneecapped.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I always love getting an offer for a real fancy credit card. I get to see how the other side gets advertised to.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I would like to formally request that all companies stop advertising at me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If you want to be remembered kindly, then be kind. Rest in piss, you piece of shit.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

It's kind of weird that it's called the escape key, as if you're trying to run from something. What kinda of monstrosities did early computers contain?

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Y'all ever crave something that you can't quite place? Like I know I'm craving something specific but I don't know what it is.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

You know, maybe leftists are blowing up the Democratic party, in the sense that they're a rapidly expanding force inside a rigid container. Maybe the container needs to be more flexible?

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It's very cute that the cat figured out how to play fetch by himself on the stairs, but it sure would be nice if he didn't do it during sleep hours.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

What if Cinnamon Life with apple juice?

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Another day of wanting to throw all of my technology into the sea.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

My work just announced an "art" contest with a 6-day submission deadline, so now I have to draw some anti-AI sass about it.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I wonder if I could ride a bike while drunk?

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Got to see a crow trying to use my car to crack a nut. But this one was fucking crazy and swooped in front of me when I was going full speed.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Is my phone using some AI bullshit to adjust my volume for me? Does it think I randomly turn my volume up and down for no reason? I would sure like for things to just function properly.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Deciding to brush my cat when my eyes were already itchy was a great idea.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

She did not want to go outside before bed.

A long-haired Brown dachshund curled up on a soft blanket, making sad eyes to a person off camera.

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hey buddy @heybuddy93.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Don't trust a fart Never trust a fart Don't trust a fart Don't trust me

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