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hi, i’m nobody (she/her) // ✨Starry-Eyed Cynic 🌌 “Both ‘Gya ha ha’ and ‘Kya ha ha’ are up to something. Wanna eavesdrop?”

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gabi (comms open) @darkfoggyforests.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hongjunnn #tbfyl
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the category is ‘xiao chiye being so damn possessive even the sun and the moon will catch hands’ #qjj #qiangjinjiu
Xiao Chiye lowered his head and pressed his cheek to Shen Zechuan's as he stared with deep hostility at the sunlight attempting to creep across the sheets toward Shen Zechuan.

Shen Lanzhou belonged to him—Xiao Ce'an.The settee wasn't big enough for both of them. Xiao Chiye reached a hand up to pull down the bamboo blinds and cover the window. His Lanzhou didn't need the moonlight looking in. That lithe softness, exposed to air. needed only one gaze upon it—Xiao Chiye's.
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eerkat 🌸✨ @eerkat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#svsss #pidw
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 10/09/2026
view from the other side (thank you @awesomeuno.bsky.social for the idea!)
Doodle of BOTW holding his Shiekah slate looking down back over his shoulder in perturbed confusion
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みほ @kotorimiho111.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#svsss #あなたの冰河's 素敵なタグ、お借りします 描き分け難しい
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mog née beans ✨ @moggart.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
their first kiss lives in my brain rent free #cezhou #qjj #将进酒
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Yami | ヤミ 🔞 (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @yamielsin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I love JGY #jgy #jinguangyao #mdzs
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
please don’t kill each other, you’re so sexy #qjj #qiangjinjiu
When Xiao Chiye got a clear look at the man before him, he licked away the blood between his teeth and called out to him as though to a lover. "Oh, Lanzhou."

Shen Zechuan also had one hand on the ground; thin blades were held between each of his fingers. He stared at Xiao Chiye through the rain, then punched.
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(Not) Cat || comms OPEN on VGen @blackcat-hiding.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hamster doodle #svsss #moshang
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
:) #qjj #qiangjinjiu
Xiao Chiye acknowledged Li Jianheng’s words with a wave of his hand. There was no ring on his thumb, but the bite between his thumb and forefinger had left its mark. 

When Li Jianheng started in on something else, Xiao Chiye turned a deaf ear to it all.
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
what an asshole (affectionate) #qjj #qiangjinjiu
“The squad leader knew a dismissal when he heard one; he was about to back away when he heard Xiao Chiye’s voice ring out once more. “Is Shen Zechuan here? Inside the temple?”
“Yes.” The squad leader grew apprehensive. “He’s detained in—”
“Bring him out.”
For a moment the squad leader was stunned. Then he blurted, “That won’t do! Not even if you’re the supreme commander! His Majesty strictly forbade—”
“In the Imperial Army, I have final say.” Xiao Chiye lifted the lantern. 
The squad leader stuttered nervously, “Even so, don’t k-kill…”
“I want him to fucking come out here and sing a little song for my pleasure!” Xiao Chiye flung the lantern aside, and the light went out. He stood in the dark, his eyes filling with cruelty.”

Excerpt From
Ballad of Sword and Wine: Qiang Jin Jiu Vol. 1
Tang Jiu Qing
This material may be protected by copyright.
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🌹⚰️Skelesass👹💀 ( DMC, Resident Evil, ECT ) @skelesass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the father #REBHfun #ResidentEvil #RE7 #EthanWinters #sketch
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i am at day one but i really just want to be at one day! i didn’t realize the start was going to hurt this much #qjj
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
fever dream high in the quiet of the night, what is the conversion rate for gil in final fantasy?
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A tweet from @sablaah showing a phobos eclipse from mars, and her commentary says: "humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W foot earth, the best planet in the universe"
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
shen qingqiu still dealing with a lot of internalized homophobia in the extras is so real. a lot of times people want to assume that accepting you are attracted to the same gender is the end-all-be-all of internalized homophobia but that’s just not true. #svsss
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#Cloti
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✨ShinyBlueStone✨ @shinybluestone.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Luo Binghe can dream, but... Shen Qingqiu could never. 🤣🤣🤣 (I couldn't get this out of my head LMAO, ref used below 👇) #bingqiu #svsss #人渣反派自救系统
Binghe clings fully to SQQ, smiling deviously behind his back. SQQ points, clearly angry as someone with their back facing us.
SQQ: "don't you DARE bully my disciple!"
SQQ turns to talk sweetly to LBH who is now fully crying and pouting like a kicked puppy. LQH shivers in disgust, his anger growing more intense.
SQQ: "Dont listen to that meanie! Binghe is perfect."
LBH: "Shizun... 🥺"
LQH: "YOU TWO ARE DISGUSTING!!!"
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
liu qingge was fighting luo binghe for five years during sqq's death while luo binghe's brain was getting crispy a la xin mo and grief and liu qingge thought luo binghe was just like that naturally
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Atrementi @viripond.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Look, Sizhui! I caught a frog!" The two disciples snuck away from classes to have fun on a very special day... The rivers of Gusu are nice for that. #HappyBirthdayLanJingyi!alsome #itsalsomybirthdaytoo #ImightmakebirthdayartformetoobutIlikejingyibetter #Mdzs #Modaozushi #Lanjingyi #Lansizhui
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i always struggle to read through the extras. like i am technically not done with MDZS because i still have to read the extras after incense burner. and SVSSS i read the first three volumes in 2-3 days a-piece and, now in vol 4, i have just been reading 1-2 chapters a day for the past three days.
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shizun slut truther @wifebeam.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
luo binghe DID babytrap shizun it’s just that he is the baby
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Foxy Joy @foxyjoy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Qi deviated husbands - #SVSSS #Bingqiu #Moshang
digital sketch sheet. Sketch 1 - Shang qinghua sitting cross legged, a small Mobei Jun in his lap pulling on his ear.  sketch 2 - Shen Qingqiu looking unbothered holding a small crying Luo Binghe.   Sketch 3 - small binghe sitting on the floor crying, small Mobei Jun next to him looking annoyedDigital comic - Shen Qingqiu holding a small sleeping binghe "Hey Airplane, can  you babysit?"  Shang Qinghua looking panicked while holding a small Mobei Jun who is slapping him on the cheek "I was going to ask YOU to!".  Shen Qingqiu looking angry now, accidentally squiskying small Binghe "Well then who else can handle watching these two??" Shang Qinghua shrinks back and Small Mobei Jun throws a tiny kick in SQQ's direction. - continues to the next imagedigital illustration.   Liu Qingge as the meme with two kids on child leashed.   LBH on the ground, MBJ trying to walk as far away as possible
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melts @meltsmelts.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
#art #animation #svsss #bingqiu
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i might have the worst dvd collection known to humankind but i am setting up jellyfin with it anyway
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
yqy: it’s my fault that sqq got poisoned because i left the sect sqq: omg shixiong no don’t blame yourself mqf: it’s my fault that sqq got poisoned, i wasn’t a good enough doctor sqq: omg shidi no it’s okay there’s nothing you could have done lqg: sqq: lqg: well it isn’t my fault.
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404kumi @404kumi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#svsss their usual morning 1/2
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wayofthesoya @wayofthesoya.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#svsss #ffvii #ff7
A digital, monochromatic sketch of Yue Qingyuan from Scum Villain's Self-Saving System and Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7. Yue Qingyuan holds Xuan Su in front of him, hands balanced around its hilt; Cloud wears the iconic pose, one hand carrying the Buster Sword on his shoulders and back. Yue Qingyuan says to Cloud, "Cool sword you got there." Cloud replies, after a small pause, "Not too shabby yourself." In the middle is a large red, slightly faded text that reads: This sword bears my trauma that relates to another person of great significance to me.
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
shen qingqiu, i swear, if you start insisting you are straight again after this, i am going to murder you. these are not the thoughts of a straight man #svsss
Screenshot excerpt from The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System: Ren Zha Fanpai Zijiu Xitong Vol. 3 by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu

Text reads, “After flailing about for a while, he slapped himself across the face and reasoned with himself logically: One couldn’t tell day from night in the Holy Mausoleum, so maybe it was morning outside right now? Therefore, this was a natural phenomenon, a normal bodily function.

It would go away on its own, right? That was how it usually went, yes, that’s right!

But just letting it sit there and not doing anything about it—wasn’t that a bit pitiful?!

Well, there was nothing to be done about that. He couldn’t exactly help Luo Binghe jerk off under these circumstances, right?!”
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hearse (fully fanged) @hehearse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#mdzs 1/3
Digital black and white watercolor fanart comic for Grandmaster of demonic cultivation. Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian are standing in front of a yard post main story. They have their backs to the viewer, and Wei Wuxian has his hands behind his head.
In the yard in a pavilion there is Lan Wangji playing qin with Jin Ling and Lan Sizhui watching him.It's quiet between Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng. Then Wei Wuxian drops his hands, asking carefully, still staring ahead of himself.
Wei Wuxian: Do you ever... find it unsettling?Jiang Cheng turns his head slightly, his expression still hidden. The page is split into two frames, separating Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian. Wei Wuxian's frame has an indent in the shape of Mo Xuanyu's body. Behind that indent there is Wei Wuxian in his original body, smiling mischievously and leaning towards Jiang Cheng.The page split horizontally into past and present frames, present Wei Wuxian's body is just a black silhouette, while past Wei Wuxian's is visible, his hand resting on Jiang Cheng's back.
Jiang Cheng's thoughts settle on the frames showing present Wei Wuxian's shape.
Jiang Cheng's thoughts: Wrong height. Wrong voice. Even the weight of your arm feels off to me.
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
started svsss and i am having a great time
Screenshot of text from The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System: Ren Zha Fanpai Zijiu Xitong Vol. 1 by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu that reads, “This really isn’t the time! Why must you be so filial at this critical juncture?! I can’t tell you that the only way to completely cure the poison is to take a trip to pound town with you, okay?!”
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hourly nie huaisang(*´∀`)♪ @huaisanghourly.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Please, I beg you, Wei-xiong. This is my third year attending school at Gusu. If i get another Yi evaluation, my older brother really will break my legs!"
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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soursoppi 👍 酸老爷在此 @soursoppi.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
[MDZS . ChangMian / WCZ x JFM] echoes of the heart
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soursoppi 👍 酸老爷在此 @soursoppi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
baby is baby...no matter the size or age 🥹
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💿 CeeD | Commission Open @ceech.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Good morning dear passengers, on behalf of Gusu Air Lines, we’d like to welcome you aboard ✈️ #MDZS
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
li jinglong, you have the worst luck i have ever seen. i’m gonna need you to not even whisper a vow for the rest of your life lest you lose your head #tianbaofuyaolu #legendofexorcism
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El 🦋🌸@ NEW BL NOVEL OUT NOW!!!📌 @fereael.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 Castle in the Wastes by @ailuridaen Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social The WangXian Howl's Moving Castle AU😍😍😍 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/238582... Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/873518...
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
two legendary birds and a peacock. i, too, would’ve left that mountain #tianbaofuyaolu #legendofexorcism
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nem ♡ @neombers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
modern!au wangxian comm 🩵❤️ #忘羡 #wangxian
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Canibal Vegetariano @tsukhood.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Violet Smith @violetsmith.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Xue Yang plus speech bubble
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Most Likely to Fangirl -Ale- @mltofangirl.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Hello. I'm back on my bullshit #MDZS #NieHuaisang #NieMingjue
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i don’t know what cocaine mo xiang tong xu put in mo dao zu shi but i started watching the untamed 2 weeks ago, and i have now binged through the novels and am halfway through the anime
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
are y’all sure the untamed is censored bl? because i cannot fathom how they got some of this past the censors. like this is clearly *not* a bromance
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
he is such a menace #TheUntamed
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
wei wuxian is really just going to annoy his way into lan wangji’s heart lmaooo #TheUntamed
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
yearner, thy name is wei wuxian #TheUntamed
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
official in the week of “we better learn the FF7R part 3 title this week or so help me….”
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nobody @heyanobody.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
back on my “i’m going to learn to draw” resolution. y’all ain’t ready for what i have in store if i figure this shit out
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