Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I wonder when my family will notice that the giant lump under the rug is actually my entire body? 000 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Whenever I talk, my front tooth vibrates. It’s fucking annoying. 100 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Oh, I’m late but I’ve come prepared with my own sandwich. It’s sandwich:45 020 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party. I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party. I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party. I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party. 050 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I know I complain a lot, but I live a pretty wonderful life. After 5 years of loss after loss, it feels like I’m finally getting ahead in life. It doesn’t look like what I had imagined it would. And I’m so very happy for that. 0101 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 07/12/2025It’s back to multiple medical appts a month for me. I was doing so well. Or maybe I was avoiding it all so well. 010 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I think all of our end goal is Sophia. I’m more of a Rose, myself. 110 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Eh, I don’t know. 28 seems to be the universal quarter-life crisis age. I felt pretty dumb still at 28. 000 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Jesse was all, there’s a list of episodes we need to watch first, and that’s a total of 4 hours that I probably won’t sit through a second time. Do I need to sit through it or can we just jump back in? 110 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Using your age as an excuse only works if you’re under 30 years old. 120 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I thought I’d miss the rain but nope. Okay, I miss it in the middle of summer. 010 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025The Misadventures of Having Fucked Up Teeth. - my new book title. You want royalties, yeah? 010 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I wish. I got a permanent retainer instead 🙄 It’s a metal chain glued down to the back of my lower front teeth. Tell me that’s bad ass. (It’s totally not 😭) 100 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Somehow, I have MORE metal in my mouth now. Glued in place for the next decade. 100 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 04/12/2025AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I’m okay, it’s okay. That was terrifying, but it’s fine! Fog. Can’t see shit. AAAAAHHHH. Oh, rain! Hello rain, it’s been awhile. Hydroplanes all the way to my appointment. 010 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 04/12/2025My day so far: I’m going on an adventure! The roads are so clear, the sun is shining! The snow is so pretty! Wow, that’s a giant pothole. Okay. That’s a bit of snow. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH 100 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Pantone’s colour of the year is slightly less than bright white and people are already losing their minds. 100 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Whole new one. The broken one was 28 years old and busted its motherboard and gas valve. The funny thing is, I had it serviced by the same company that swore it would last a few more years. It worked right up until they serviced it. Ha. They didn’t charge me for that service call. 010 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I’m so used to not meeting my own goals. Ha. They’re just suggestions at this point. 110 0
Reposted by BanannieTorrance Coste @torrancecoste.bsky.social · 03/12/2025This is brutal news for 350 families here. The company blames “fibre shortage” and while everyone and their dog will have a response to this, most will avoid the uncomfortable truth that logging companies here have cut too much, too fast, for too long, in too many places. #bcpoli 1206 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Crackers and Bella 😢 Our fur babies never live long enough. Charles is already missed so much. The tears eventually stop, but keep the Kleenex handy. 010 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 03/12/2025The furnace died right before the temperature dropped and yeah, I barely survived that. Now that the furnace is working, it’s much easier to handle. I did buy snow boots too. 110 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Oh, Geoffy 😢 I’m so sorry to hear about your adorable ball of fluff. We’ve all cried on the skytrain, don’t worry. Hindsight doesn’t always feel super great… You are not a horrible man. You’re home now right? You can light a candle together and share stories and cry together. 140 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 03/12/2025This Barbie has more soul behind her eyes than she does.media.tenor.coma close up of a barbie doll making a faceAlt: a close up of a barbie doll making a stink face. 010 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I love buying gifts so I have to remind myself to stick to a budget. Socks and puzzles! 020 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025It definitely did not feel like that in years’ past. Also, 6 years in retail will ruin a persons’ joy. Christmas at Metrotown?? Aahhhh, nightmare fuel. 000 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025You’re welcome! I’m focusing more on creating the Christmas magic for myself and my family which doesn’t have to be a big thing. Some pretty lights, writing Xmas cards (bc I want to), and advent calendars! 000 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I used to. There’s still some pressure but once I got rid of almost all of the obligations that come along with the season, I’m finding it easier it enjoy. 010 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I was all about showing up and feeling incredibly uncomfortable for so many years. I’m not doing that this year. 110 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 01/12/2025When you say “I’m too busy.” what I hear is: “I’m too busy to care.” 000 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Yep, I’d say that’s your best bet. Or leave it for a week and the smell might go away. 000 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I stand corrected, Evangelicals don’t believe in Santa(??). It’s at City Hall. 000 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I think it’s the pancake breakfast at the crazy hall. (Santa breakfast at the Evangelical church) 100 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025She probably dab dabbed it and called it a day. Before the river, get a professional cleaning? 000 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I mean… he died in 1993, most millennials weren’t born yet. Okay, the better question is… so, does that work? 110 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Sleep really is for losers. I ADHD passed out on the couch at 8:49pm and then woke up at 1:13am, fell back asleep at 4:59am. Am now awake again. What do I even do with myself now? 000 0
Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I’d say it’s the HVAC or something died in the vents somewhere. My mom spilled a latte in her car once and it never smelled the same again. You may just have to throw the whole thing out. 010 0